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I've never told anyone this but I did it.....

 
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I've never told anyone this but I did it.....
Being that the world may change drastically in the next couple days I need to release a secret I've never told anyone......

One time I masturbated while fantasizing about Hillary Clinton in a crotchless pantsuit.

I thought I would never climax but I did and after felt like something was broken inside me......
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12/20/2012 03:07 AM
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Re: I've never told anyone this but I did it.....
Had the same experience with Sasha Grey and a Lesbian bunny cosplay scene on Easter.
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12/20/2012 03:18 AM
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Re: I've never told anyone this but I did it.....
Being that the world may change drastically in the next couple days I need to release a secret I've never told anyone......

One time I masturbated while fantasizing about Hillary Clinton in a crotchless pantsuit.

I thought I would never climax but I did and after felt like something was broken inside me......
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If this happened 20 years ago you are forgiven. If this was recent then...holy fuck thats gross!
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12/20/2012 03:24 AM
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Re: I've never told anyone this but I did it.....
Being that the world may change drastically in the next couple days I need to release a secret I've never told anyone......

One time I masturbated while fantasizing about Hillary Clinton in a crotchless pantsuit.

I thought I would never climax but I did and after felt like something was broken inside me......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24931009


If this happened 20 years ago you are forgiven. If this was recent then...holy fuck thats gross!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30020815


It was recent and I guess it was pretty gross now that I think about it. I actually was picturing her in a version of the Lewinsky dress transformed pantsuit style.....I think I actually achieved some kind of spiritual transformation during the process of keeping a woodrow during the flashes of Bill smiling at me while I was beating it like a rented mule.
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12/20/2012 03:25 AM
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By far my favorite post tonight.
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12/20/2012 03:26 AM
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Re: I've never told anyone this but I did it.....
cool story Op tell it again
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12/20/2012 03:27 AM
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5 stars and a Klondike Bar.
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12/20/2012 03:28 AM
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Re: I've never told anyone this but I did it.....
Being that the world may change drastically in the next couple days I need to release a secret I've never told anyone......

One time I masturbated while fantasizing about Hillary Clinton in a crotchless pantsuit.

I thought I would never climax but I did and after felt like something was broken inside me......
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I have too.. Ha ha! But, thought of no one... Just me, myself & I was more enough *•*
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12/20/2012 03:38 AM
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cool story Op tell it again
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I just couldn't help it. I've always been a determined person and once I got started I just kept going.....I kept hearing "I did not have sex with that woman" but I'm like "dude I'm feeling you....this is tough...." but then back to business and trying to finish up it was hellish and strangely fulfilling after it all. I've often referenced that experience as motivation while summiting large mountains.....
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Re: I've never told anyone this but I did it.....
Being that the world may change drastically in the next couple days I need to release a secret I've never told anyone......

One time I masturbated while fantasizing about Hillary Clinton in a crotchless pantsuit.

I thought I would never climax but I did and after felt like something was broken inside me......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24931009


If this happened 20 years ago you are forgiven. If this was recent then...holy fuck thats gross!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30020815


It was recent and I guess it was pretty gross now that I think about it. I actually was picturing her in a version of the Lewinsky dress transformed pantsuit style.....I think I actually achieved some kind of spiritual transformation during the process of keeping a woodrow during the flashes of Bill smiling at me while I was beating it like a rented mule.
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Ole' Willy, is that you!?

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12/20/2012 03:40 AM
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[link to i1026.photobucket.com]
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12/20/2012 03:48 AM
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The quick fox jumped over the lazy brown dog.
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12/20/2012 05:32 AM
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 Quoting: icepack


The quick fox jumped over the lazy brown dog.
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12/20/2012 05:37 AM
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LO fuckin L!! why is this shit pinned?
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12/20/2012 05:39 AM
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12/20/2012 05:46 AM
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Re: I've never told anyone this but I did it.....
i did it too. i soiled her in her flower garden right outside her front door. she came too me barefoot, her eyes were so bright.
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12/20/2012 06:15 AM
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One time I masturbated while fantasizing about Hillary Clinton in a crotchless pantsuit.
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lmao

yea I remember my first hit of acid too
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12/20/2012 06:18 AM
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Re: I've never told anyone this but I did it.....
cool story Op tell it again
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30172502


I just couldn't help it. I've always been a determined person and once I got started I just kept going.....I kept hearing "I did not have sex with that woman" but I'm like "dude I'm feeling you....this is tough...." but then back to business and trying to finish up it was hellish and strangely fulfilling after it all. I've often referenced that experience as motivation while summiting large mountains.....
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She was a good kisser....
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12/20/2012 06:20 AM
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chuckle
This is all a joke!!
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12/20/2012 06:30 AM
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Re: I've never told anyone this but I did it.....
I did NOT have sexual relations
with that woman

I used a cigar instead

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