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Anonymous Coward User ID: 30020815 United States 12/20/2012 03:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Being that the world may change drastically in the next couple days I need to release a secret I've never told anyone...... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24931009 One time I masturbated while fantasizing about Hillary Clinton in a crotchless pantsuit. I thought I would never climax but I did and after felt like something was broken inside me...... If this happened 20 years ago you are forgiven. If this was recent then...holy fuck thats gross! |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 24931009 United States 12/20/2012 03:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Being that the world may change drastically in the next couple days I need to release a secret I've never told anyone...... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24931009 One time I masturbated while fantasizing about Hillary Clinton in a crotchless pantsuit. I thought I would never climax but I did and after felt like something was broken inside me...... If this happened 20 years ago you are forgiven. If this was recent then...holy fuck thats gross! It was recent and I guess it was pretty gross now that I think about it. I actually was picturing her in a version of the Lewinsky dress transformed pantsuit style.....I think I actually achieved some kind of spiritual transformation during the process of keeping a woodrow during the flashes of Bill smiling at me while I was beating it like a rented mule. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 30209454 United States 12/20/2012 03:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Being that the world may change drastically in the next couple days I need to release a secret I've never told anyone...... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24931009 One time I masturbated while fantasizing about Hillary Clinton in a crotchless pantsuit. I thought I would never climax but I did and after felt like something was broken inside me...... I have too.. Ha ha! But, thought of no one... Just me, myself & I was more enough *•* |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 24931009 United States 12/20/2012 03:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I just couldn't help it. I've always been a determined person and once I got started I just kept going.....I kept hearing "I did not have sex with that woman" but I'm like "dude I'm feeling you....this is tough...." but then back to business and trying to finish up it was hellish and strangely fulfilling after it all. I've often referenced that experience as motivation while summiting large mountains..... |
Children of the Atom User ID: 20257839 United States 12/20/2012 03:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Being that the world may change drastically in the next couple days I need to release a secret I've never told anyone...... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24931009 One time I masturbated while fantasizing about Hillary Clinton in a crotchless pantsuit. I thought I would never climax but I did and after felt like something was broken inside me...... If this happened 20 years ago you are forgiven. If this was recent then...holy fuck thats gross! It was recent and I guess it was pretty gross now that I think about it. I actually was picturing her in a version of the Lewinsky dress transformed pantsuit style.....I think I actually achieved some kind of spiritual transformation during the process of keeping a woodrow during the flashes of Bill smiling at me while I was beating it like a rented mule. Ole' Willy, is that you!? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 30209454 United States 12/20/2012 06:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I just couldn't help it. I've always been a determined person and once I got started I just kept going.....I kept hearing "I did not have sex with that woman" but I'm like "dude I'm feeling you....this is tough...." but then back to business and trying to finish up it was hellish and strangely fulfilling after it all. I've often referenced that experience as motivation while summiting large mountains..... She was a good kisser.... |
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