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It's already 21 December in Australia and so far no reports of massive carnage for any of you to jack/jill yourselves off to. Not looking too good right now that you'll get your apocalypse porn fix either, is it? So sad.

Not seeing anything on the USGS site that would indicate the eruption of a supervolcano that'd bury us in hundreds of feet of ash and debris...

Was outside moments ago and can't see anything in the sky remotely resembling a planet-sized object in close proximity to the Earth. I know, I know, that pesky *cough* non-existent *cough* Planet X/Nibiru/Wormwood/Nemesis/'insert your preferred name for this fiction here' is still hiding behind the sun. I'm gonna be mightily impressed to see it cover 93 million-plus miles in under 24 hours to get here on time! WOW!

Guess I'll keep looking over the next 24-48 hours and report back. I mean, we gotta keep the hope alive that all you assholes get your apocalypse porn fix.

(Yes, I'm trolling. I can't resist the urge to mock so many imbeciles when they're gathered in one place. It's my personal shortcoming... and I'm working on it... or not.)