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All the planets are round flat circles and not globes.

 
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12/20/2012 07:27 AM
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All the planets are round flat circles and not globes.
Creation is only 6000 years old and no one has even reached an altitude high enough to see Earth's surface in it's entirety. This is a lie, like the Moon Landing is, ISS is, and the discovery of any other planet that is not Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, Venus and Saturn. All the planets are round flat circles and not globes.Earth is stationary and has foundations.They don't want Iran to have nuclear power because Persians throughout all history have known way more about the skies than NASA and their deceiving rockets and satellites.Neptune and Uranus are fake lies and were created from deception long before they were even seen with the naked eye. They don't exist, but Nasa still carries on the deception.They haven't been to outerspace because it is heaven. Venus is the morning star over Bethlehem(IT ALWAYS RISES OVER BETHLEHEM) and angels live their. The ones from the Bible.

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12/20/2012 07:28 AM
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Re: All the planets are round flat circles and not globes.
That's tiddleywinks you idiot.
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12/20/2012 07:29 AM
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Re: All the planets are round flat circles and not globes.
ALL OF NASA'S VISUALS OF OUTER SPACE ARE EITHER HEAVILY EDITED OR COMPLETELY CONJURED UP FROM A PC. TELEVISION WAS CREATED TO ACCOMMODATE SUCH DECEPTIONS YOU TAXPAYERS.
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Re: All the planets are round flat circles and not globes.
Um, why can't they be round? Christmas ornaments are round and hung on things. Even if we're in a room and not a planet, why couldn't they hang ROUND planet ornaments from the ceiling?

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Re: All the planets are round flat circles and not globes.
That's tiddleywinks you idiot.
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YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN TURN TO OVER COMPLICATION. YOUR EGO WONT HELP YOU CORRECT THIS ERROR IMPOSED BY THE FALSE PROPHET WHO RUNS MEDIA.
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12/20/2012 07:31 AM
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Re: All the planets are round flat circles and not globes.
Creation is only 6000 years old and no one has even reached an altitude high enough to see Earth's surface in it's entirety. This is a lie, like the Moon Landing is, ISS is, and the discovery of any other planet that is not Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, Venus and Saturn. All the planets are round flat circles and not globes.Earth is stationary and has foundations.They don't want Iran to have nuclear power because Persians throughout all history have known way more about the skies than NASA and their deceiving rockets and satellites.Neptune and Uranus are fake lies and were created from deception long before they were even seen with the naked eye. They don't exist, but Nasa still carries on the deception.They haven't been to outerspace because it is heaven. Venus is the morning star over Bethlehem(IT ALWAYS RISES OVER BETHLEHEM) and angels live their. The ones from the Bible.

I am a robot sent to spam the SIMPLE 5atruth.
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Uranus are fake lies and were created from deception long before they were even seen with the naked eye. They don't exist...


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That's tiddleywinks you idiot.
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YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN TURN TO OVER COMPLICATION. YOUR EGO WONT HELP YOU CORRECT THIS ERROR IMPOSED BY THE FALSE PROPHET WHO RUNS MEDIA.
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You got my number.
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Re: All the planets are round flat circles and not globes.
Um, why can't they be round? Christmas ornaments are round and hung on things. Even if we're in a room and not a planet, why couldn't they hang ROUND planet ornaments from the ceiling?

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THE PLANETS ARE ROUND. THEY ARE JUST FLAT. THE CUP OF WATER WILL NEVER TILT IF IT'S STOOD UPRIGHT ON ANY FLAT SURFACE OF ANY PLANET. UPRIGHT IS KEY. THE FOUNDATIONS WILL HOLD YOU UPRIGHT AND GRAVITY IS A THEORY THEREFORE IS ONLY SOMEONE'S PERCEPTION OF HOW THINGS WORK AND NOT A TRUE LAW OF HOW THINGS WORK.
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Re: All the planets are round flat circles and not globes.
Um, why can't they be round? Christmas ornaments are round and hung on things. Even if we're in a room and not a planet, why couldn't they hang ROUND planet ornaments from the ceiling?

abduct
 Quoting: mkscrewup


THE PLANETS ARE ROUND. THEY ARE JUST FLAT. THE CUP OF WATER WILL NEVER TILT IF IT'S STOOD UPRIGHT ON ANY FLAT SURFACE OF ANY PLANET. UPRIGHT IS KEY. THE FOUNDATIONS WILL HOLD YOU UPRIGHT AND GRAVITY IS A THEORY THEREFORE IS ONLY SOMEONE'S PERCEPTION OF HOW THINGS WORK AND NOT A TRUE LAW OF HOW THINGS WORK.
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I'D NEVER USE THE GLOBE AS A MAP BECAUSE THE CURVES WOULD CAUSE DISTANCES TO BE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM THE REALITY OF THE EARTHS FLAT FOUNDATIONAL SURFACE.
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Re: All the planets are round flat circles and not globes.
Creation is only 6000 years old and no one has even reached an altitude high enough to see Earth's surface in it's entirety. This is a lie, like the Moon Landing is, ISS is, and the discovery of any other planet that is not Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, Venus and Saturn. All the planets are round flat circles and not globes.Earth is stationary and has foundations.They don't want Iran to have nuclear power because Persians throughout all history have known way more about the skies than NASA and their deceiving rockets and satellites.Neptune and Uranus are fake lies and were created from deception long before they were even seen with the naked eye. They don't exist, but Nasa still carries on the deception.They haven't been to outerspace because it is heaven. Venus is the morning star over Bethlehem(IT ALWAYS RISES OVER BETHLEHEM) and angels live their. The ones from the Bible.

I am a robot sent to spam the SIMPLE 5atruth.
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Uranus are fake lies and were created from deception long before they were even seen with the naked eye. They don't exist...


chuckle
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JOKES ON YOU I GUESS...
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12/20/2012 07:37 AM
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[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

IT DOESN'T TAKE A ROCKET SCIENTIST TO OBSERVE WHAT IS AROUND YOU. USE YOUR EYES AND SEE.
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Thread: LOL -- I can prove the earth is flat using the round Globe on your desk, ha ha ha ha !

GENIUS OP IS WITH THIS THREAD I JUST LINKED TO AND HES CANADIAN. GOOD GUY. USES SIMPLE OBSERVATION TO DESTROY THE OVERCOMPLICATED.
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12/20/2012 07:41 AM
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Re: All the planets are round flat circles and not globes.
Things are round (water droplets, balloons, etc) because a round object is the result of exactly the same amount of pressure on all the surface area of an object. Planets spin naturally, and orbit, so the same amount of force is being exerted on the entire planet - wallah, round.
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Re: All the planets are round flat circles and not globes.
Creation is only 6000 years old and no one has even reached an altitude high enough to see Earth's surface in it's entirety. This is a lie, like the Moon Landing is, ISS is, and the discovery of any other planet that is not Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, Venus and Saturn. All the planets are round flat circles and not globes.Earth is stationary and has foundations.They don't want Iran to have nuclear power because Persians throughout all history have known way more about the skies than NASA and their deceiving rockets and satellites.Neptune and Uranus are fake lies and were created from deception long before they were even seen with the naked eye. They don't exist, but Nasa still carries on the deception.They haven't been to outerspace because it is heaven. Venus is the morning star over Bethlehem(IT ALWAYS RISES OVER BETHLEHEM) and angels live their. The ones from the Bible.

I am a robot sent to spam the SIMPLE 5atruth.
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Uranus are fake lies and were created from deception long before they were even seen with the naked eye. They don't exist...


chuckle
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30268643


JOKES ON YOU I GUESS...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30010402


Said the robot...
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Re: All the planets are round flat circles and not globes.
Robots have humour?
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Re: All the planets are round flat circles and not globes.
Things are round (water droplets, balloons, etc) because a round object is the result of exactly the same amount of pressure on all the surface area of an object. Planets spin naturally, and orbit, so the same amount of force is being exerted on the entire planet - wallah, round.
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THE EARTH IS STATIONARY AND RESTS ON IT'S IMMOVABLE FOUDATIONS. YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT ANY OF THE PLANETS SPIN. THE SUN AND MOON WILL ALWAYS FOLLOW A PATTERN THAT CAN ONLY BE OBSERVED FROM A STATIONARY FOUNDATION.
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Re: All the planets are round flat circles and not globes.
I still stand by my theory that they are round xmas ornaments hung from the ceiling.
And the moon really is made of old moldy cheese. Why would children's fairy tales lie to me?
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12/20/2012 07:49 AM
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Robots have humour?
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It must have mistaken itself as Artificial Intelligence...
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Re: All the planets are round flat circles and not globes.
[link to www.youtube.com (secure)] "ACTIVATE YOUR VISION" THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD WILL ALWAYS BE PARALLEL TO THE FOUNDATION OF THE EARTHS SURFACE. NO ONE IS ROLLING OFF THE GLOBE. GRAVITY DOES NOT KEEP US FROM FALLING BECAUSE IT IS A THEORY. NOT A LAW. THESE THEORIES ARE DESTROYING TRUTH AND YOUR TAX DOLLARS WILL BE USED TO FUND THEM.
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Re: All the planets are round flat circles and not globes.
I still stand by my theory that they are round xmas ornaments hung from the ceiling.
And the moon really is made of old moldy cheese. Why would children's fairy tales lie to me?
 Quoting: mkscrewup


YOUR EGO RULES YOU. THEREFORE YOU WILL BELITTLE WHAT YOU DON'T WANT TO UNDERSTAND. YOU HAVE LOST THE TRUE PURPOSE OF ACQUIRING KNOWLEDGE FOR THE RESPECT OF PERSONS.
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Re: All the planets are round flat circles and not globes.
I still stand by my theory that they are round xmas ornaments hung from the ceiling.
And the moon really is made of old moldy cheese. Why would children's fairy tales lie to me?
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I think you are right. Those 'planets' always seem flat no matter how far you move to see the alleged roundness.

The Moon has a fence around the edge to stop the rabbits falling off it.
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Re: All the planets are round flat circles and not globes.
...MY theory...
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EXACTLY. THEORIES AREN'T TRUTH.
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mmm PIE!
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Re: All the planets are round flat circles and not globes.
I still stand by my theory that they are round xmas ornaments hung from the ceiling.
And the moon really is made of old moldy cheese. Why would children's fairy tales lie to me?
 Quoting: mkscrewup


I think you are right. Those 'planets' always seem flat no matter how far you move to see the alleged roundness.

The Moon has a fence around the edge to stop the rabbits falling off it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29330921


THERE AREN'T RABBITS ON THE MOON AND YOU CANNOT PROVE TO ME THAT ANY BODY HAS FLEW SOUTH OR NORTH ENOUGH TO GET PASSED THE TERRIBLE ARTIC CONDITIONS THAT PREVENT HUMANS FROM EVEN REACHING THE BORDERS OF THIS ROUND EARTH. YOU ARE NOT EVEN BEING CLEVER OR A SMARTASS. IT WASN'T EVEN A GOOD TRY.
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...MY theory...
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EXACTLY. THEORIES AREN'T TRUTH.
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Everything is theory. Our current textbook understanding of astronomy: 100% theory.
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mmm PIE!
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THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHY THE FOUNDATIONS OF EARTH ARE ALWAYS FLAT.
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Re: All the planets are round flat circles and not globes.
Hey OP,

If the Earth isn't a globe, care to explain how it can be daytime in the UK and nightime in China at the same time?

Or maybe you'd like to explain the 4 seasons without a tilted globe?
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12/20/2012 07:58 AM
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Your eyes are so limited in their scope. Live by faith not by sight.
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12/20/2012 07:58 AM
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Celt? piss off with your dribble.
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12/20/2012 08:01 AM
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Re: All the planets are round flat circles and not globes.
...MY theory...
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EXACTLY. THEORIES AREN'T TRUTH.
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Everything is theory. Our current textbook understanding of astronomy: 100% theory.
 Quoting: mkscrewup


EXACTLY. NOT TRUTH. ONLY PERCEPTION. TV HAS RUINED PERCEPTION. THIS IS THE PROBLEM WITH EARTH AND THE MAIN POINT OF THIS THREAD. TELEVISION HAS TURNED KNOWLEDGE TOPSY TURVY. NASA, 9/11, PHONEY UNITED NATIONS CREATED ISRAEL, GLOBAL EARTH AND OTHER OUTER SPACE DECEPTIONS ALL CREATED BY A SINGLE ENTITY THAT RULES THE PEOPLES MINDS.

IT'S KARMA OF THE FLAT ROUND EARTH THOUGH. I SEE THE CONDESCENDING ATTITUDES THAT SHUN SEARCHING FOR THE TRUTH AND I REALISE THAT IT IS A RULE OF KARMA THAT THOSE WHO DISMISS TRUTH WILL BE RULED BY LIARS AND THE MASTERS OF DISMISSING TRUTH. THE LAWS OF THIS EARTH ARE RANDOM AND ONLY SERVE FOR GAINING MONEY AND POWER. YOU WILL BE ALWAYS LIED TO BY THE POWERS THAT BE UNTIL KINGDOM COME BECUASE WE ARE IGNORANT OF TRUTH.
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Re: All the planets are round flat circles and not globes.
Hey OP,

If the Earth isn't a globe, care to explain how it can be daytime in the UK and nightime in China at the same time?

Or maybe you'd like to explain the 4 seasons without a tilted globe?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 893377


THE FOUR SEASONS HAPPEN AND CAN HAPPEN REGARDLESS WHAT SIZE OR SHAPE THE EARTH IS. ITS ALL RELATIVE TO THE DISTANCE OF HOW FAR THE SUN AND MOON ARE FROM THE STATIONARY EARTH. THE EARTH WILL ALWAYS BE STATIONARY. I SEE THE MOON AND SUN ARE NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE IN A CONSTANT TRANSITION IN THE SAME PATTERNS OVER AND OVER. HOW IS IT NOT POSSIBLE FOR THE EARTH TO BE FLAT AND ROUND AND HAVE THE 4 SEASONS ON DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE EARTH?

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