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aliens are coming tomorrow.

 
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aliens are coming tomorrow.
you will see mass aliens landing tomorrow.I was channelled by aliens this message.
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headfuck
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Good!
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Will they bring xmas presents?
:)
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One man's alien is another man's nothing to see her move along. We could probably have literal monsters walk up to people and try and scare them and most would say...I ain't got no money man..move along. LOL
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you will see mass aliens landing tomorrow.I was channelled by aliens this message.
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stfu ARE YOU FOR REAL?????
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-Spouting a fountain of nonsense since 1972-

Never met anyone important enough to lie to.....
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Grand, I will have the kettle on!
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you will see mass aliens landing tomorrow.I was channelled by aliens this message.
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Perhaps a bit more elaboration would stop you being taken for a Loon.

My thoughts:

There ain't no aliens coming
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.



MURDOCH
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One man's alien is another man's nothing to see her move along. We could probably have literal monsters walk up to people and try and scare them and most would say...I ain't got no money man..move along. LOL
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One man's alien is another man's interdimensional cousin.
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Well if I were them, I would try to keep my presence hidden and continue to study the human race. Maybe periodically abduct people for a close up examination. It could be dangerous for them if they revealed their presence. We may try to kill them and locate their home planet.

pope2
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headfuck
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I find it amazing that people make a good living off bullshit.
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Well if I were them, I would try to keep my presence hidden and continue to study the human race. Maybe periodically abduct people for a close up examination. It could be dangerous for them if they revealed their presence. We may try to kill them and locate their home planet.

pope2
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How in hell are we going to locate their home planet? We can't even make the moon look plausible on a stage set.
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"The only reason that I have called this press conference is that no government on Earth would release this information. All governments fear panic among their people and think that if people knew the truth and knew some alien intelligent force and power is controlling them, that the people would no longer listen to or obey their government." - Sir Fred Hoyle, English astronomer and mathematician, Professor at Cambridge and Cornell Universities. Awards: Crafoord Prize, Bruce Medal, Royal Medal, Gold Medal of the Royal Astronomical Society, Mayhew Prize, Klumpke-Roberts Award.

He goes on to say:

"Human beings are simply pawns in a great game, being played by alien minds, which control mankind's every move."

"These alien minds come from another universe, one with five dimensions. Their laws of chemistry and physics are completely different from ours. They have learned to shatter the TIME/SPACE barriers that restrict us."

"These super-intelligent entities are so different from us that to apprehend them or to describe them in human terms is impossible."

"These entities seem to be totally free from any such physical restrictions as bodies, and they are more like pure intelligence."

"They seem to have the ability to be almost anywhere in the universe in a matter of seconds."

"These aliens are everywhere - in the sky, under the sea, on Earth. They have been here for countless aeons and they have probably controlled the evolution of Homo-sapiens. All of what man has built and become was accomplished because of the 'tinkering' of these intelligent forces."
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There will be legions of newborn morons looking into the bathroom mirror on saturday morning...

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Will they bring xmas presents?
:)
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Crap, I forgot to send my wish list :(
:kitten on fence:
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Will they bring xmas presents?
:)
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Crap, I forgot to send my wish list :(
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They should be able to mind read it or check your amazon wish list or something?
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Will they bring xmas presents?
:)
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Crap, I forgot to send my wish list :(
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They should be able to mind read it or check your amazon wish list or something?
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Phew......Was getting kinda worried there :)
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"The only reason that I have called this press conference is that no government on Earth would release this information. All governments fear panic among their people and think that if people knew the truth and knew some alien intelligent force and power is controlling them, that the people would no longer listen to or obey their government." - Sir Fred Hoyle, English astronomer and mathematician, Professor at Cambridge and Cornell Universities. Awards: Crafoord Prize, Bruce Medal, Royal Medal, Gold Medal of the Royal Astronomical Society, Mayhew Prize, Klumpke-Roberts Award.

He goes on to say:

"Human beings are simply pawns in a great game, being played by alien minds, which control mankind's every move."

"These alien minds come from another universe, one with five dimensions. Their laws of chemistry and physics are completely different from ours. They have learned to shatter the TIME/SPACE barriers that restrict us."

"These super-intelligent entities are so different from us that to apprehend them or to describe them in human terms is impossible."

"These entities seem to be totally free from any such physical restrictions as bodies, and they are more like pure intelligence."

"They seem to have the ability to be almost anywhere in the universe in a matter of seconds."

"These aliens are everywhere - in the sky, under the sea, on Earth. They have been here for countless aeons and they have probably controlled the evolution of Homo-sapiens. All of what man has built and become was accomplished because of the 'tinkering' of these intelligent forces."
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In paraphrasing what is written in Wikipedia. He was known for his pranks, but on the other hand, to in some support what you have just written,he calculated that the chance of obtaining the required set of enzymes for even the simplest living cell without panspermia was one in 10 to the power of 40,000 and that the without panspermia, the random emergence of even the simplest cell without such would be about as likely as a the likelihood that "a tornado sweeping through a junk-yard might assemble a Boeing 747 from the materials therein."

See
[link to en.wikipedia.org]

A great man I would think, who wasn't averse to sticking his neck out and run the risk of scientific ridicule. Would be good if there were more like him.
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Depending on what scenario you believe. I think the most reliable one is the return of their god..........can't remember his name, Viracoccha or Quetzecotyl, Maya, Aztec, you guys know what I mean. I think "they" will make contact on Friday, and it is going to make all of us KOOKS look good.

Why else would the Aztecs have laid down to the Spanish..........?

This calendar is so important that they inscribed it on a 20 Ton stone disk, and it a one of the sculptures located in our capital rotunda.........?

And, all we all know from Meso America is located in the the remaining codexes, a pitiful amount; which is located in Europe. The damn Spanards (from that time, was just in Spain, lovely people), but I digress, burnt and destroyed everything else. I guess we should consider putting our most important information in stone also..........?

Then again did not the Sumerians do that with their clay tablets?

There must be something to that old saying, " It is written in stone"

And how did I almost forget the 10 commandments, were they not written in stone as well?

And do not forget about that place located in Iran that has the writing in three languages, can't remember that name now.

And the Rossetta Stone..............
yoda
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AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
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you will see mass aliens landing tomorrow.I was channelled by aliens this message.
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Of course we will,you hang in there sunshine. : )
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Well, the prices of commodities like oil, gold, silver have taken a huge nosedive today. Wonder if it in any way related to you know what?
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Well, the prices of commodities like oil, gold, silver have taken a huge nosedive today. Wonder if it in any way related to you know what?
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FUCK YOU FUCKIN FRENCH , PIECE OF SHIT ..... FUCK YOU !!!
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Well, the prices of commodities like oil, gold, silver have taken a huge nosedive today. Wonder if it in any way related to you know what?
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FUCK YOU FUCKIN FRENCH , PIECE OF SHIT ..... FUCK YOU !!!
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YOU GREASY ITALIANS ALWAYS SCREAMING
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Play nice boys
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I feel as if I should get in this and yell at someone.
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I hope to bag a few.
I'm getting out my Ruger .308 target rifle.
Bet they taste like chicken.
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Well, the prices of commodities like oil, gold, silver have taken a huge nosedive today. Wonder if it in any way related to you know what?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30394546


FUCK YOU FUCKIN FRENCH , PIECE OF SHIT ..... FUCK YOU !!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29728126


YOU GREASY ITALIANS ALWAYS SCREAMING
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fuck you ..... i have a problem with the fuckin frech , this asshole started first to annoy me , this fuckin bastard !!!
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Well, the prices of commodities like oil, gold, silver have taken a huge nosedive today. Wonder if it in any way related to you know what?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30394546


FUCK YOU FUCKIN FRENCH , PIECE OF SHIT ..... FUCK YOU !!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29728126


YOU GREASY ITALIANS ALWAYS SCREAMING
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fuck you ..... i have a problem with the fuckin frech , this asshole started first to annoy me , this fuckin bastard !!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29728126


To be fair, no one likes the French.

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