The most unfortunate names for girls?

Jizzqueefa Labia

The African Princess

Nimrod

Gershnilda Hogbottom

Dick Weed (PE coach in HS)

James James James (went to HS with this guy...his dad named him this so no one would ever switch his first and last name...wtf?)

Harry Deck (also went to school with him)

I'm sure there are a few others, I just can't think of them atm.

Alma Marcelo

well, if you know spanish

if you don't, then go figure it yourself

Randi Cobgobbler
Sue Age
Della Ware
Bess T. Ality
Penny Ante
Helen Wheels
Eva Destruction
Maud O'Lynn
Connie Lingus
Polly Wannacracker