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Retailers expecting mass customer reimbursement demands.

 
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12/20/2012 09:25 AM
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Retailers expecting mass customer reimbursement demands.
Apparently, retailers are expecting a mad rush of customers demanding their money back on the 22nd of December on items such as tents, seeds, canned food, Swiss army knives.

They request that anyone who comes without a receipt will be refused reimbursement and will have to simply just go home and act out an end of the world scenario by setting up camp in the wilderness until their food runs out and tents reek of damp and stuff.

Tommy Tuggins, who has been waiting for doomsday for 30 years and has amassed over 2 million dollars worth of equipment, says he will just flog all his gear on e.bay, hoping to get back at least a few thousand dollars back from which he will then purchase a baseball bat and beat himself about the head for believing all this shit for that amount of time.

Larry Suckmeister from the planetry alignment committee said, "I can understand people sticking up on food for a rainy day but Mr Tuggins has took it to the extremes and people need to realise that this Earth is tougher than people think."

Old Nelly Tiplady, who works for the DSP, (dried stinking piss)society said she will be disappointed if something happens and her electricity goes out or her gas as she suffers from cold slipper foot syndrome.

Spock Weathers, from Tiddle County said, " it's only logical that everything will be fine."

Hmmm, we will have to see how this pans out.hiding
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12/20/2012 09:29 AM
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Re: Retailers expecting mass customer reimbursement demands.
I see a unique buying opportunity.

If it weren't for all this damn gun control shit going down I would expect to be able to pick up some great deals on guns and ammo. Bamy ruined that, though.

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