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I owned a SIG 226 and was told to sell it and buy a SHOFAR and blow it on December 21st 2012....It's time to tell you everything my brothers and

 
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im glad its ok for adults to believe in imaginary friends
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I'm glad you posted, I posted just for you. You see, soon you WILL SEE this imaginary friend of mine.
However, there isn't that much TP in the world for you as your reaction is already recorded. AS the world WAILS when they see HIM.

Now say it with me...Love NEVER Fails!hfhfhf
 Quoting: A BELIEVER... 24935476


You twits have been saying soon for 1000+ years.

boring
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Your comment reminds of this verse. God knew thousands of years ago what people of today would be saying!

2 Peter 3:3 knowing this first of all, that scoffers will come in the last days with scoffing, following their own sinful desires. 4 They will say, “Where is the promise of his coming? For ever since the fathers fell asleep, all things are continuing as they were from the beginning of creation.” 5 For they deliberately overlook this fact, that the heavens existed long ago, and the earth was formed out of water and through water by the word of God, 6 and that by means of these the world that then existed was deluged with water and perished. 7 But by the same word the heavens and earth that now exist are stored up for fire, being kept until the day of judgment and destruction of the ungodly.
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FAIL!

OP's delusional.
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Your tale has a serious ring of truth for those that can hear.
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As I typed these words into my thread I kept feeling like I needed to tell people because others have had similar experiences and they need to get into "Position" too. God bless you , I love you ! Stay alert!hfbump
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Yes, a similar experiences.


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FAIL!

OP's delusional.
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Scared much? Im sure the OP is with family during the Holiday's...give him some time. He'll post again. there is TRUTH in this thread.
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only a shill would know what the hell a shofar even is
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Just when I think people have completely lost it and along comes this story.

cruise

Dude's gonna be on Mt. Washington blowing a rams horn. ROFL
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this^^^ is fucking funny.thankscruise
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Good morning brothers and sisters and informants.

I will tell you things in the next few hours over the course of this day to prepare you for the events to unfold very soon.

The goal in sharing this information is so you can find a release of fear and a return to a peaceful state of consciousness.

My stories evidence is everywhere and undeniable. Truth is FELT not typed or spoken. what I will type you WILL FEEL if it is TRUE or a LIE. You decide.

In the closing of the the summer of 2010 I began to feel a need to spiritually and physically cleans and prepare myself from soo much toxic thoughts and behaviors. I treated others and myself poorly. I was fearful and owned a Sig Saur 226 which is the standard issue pistal for navy seals. I was aware of many conspiracies which developed a need to protect myself and family from the coming boogymen, pick one there are many real and fabricated alike. Either way, i felt safe. I had many aches in my heart and felt a real powerful change was needed that reached my core, my soul. I began to seek God, the creator in my mind and heart and told no one. I secretly would go in my garage and cry like a child who was lost at a fair. One evening, I was overcome with despair and broke down again. This time something happened that arrested my attention. In my head, there was this thought that came clear and concise and direct and NOT form me. It said.." Are you done yet?" I froze, then I felt this loveing voice repeat the question. I weeped intensely afterwards. I knew the Source of all was some how speaking to me. I immediately turned away from my chair and dropped to the floor ina prostration and weeped out a response "Im done father, I need you, this world needs you my children need you, yet I'm so afraid" The response wa squick, " I have not given you a spirit of fear but of LOVE and of Power and a SOUND mind"! This began an ernest search to know WHO the Source really is. That day, I was told by this being to "Sell your gun, go and buy a SHOFAR from the Holy Land experience in orlando, you will DO MORE DAMAGE with the rams horn than that gun". I did return to the gun shop and the employee believed I was many things and WELL was not one of them, of that I am sure. I was the brunt of joke from everyone around me....I did'nt care...I knew what took place in my garage was a real event.

In 2010 October 30th I was in my garage in Central florida in the early hours around 4am in deep meditation and prayer when contact was made with me by the presence of a being who told me "Fear NOT, I AM with you" this beings presence prevented any deception of heart and mind as it knew me completely and the awareness of this feeling caused me to tremble and shake intensely while i was prostrated on the floor on my face (forehead to the ground Davidic Prayer).......
 Quoting: J.A.S.O.N. 24935476


so you will be on brokeback mountain blowing a pink horn?? or is it a black horn??weirdo
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The Mayans were blowing horns outside the pyramid.
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Blowing a trumpet for the end of an age.

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As promised I sounded the shofar on Zion Hill in my home town on the 21st and recorded the event with my cell phone. I would like to embed the video in here from youtube, not to familiar with the procedure so if anyone can do that I would be so greatful!. The video can be found under Jason Martinez or Blowing 12/21/12 Shofar Blast on Zion Hill New Market NH.
Please take a look and share your thoughts as there will be the RESPONSE from GOD video to be uploaded immediately regarding that Shofar Blast THE SAME DAY! Pay close attention to everything including weather!
Thank you for those who were patient and understanding as this is the Holiday Season and all. Merry Love to All thses final Days of the Year!hfbumphfhappyheart
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Awesome!!

(I love your dog's participation too!)
Love is a state of Being. Your love is not outside; it is deep within you. You can never lose it, and it cannot leave you. You can feel the same life deep within every other human and every other creature. You look beyond the veil of form and separation. This is the realization of oneness. This is love. What is God? The Eternal One Life underneath all the forms of life. What is love? To feel the presence of that One Life deep within yourself and within all creatures. To be it. Therefore, all love is the love of God.

Death is a stripping away of all that is not you. The secret of life is to die before you die - and find that there is no death.
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Awesome!!

(I love your dog's participation too!)
 Quoting: Shamar


Thank you !!! What happened that afternoon around 4:40 was absolutely amazing and I will upload that video next!bumphf
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Thank you soo much for the embed friend!!! That was really awesome of you!hf
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Psy-ops.

Translation:

Deer Sheep:

Don't worry about what TPTB are doing.

Jesus is coming to save us.

Love,

Your Friends in the Elite




I believe in Jesus, but I'll believe He's here when I see Him here.

I do hope some of you feel the same way.
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I am following this thread. red_heart Blessings
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Thank you soo much for the embed friend!!! That was really awesome of you!hf
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anytime and
your very welcome!
:)
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only a shill would know what the hell a shofar even is
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German, you would be familiar with shofars if you had not done away with the Jews in your land.
Now is the time.
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Wonderful thread.

My husband has a shofar he carries with him and sounds whenever it feels appropriate - to bless someone, to warn.

A shofar is for a watchman primarily, to sound when danger is near.

my own shofar is a long Yemeni that you can't hide.

It is said that the throb and sound of drumming is the best way to animate humans. We love the rhythm, jump up, clap, dance and let ourselves go.

The shofar sound does the same in the spiritual realm - it awakens and calls angels, the hosts of the Lord.
Now is the time.
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A Believer,

Keep your faith. There are many out there who believe in The Lord. The spiritual does not make any sense to the world.

God continue to bless you.
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A Believer,

Keep your faith. There are many out there who believe in The Lord. The spiritual does not make any sense to the world.

God continue to bless you.
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Why do you worship Satan?
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i love it when you lying sacks of shit get owned!!!
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A Believer,

Keep your faith. There are many out there who believe in The Lord. The spiritual does not make any sense to the world.

God continue to bless


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Oops, Jason...
Humbled....
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Wonderful thread.

My husband has a shofar he carries with him and sounds whenever it feels appropriate - to bless someone, to warn.

A shofar is for a watchman primarily, to sound when danger is near.

my own shofar is a long Yemeni that you can't hide.

It is said that the throb and sound of drumming is the best way to animate humans. We love the rhythm, jump up, clap, dance and let ourselves go.

The shofar sound does the same in the spiritual realm - it awakens and calls angels, the hosts of the Lord.
 Quoting: beeches


Thank you so very much for your interest in this thread. I hoped to add truth to this site in a way that leads by example. I blew the Shofar that morning and by 4:30pm there was a "DOUBLE RAINBOW" in the sky above my town!!!!
I hav ethe video and footage and quick responses from eyewitnesses to testify to it's beauty and inspirational presence. One woman coming out of the post office commented that "They said the end of the world was coming and we GOT RAINBOWS instead"
Look up the SIGNIFICANCE of the "DOUBLE RAINBOW", God The Father reaffirmed His promise to us all that this new year was going to bring about an outpouring the likes of which will not be seen again on this planet. I love you all as The Source of All LOVES Us. Yeshua is my Lord and Savior and has compelled me to begin to sound the Shofar in SPIRITUALLY STRATEGIC LOCATIONS which will unleash Heaven in astounding and miraculous ways! I'm planning to upload this new video tonight. May God Bless You all with renewed vigor and Fresh Fire from The Holy Spirit!hfbumphf
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A Believer,

Keep your faith. There are many out there who believe in The Lord. The spiritual does not make any sense to the world.

God continue to bless you.
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Thank you eternally~ May God grant us power over the Fallen in this new year to do the will of LOVE!hfhf
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i love it when you lying sacks of shit get owned!!!
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You are 100% Correct A/C. I have been OWNED since the age of 7 when Yeshua Himself called me out into the center isle of Bethlehem Church in Richmond Hill Qeens New York back in 1980, the year my father fell in Love with The Father and His Son Yeshua.

I have been bought and purchased with a PRICE and Our Father will redeem His purchased possessions, SEALED with A PROMISE!!! Get it? The "DOUBLE RAINBOW" was to remind me that FAITH is HOW the Supernatural moves.
P.S. My LOVE is GREATER than YOUR FEAR. Annnnnnnd, I love you!hfhfhappyheart
LOVE! NEVER! FAILS!!!
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Awesome!!

(I love your dog's participation too!)
 Quoting: Shamar


"Jack" has been a Godsend for over a year now. He is a great friend as has come to my side throughout many nights in tears. I am honored to have such a friend like Jack.hfbumphf
Love you!
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I am following this thread. red_heart Blessings
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May UNCONDITIONAL LOVE be your guiding light on our journey home!hfbumphfhappyheart