MAYAN CALENDAR FAIL

Were did the mayans live? its you who fail!

It is not based on time zones, the doom date and time is based on a celestial alignment that occurs at roughly 6 AM EST moran....

You mean London time?

This is the most epic fail more than Y2K.

Wow I am supposed to believe a bunch of Natives that chopped off heads to gods.

EPIC FAIL!!!

The only person that can solve your problems is you. Ask the universe the right question and you will have an answer.

e.g - I lost my Birth Certificate. I was in my room and I asked the universe please help point me to my birth certificate as I needed it to create my new passport. Guess what I did not find a copy of my small dupicate one. I opened a drawer and a cigar box from my honey moon. Inside the cigar box i found my original birth certificate from 1970's given to me by my mom. Now that blew my mind and my wife was like WOW ask a different question. Ever since then I will ask the question but it has to really really mean something you want.

The other day I was watching Fringe. Peter made a PJ sandwich.. I was like wow i could totally use one of those where I could taste the sandwich myself. 20 minutes later my wife comes up with milk and PJ sandwich I was blown away and rewinded back to the PJ sandwich part. She was like wow I read your mind somehow.

So ask the universe you will see what happens.

What exactly is a "PJ" sandwich?

Peanut butter and Jam.. So good...

LOL

does your dumbass have ANY clue where the Mayans were located?

Yes and have you ever approached and spoken to one.

I have and they are making me so much coin of this fake prophecy. You think they are going to give up such a cash cow right now. Hell NO!! If I am a Mayan I would be sitting there and just milking the free money coming in.

The tourist dollars the resort dollars the collectables.

Oh my I just hope I can make money on the next doomsday!!!

Hopefully it is one from India. Over 1 billion people there just .50 cents from each would be enough.