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ONE WORLD language... Lets create it.

 
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/20/2012 03:21 PM
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Re: ONE WORLD language... Lets create it.
Don't listen to those insults, this is a great idea. Where do you wish to begin. They say math is a universal language, if we could somehow pair math with sound of words phonetically, toss it into a computer program, it would be interesting to see what we came up with as a jumping off point.

What are your thoughts

 Quoting: Mix 1430445


That's a FANTASTIC idea Mix, thank you for your input.
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12/20/2012 03:22 PM
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What is with the real Sign-Language?

Imo. the most easiest way for the whole Hive,
there are so many dumb People in our World
and they would never learn, for example, Esperanto
or Spanish, and all the deaf People can be our Teacher!

English is also a great choice but we need to eliminate
the Dialects from the Hilly-Billies in the US!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29256427


Another good idea... but then no one would be able to understand Brief??
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12/20/2012 03:24 PM
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Re: ONE WORLD language... Lets create it.
The language is actually telepathy, and it is coming to a neighborhood near you very very shortly :)

It is a RETURN to before "Babel"...
 Quoting: Abalone~


This would actually be the best/perfect solution.... Please make this happen Abalone ;)
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12/20/2012 03:25 PM
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Re: ONE WORLD language... Lets create it.
english my ass

how long will take to english to fade after US and UK economic implosion ?
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12/20/2012 03:27 PM
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I've had this idea for a while... We as a human race need to come up with a new language (as not to play favorites to any particular one...we all must learn) Maybe something that combines pieces of all languages just to bring in some familiarity..
Follow my vision with me..

Most school systems throughout the world make children learn at least one different language (mine offered Spanish, French, German and Latin)

What if we create this new language and make it MANDATORY for 1st through 8th grade, or your country's equalivent....

This would produce and ENTIRE generation of children across the WORLD that would be able to communicate with each other with NO translators.

Imagine being able to go halfway across the globe to a small village completely off the grid and being able to speak with those people??

Its more than just having a common communication medium...people will feel much closer with each other... that 'foreigner' will no longer seem so different when you can communicate face to face. I truly think it would help pull humanity together.

Who's with me? Should we start a site where people can contribute ideas?

(And I don't want to hear from any Bibletards that I'm the anti-christ for suggesting this. That's total crap. Jesus spoke of brotherly love and helping your neighbors....sharing a common language would only facilitate this)
 Quoting: Bluestreak 20898323


One universal language has already existed for a LONG time!!
It's referred to as the language of LOVE,and IT HAS NO BARRIERS!! peace
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12/20/2012 03:29 PM
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Definitivamente debe ser el Espanol !!
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12/20/2012 03:29 PM
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english my ass

how long will take to english to fade after US and UK economic implosion ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30435888


You left out Canada (Quebec doesn't count and don't give me crap...I was born in Dorval), India, and the entire medical and mathematical world.

Others to follow....

Last Edited by DeadBeacon on 12/20/2012 03:31 PM
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12/20/2012 03:30 PM
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Re: ONE WORLD language... Lets create it.
No. Blutetha is the new word for oatmeal. I insist.
 Quoting: Alecto


I eat lots of oatmeal, that's too difficult to say early in the morning.

Fuck that.

Blutetha can be a pair of khakis.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20281321


I'm sorry but this will be mandatory. And I am unanimous in this.
 Quoting: Alecto


Make up your own word, you just wanna argue.
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12/20/2012 03:38 PM
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Re: ONE WORLD language... Lets create it.
Alphabet:


A B D E F G I K M N O R S T U X Z


All syllabes having just ONE consonant followed by ONE vowel

The first syllabe of the word may have just one vowel, without the consonant.

All vowels having always the same sound, unlike the mess that is vowel pronunciation in English.


All verbs have the same form in all persons (like in English, but without the "s" in the third person)

All grammatical tenses other than the present must be COMPOSITE, with an auxiliary verb.
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12/20/2012 03:40 PM
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Re: ONE WORLD language... Lets create it.
Home = KAZA

Horse = KAVALO

Dog = KANI

Cat = FELO
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12/20/2012 03:40 PM
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Home = KAZA

Horse = KAVALO

Dog = KANI

Cat = FELO
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30440459


Sorry, Cat = FERO
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12/20/2012 03:41 PM
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Re: ONE WORLD language... Lets create it.
How about this one...



Singer is Italian, but its made up words based on how Western singers sounded to him at the time, and the song title 'Prisencolinensinainciusol' in this gibberish = universal love.

Pretty cool and dirty groove for early 70's.
Brad Daylight

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12/20/2012 03:42 PM
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like in Babylon!

hiding
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19804788


Or we could keep people ignorant of each other and not communicating so we maintain fear and separation because of superstition and hokum.
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12/20/2012 03:44 PM
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Re: ONE WORLD language... Lets create it.
English became the official world language after WW2

Almost all foreigners learn it as a second language.

In many countries it is compulsory to learn it.
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12/20/2012 03:44 PM

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Re: ONE WORLD language... Lets create it.
No. Blutetha is the new word for oatmeal. I insist.
 Quoting: Alecto


I eat lots of oatmeal, that's too difficult to say early in the morning.

Fuck that.

Blutetha can be a pair of khakis.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20281321


I'm sorry but this will be mandatory. And I am unanimous in this.
 Quoting: Alecto


Make up your own word, you just wanna argue.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20281321


Oh, you're just being plertic.
Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around us in awareness. – James Thurber
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12/20/2012 03:46 PM
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Re: ONE WORLD language... Lets create it.
Home = KAZA

Horse = KAVALO

Dog = KANI

Cat = FELO
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30440459


Sorry, Cat = FERO
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30440459


You've really thought this through, haven't you?
Kamon

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12/20/2012 03:48 PM
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Re: ONE WORLD language... Lets create it.
Well people say music is the universal language

groucho
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Re: ONE WORLD language... Lets create it.
Dac mowy lek thume dalich qitem boote hote pusie
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12/20/2012 03:52 PM
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Re: ONE WORLD language... Lets create it.
The language is actually telepathy, and it is coming to a neighborhood near you very very shortly :)

It is a RETURN to before "Babel"...
 Quoting: Abalone~


Almost time.
I have it working already, but still, ima n00b.
Nevertheless, words suck ass.

For those who have no idea what that is .. see it as something like improved common sense.
My rights trump your fucked thinking. - Trinity
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Re: ONE WORLD language... Lets create it.
Whenever I travel to asia I just rub my nipples a gyrate my hips. They get the message..

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