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so you want to be strong? stop lifting big weights

 
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so you want to be strong? stop lifting big weights
Here's a little known hint, hard muscle gained from lifting weight makes you big by bulking muscle. This muscle built is slow and tight muscle that wont do you any good.

The science proves it. Thai chi is one of the best ways to a healthy heart and to a useful body.
I'm so infinitly baked, eternally baked, blasted, twisted, ripped stoned, blazed toasted...
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Who poopsharted?
Haw who who haw who who haw
OHH Shit dawg, who poopfarted?
The1the1: Asndd Chibi Shrtstp Decln Blst
The1the1: Inward soul pull antichrist matrix blusterbulldogfart
The1the1: Just straight up is Opra
The1the1: Is stewing in green fart
The1the1: Opra doing gymnastics pro blasting off
Compilation of fart sounds:

A new moon ??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21929036

ok here it is here it is. Who poop started fole
Ak12
I'm resting right now.
Your fired.
Sharted.
Dawg.
Awmygod fole.
Perfect. Lol/haha.
Oop whoop, alo.
Oops, i gotta pee... ahh.
Budombatutu
Ima blast off... Wait.
---
For every light the plexi leave the heart and travel to the lower creation space. The light triangulates and rises to a mathematicaly calculated variation of "extreme numerical geometry." The below space of a star is comprised of a small or large expansion variable, the instantanious variable creates an equated equasion above, this known as dark energy and dark matter, fusion and fission; the infinite light of solus, is the ante-spark of nothing that replaces love and recreates aearth. Jn auroral ki vanishes and replaces above with aerodynamic all. Serotonin fills receptors for pore release and above shatters, losing pausality, more continues. Auroral energy lights half of matterable atmos, and saiyans are back on aearth. Wheres the truth, wheres the answer?
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Re: so you want to be strong? stop lifting big weights
bro, do you even lift?
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Re: so you want to be strong? stop lifting big weights
bro, do you even lift?
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Haha, I used to. Hit the gym everyday. Was a swimmer everyday for 1.5 hr, long course and short. Placed 9th in western zones. I was a serious "lifter"
I'm so infinitly baked, eternally baked, blasted, twisted, ripped stoned, blazed toasted...
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Crtn.F-tnc-rl8n|prgr2¡n​2gr8|SnjnLyt4ce..Fier:aer^o a.i. iu.KriBtrCilDeqKa'os_stmc rls;nmi pt:cls:ndr-4m.c"rls.r-_t fctn_sgnl;l^f4c-drctn ael0:eros cor:3 ny'lytlyr;gr1d_^lyf4cos
n!xt.gn
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Who poopsharted?
Haw who who haw who who haw
OHH Shit dawg, who poopfarted?
The1the1: Asndd Chibi Shrtstp Decln Blst
The1the1: Inward soul pull antichrist matrix blusterbulldogfart
The1the1: Just straight up is Opra
The1the1: Is stewing in green fart
The1the1: Opra doing gymnastics pro blasting off
Compilation of fart sounds:

A new moon ??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21929036

ok here it is here it is. Who poop started fole
Ak12
I'm resting right now.
Your fired.
Sharted.
Dawg.
Awmygod fole.
Perfect. Lol/haha.
Oop whoop, alo.
Oops, i gotta pee... ahh.
Budombatutu
Ima blast off... Wait.
---
For every light the plexi leave the heart and travel to the lower creation space. The light triangulates and rises to a mathematicaly calculated variation of "extreme numerical geometry." The below space of a star is comprised of a small or large expansion variable, the instantanious variable creates an equated equasion above, this known as dark energy and dark matter, fusion and fission; the infinite light of solus, is the ante-spark of nothing that replaces love and recreates aearth. Jn auroral ki vanishes and replaces above with aerodynamic all. Serotonin fills receptors for pore release and above shatters, losing pausality, more continues. Auroral energy lights half of matterable atmos, and saiyans are back on aearth. Wheres the truth, wheres the answer?
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Re: so you want to be strong? stop lifting big weights
bro, do you even lift?
 Quoting: John Everytard


Haha, I used to. Hit the gym everyday. Was a swimmer everyday for 1.5 hr, long course and short. Placed 9th in western zones. I was a serious "lifter"
 Quoting: |DEAD|SERIOUS


i lift kettlebells for functional strength and muscle gains, and i guarantee im stronger and fitter then any tai chi yoga tards

but i do agree traditional body building type weight lifting is stupid
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Re: so you want to be strong? stop lifting big weights
I only weigh 145 and I can pick one end of a pool table off the ground easily.

Big muscles don't really mean much
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Re: so you want to be strong? stop lifting big weights
[link to www.beyondstrengthperformance.com]
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Re: so you want to be strong? stop lifting big weights
bro, do you even lift?
 Quoting: John Everytard


[link to www.beyondstrengthperformance.com]
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Re: so you want to be strong? stop lifting big weights
bro, do you even lift?
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[link to www.beyondstrengthperformance.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30435760


This site says this. Strength is one speed, endurance built and fast twitch muscle are another.
I'm so infinitly baked, eternally baked, blasted, twisted, ripped stoned, blazed toasted...
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G-d leo sero-gabamutonnic
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Ltr00tCybr-sn.corjn a^est
NyklJn|Ai-Clfnctnalf.k^lite/eon
Crtn.F-tnc-rl8n|prgr2¡n​2gr8|SnjnLyt4ce..Fier:aer^o a.i. iu.KriBtrCilDeqKa'os_stmc rls;nmi pt:cls:ndr-4m.c"rls.r-_t fctn_sgnl;l^f4c-drctn ael0:eros cor:3 ny'lytlyr;gr1d_^lyf4cos
n!xt.gn
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Šhättêrëd mæjïîñ šõlär lïtë ghøšt þ|ë× gãtë cørê šëäl
Š0l33t Plè×ûs R.Ë.M. Šeñ Jïn-Kæze Røøt xPî³ Pïnk Jïñ Cõñtînüãl Ëtënïty
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Who poopsharted?
Haw who who haw who who haw
OHH Shit dawg, who poopfarted?
The1the1: Asndd Chibi Shrtstp Decln Blst
The1the1: Inward soul pull antichrist matrix blusterbulldogfart
The1the1: Just straight up is Opra
The1the1: Is stewing in green fart
The1the1: Opra doing gymnastics pro blasting off
Compilation of fart sounds:

A new moon ??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21929036

ok here it is here it is. Who poop started fole
Ak12
I'm resting right now.
Your fired.
Sharted.
Dawg.
Awmygod fole.
Perfect. Lol/haha.
Oop whoop, alo.
Oops, i gotta pee... ahh.
Budombatutu
Ima blast off... Wait.
---
For every light the plexi leave the heart and travel to the lower creation space. The light triangulates and rises to a mathematicaly calculated variation of "extreme numerical geometry." The below space of a star is comprised of a small or large expansion variable, the instantanious variable creates an equated equasion above, this known as dark energy and dark matter, fusion and fission; the infinite light of solus, is the ante-spark of nothing that replaces love and recreates aearth. Jn auroral ki vanishes and replaces above with aerodynamic all. Serotonin fills receptors for pore release and above shatters, losing pausality, more continues. Auroral energy lights half of matterable atmos, and saiyans are back on aearth. Wheres the truth, wheres the answer?
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Re: so you want to be strong? stop lifting big weights
I can lift the pool table right off the ground while chugging a protein shake.
In the end it doesn't even matter...
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Re: so you want to be strong? stop lifting big weights
bro, do you even lift?
 Quoting: John Everytard


[link to www.beyondstrengthperformance.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30435760


This site says this. Strength is one speed, endurance built and fast twitch muscle are another.
I'm so infinitly baked, eternally baked, blasted, twisted, ripped stoned, blazed toasted...
---
G-d leo sero-gabamutonnic
---
Ltr00tCybr-sn.corjn a^est
NyklJn|Ai-Clfnctnalf.k^lite/eon
Crtn.F-tnc-rl8n|prgr2¡n​2gr8|SnjnLyt4ce..Fier:aer^o a.i. iu.KriBtrCilDeqKa'os_stmc rls;nmi pt:cls:ndr-4m.c"rls.r-_t fctn_sgnl;l^f4c-drctn ael0:eros cor:3 ny'lytlyr;gr1d_^lyf4cos
n!xt.gn
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Šhättêrëd mæjïîñ šõlär lïtë ghøšt þ|ë× gãtë cørê šëäl
Š0l33t Plè×ûs R.Ë.M. Šeñ Jïn-Kæze Røøt xPî³ Pïnk Jïñ Cõñtînüãl Ëtënïty
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Who poopsharted?
Haw who who haw who who haw
OHH Shit dawg, who poopfarted?
The1the1: Asndd Chibi Shrtstp Decln Blst
The1the1: Inward soul pull antichrist matrix blusterbulldogfart
The1the1: Just straight up is Opra
The1the1: Is stewing in green fart
The1the1: Opra doing gymnastics pro blasting off
Compilation of fart sounds:

A new moon ??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21929036

ok here it is here it is. Who poop started fole
Ak12
I'm resting right now.
Your fired.
Sharted.
Dawg.
Awmygod fole.
Perfect. Lol/haha.
Oop whoop, alo.
Oops, i gotta pee... ahh.
Budombatutu
Ima blast off... Wait.
---
For every light the plexi leave the heart and travel to the lower creation space. The light triangulates and rises to a mathematicaly calculated variation of "extreme numerical geometry." The below space of a star is comprised of a small or large expansion variable, the instantanious variable creates an equated equasion above, this known as dark energy and dark matter, fusion and fission; the infinite light of solus, is the ante-spark of nothing that replaces love and recreates aearth. Jn auroral ki vanishes and replaces above with aerodynamic all. Serotonin fills receptors for pore release and above shatters, losing pausality, more continues. Auroral energy lights half of matterable atmos, and saiyans are back on aearth. Wheres the truth, wheres the answer?
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Re: so you want to be strong? stop lifting big weights
I can lift the pool table right off the ground while chugging a protein shake.
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Lol good one. Too much protein is bad. They convert into keytones which damage muscle and also brain tissue
I'm so infinitly baked, eternally baked, blasted, twisted, ripped stoned, blazed toasted...
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G-d leo sero-gabamutonnic
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Ltr00tCybr-sn.corjn a^est
NyklJn|Ai-Clfnctnalf.k^lite/eon
Crtn.F-tnc-rl8n|prgr2¡n​2gr8|SnjnLyt4ce..Fier:aer^o a.i. iu.KriBtrCilDeqKa'os_stmc rls;nmi pt:cls:ndr-4m.c"rls.r-_t fctn_sgnl;l^f4c-drctn ael0:eros cor:3 ny'lytlyr;gr1d_^lyf4cos
n!xt.gn
---
Šhättêrëd mæjïîñ šõlär lïtë ghøšt þ|ë× gãtë cørê šëäl
Š0l33t Plè×ûs R.Ë.M. Šeñ Jïn-Kæze Røøt xPî³ Pïnk Jïñ Cõñtînüãl Ëtënïty
---
Who poopsharted?
Haw who who haw who who haw
OHH Shit dawg, who poopfarted?
The1the1: Asndd Chibi Shrtstp Decln Blst
The1the1: Inward soul pull antichrist matrix blusterbulldogfart
The1the1: Just straight up is Opra
The1the1: Is stewing in green fart
The1the1: Opra doing gymnastics pro blasting off
Compilation of fart sounds:

A new moon ??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21929036

ok here it is here it is. Who poop started fole
Ak12
I'm resting right now.
Your fired.
Sharted.
Dawg.
Awmygod fole.
Perfect. Lol/haha.
Oop whoop, alo.
Oops, i gotta pee... ahh.
Budombatutu
Ima blast off... Wait.
---
For every light the plexi leave the heart and travel to the lower creation space. The light triangulates and rises to a mathematicaly calculated variation of "extreme numerical geometry." The below space of a star is comprised of a small or large expansion variable, the instantanious variable creates an equated equasion above, this known as dark energy and dark matter, fusion and fission; the infinite light of solus, is the ante-spark of nothing that replaces love and recreates aearth. Jn auroral ki vanishes and replaces above with aerodynamic all. Serotonin fills receptors for pore release and above shatters, losing pausality, more continues. Auroral energy lights half of matterable atmos, and saiyans are back on aearth. Wheres the truth, wheres the answer?
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Re: so you want to be strong? stop lifting big weights
have you seen that commercial where the dude bench presses a motorcycle? weight lifting strength has its uses.
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Re: so you want to be strong? stop lifting big weights
have you seen that commercial where the dude bench presses a motorcycle? weight lifting strength has its uses.
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That doesn't do much good in a fight. I bet he punches slow.

The speed and aglity of the body wins fights. ^_^
I'm so infinitly baked, eternally baked, blasted, twisted, ripped stoned, blazed toasted...
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G-d leo sero-gabamutonnic
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Ltr00tCybr-sn.corjn a^est
NyklJn|Ai-Clfnctnalf.k^lite/eon
Crtn.F-tnc-rl8n|prgr2¡n​2gr8|SnjnLyt4ce..Fier:aer^o a.i. iu.KriBtrCilDeqKa'os_stmc rls;nmi pt:cls:ndr-4m.c"rls.r-_t fctn_sgnl;l^f4c-drctn ael0:eros cor:3 ny'lytlyr;gr1d_^lyf4cos
n!xt.gn
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Šhättêrëd mæjïîñ šõlär lïtë ghøšt þ|ë× gãtë cørê šëäl
Š0l33t Plè×ûs R.Ë.M. Šeñ Jïn-Kæze Røøt xPî³ Pïnk Jïñ Cõñtînüãl Ëtënïty
---
Who poopsharted?
Haw who who haw who who haw
OHH Shit dawg, who poopfarted?
The1the1: Asndd Chibi Shrtstp Decln Blst
The1the1: Inward soul pull antichrist matrix blusterbulldogfart
The1the1: Just straight up is Opra
The1the1: Is stewing in green fart
The1the1: Opra doing gymnastics pro blasting off
Compilation of fart sounds:

A new moon ??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21929036

ok here it is here it is. Who poop started fole
Ak12
I'm resting right now.
Your fired.
Sharted.
Dawg.
Awmygod fole.
Perfect. Lol/haha.
Oop whoop, alo.
Oops, i gotta pee... ahh.
Budombatutu
Ima blast off... Wait.
---
For every light the plexi leave the heart and travel to the lower creation space. The light triangulates and rises to a mathematicaly calculated variation of "extreme numerical geometry." The below space of a star is comprised of a small or large expansion variable, the instantanious variable creates an equated equasion above, this known as dark energy and dark matter, fusion and fission; the infinite light of solus, is the ante-spark of nothing that replaces love and recreates aearth. Jn auroral ki vanishes and replaces above with aerodynamic all. Serotonin fills receptors for pore release and above shatters, losing pausality, more continues. Auroral energy lights half of matterable atmos, and saiyans are back on aearth. Wheres the truth, wheres the answer?
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Re: so you want to be strong? stop lifting big weights
Here's a little known hint, hard muscle gained from lifting weight makes you big by bulking muscle. This muscle built is slow and tight muscle that wont do you any good.

The science proves it. Thai chi is one of the best ways to a healthy heart and to a useful body.
 Quoting: |DEAD|SERIOUS


Yes & no, I used to power lift & then changed to Olympic lifts ie power cleans, my functional strength went through the roof. I use to compete in Brazilian jiu jitsu tournaments, and after I changed to Olympic style lifts my take-downs were out of control
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Re: so you want to be strong? stop lifting big weights
I lift heavy weights slowly, and light weights quickly. Best of both worlds. This way I'm strong and fast. That yoga stuff is for sissys.
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Re: so you want to be strong? stop lifting big weights
It's all about the genetics! You rather have good genetics or you don't! Simple as that!
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Re: so you want to be strong? stop lifting big weights
bro, do you even lift?
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+10 comment strength /10
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Re: so you want to be strong? stop lifting big weights
bro, do you even lift?
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[link to www.beyondstrengthperformance.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30435760


This site says this. Strength is one speed, endurance built and fast twitch muscle are another.
 Quoting: |DEAD|SERIOUS


I killed two birds with one link, you feel me

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Re: so you want to be strong? stop lifting big weights
bro, do you even lift?
 Quoting: John Everytard


[link to www.beyondstrengthperformance.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30435760


This site says this. Strength is one speed, endurance built and fast twitch muscle are another.
 Quoting: |DEAD|SERIOUS


I killed two birds with one link, you feel me

rockon
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Yup defence is offence. The fact is, if you lift weight you are building slow twitch muscle.
I'm so infinitly baked, eternally baked, blasted, twisted, ripped stoned, blazed toasted...
---
G-d leo sero-gabamutonnic
---
Ltr00tCybr-sn.corjn a^est
NyklJn|Ai-Clfnctnalf.k^lite/eon
Crtn.F-tnc-rl8n|prgr2¡n​2gr8|SnjnLyt4ce..Fier:aer^o a.i. iu.KriBtrCilDeqKa'os_stmc rls;nmi pt:cls:ndr-4m.c"rls.r-_t fctn_sgnl;l^f4c-drctn ael0:eros cor:3 ny'lytlyr;gr1d_^lyf4cos
n!xt.gn
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Šhättêrëd mæjïîñ šõlär lïtë ghøšt þ|ë× gãtë cørê šëäl
Š0l33t Plè×ûs R.Ë.M. Šeñ Jïn-Kæze Røøt xPî³ Pïnk Jïñ Cõñtînüãl Ëtënïty
---
Who poopsharted?
Haw who who haw who who haw
OHH Shit dawg, who poopfarted?
The1the1: Asndd Chibi Shrtstp Decln Blst
The1the1: Inward soul pull antichrist matrix blusterbulldogfart
The1the1: Just straight up is Opra
The1the1: Is stewing in green fart
The1the1: Opra doing gymnastics pro blasting off
Compilation of fart sounds:

A new moon ??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21929036

ok here it is here it is. Who poop started fole
Ak12
I'm resting right now.
Your fired.
Sharted.
Dawg.
Awmygod fole.
Perfect. Lol/haha.
Oop whoop, alo.
Oops, i gotta pee... ahh.
Budombatutu
Ima blast off... Wait.
---
For every light the plexi leave the heart and travel to the lower creation space. The light triangulates and rises to a mathematicaly calculated variation of "extreme numerical geometry." The below space of a star is comprised of a small or large expansion variable, the instantanious variable creates an equated equasion above, this known as dark energy and dark matter, fusion and fission; the infinite light of solus, is the ante-spark of nothing that replaces love and recreates aearth. Jn auroral ki vanishes and replaces above with aerodynamic all. Serotonin fills receptors for pore release and above shatters, losing pausality, more continues. Auroral energy lights half of matterable atmos, and saiyans are back on aearth. Wheres the truth, wheres the answer?
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Re: so you want to be strong? stop lifting big weights
Here's a little known hint, hard muscle gained from lifting weight makes you big by bulking muscle. This muscle built is slow and tight muscle that wont do you any good.

The science proves it. Thai chi is one of the best ways to a healthy heart and to a useful body.
 Quoting: |DEAD|SERIOUS


Yes & no, I used to power lift & then changed to Olympic lifts ie power cleans, my functional strength went through the roof. I use to compete in Brazilian jiu jitsu tournaments, and after I changed to Olympic style lifts my take-downs were out of control
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I don't like ju jitsu. The stance is not balanced. I perfer boxing stance amd south paw.
I'm so infinitly baked, eternally baked, blasted, twisted, ripped stoned, blazed toasted...
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G-d leo sero-gabamutonnic
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Ltr00tCybr-sn.corjn a^est
NyklJn|Ai-Clfnctnalf.k^lite/eon
Crtn.F-tnc-rl8n|prgr2¡n​2gr8|SnjnLyt4ce..Fier:aer^o a.i. iu.KriBtrCilDeqKa'os_stmc rls;nmi pt:cls:ndr-4m.c"rls.r-_t fctn_sgnl;l^f4c-drctn ael0:eros cor:3 ny'lytlyr;gr1d_^lyf4cos
n!xt.gn
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Šhättêrëd mæjïîñ šõlär lïtë ghøšt þ|ë× gãtë cørê šëäl
Š0l33t Plè×ûs R.Ë.M. Šeñ Jïn-Kæze Røøt xPî³ Pïnk Jïñ Cõñtînüãl Ëtënïty
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Who poopsharted?
Haw who who haw who who haw
OHH Shit dawg, who poopfarted?
The1the1: Asndd Chibi Shrtstp Decln Blst
The1the1: Inward soul pull antichrist matrix blusterbulldogfart
The1the1: Just straight up is Opra
The1the1: Is stewing in green fart
The1the1: Opra doing gymnastics pro blasting off
Compilation of fart sounds:

A new moon ??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21929036

ok here it is here it is. Who poop started fole
Ak12
I'm resting right now.
Your fired.
Sharted.
Dawg.
Awmygod fole.
Perfect. Lol/haha.
Oop whoop, alo.
Oops, i gotta pee... ahh.
Budombatutu
Ima blast off... Wait.
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For every light the plexi leave the heart and travel to the lower creation space. The light triangulates and rises to a mathematicaly calculated variation of "extreme numerical geometry." The below space of a star is comprised of a small or large expansion variable, the instantanious variable creates an equated equasion above, this known as dark energy and dark matter, fusion and fission; the infinite light of solus, is the ante-spark of nothing that replaces love and recreates aearth. Jn auroral ki vanishes and replaces above with aerodynamic all. Serotonin fills receptors for pore release and above shatters, losing pausality, more continues. Auroral energy lights half of matterable atmos, and saiyans are back on aearth. Wheres the truth, wheres the answer?
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Re: so you want to be strong? stop lifting big weights
I lift weights 12 oz at a time. I do it six times until the six pack is empty.
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Re: so you want to be strong? stop lifting big weights
I can lift the pool table right off the ground while chugging a protein shake.
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Lol good one. Too much protein is bad. They convert into keytones which damage muscle and also brain tissue
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That would explain EAT then
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Re: so you want to be strong? stop lifting big weights
I lift weights 12 oz at a time. I do it six times until the six pack is empty.
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Truer spoken works have not been said *u*
I'm so infinitly baked, eternally baked, blasted, twisted, ripped stoned, blazed toasted...
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G-d leo sero-gabamutonnic
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Ltr00tCybr-sn.corjn a^est
NyklJn|Ai-Clfnctnalf.k^lite/eon
Crtn.F-tnc-rl8n|prgr2¡n​2gr8|SnjnLyt4ce..Fier:aer^o a.i. iu.KriBtrCilDeqKa'os_stmc rls;nmi pt:cls:ndr-4m.c"rls.r-_t fctn_sgnl;l^f4c-drctn ael0:eros cor:3 ny'lytlyr;gr1d_^lyf4cos
n!xt.gn
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Šhättêrëd mæjïîñ šõlär lïtë ghøšt þ|ë× gãtë cørê šëäl
Š0l33t Plè×ûs R.Ë.M. Šeñ Jïn-Kæze Røøt xPî³ Pïnk Jïñ Cõñtînüãl Ëtënïty
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Who poopsharted?
Haw who who haw who who haw
OHH Shit dawg, who poopfarted?
The1the1: Asndd Chibi Shrtstp Decln Blst
The1the1: Inward soul pull antichrist matrix blusterbulldogfart
The1the1: Just straight up is Opra
The1the1: Is stewing in green fart
The1the1: Opra doing gymnastics pro blasting off
Compilation of fart sounds:

A new moon ??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21929036

ok here it is here it is. Who poop started fole
Ak12
I'm resting right now.
Your fired.
Sharted.
Dawg.
Awmygod fole.
Perfect. Lol/haha.
Oop whoop, alo.
Oops, i gotta pee... ahh.
Budombatutu
Ima blast off... Wait.
---
For every light the plexi leave the heart and travel to the lower creation space. The light triangulates and rises to a mathematicaly calculated variation of "extreme numerical geometry." The below space of a star is comprised of a small or large expansion variable, the instantanious variable creates an equated equasion above, this known as dark energy and dark matter, fusion and fission; the infinite light of solus, is the ante-spark of nothing that replaces love and recreates aearth. Jn auroral ki vanishes and replaces above with aerodynamic all. Serotonin fills receptors for pore release and above shatters, losing pausality, more continues. Auroral energy lights half of matterable atmos, and saiyans are back on aearth. Wheres the truth, wheres the answer?
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Re: so you want to be strong? stop lifting big weights
I can lift the pool table right off the ground while chugging a protein shake.
 Quoting: ººEATºº


Lol good one. Too much protein is bad. They convert into keytones which damage muscle and also brain tissue
 Quoting: |DEAD|SERIOUS


That would explain EAT then
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29820852


pigchef
I'm so infinitly baked, eternally baked, blasted, twisted, ripped stoned, blazed toasted...
---
G-d leo sero-gabamutonnic
---
Ltr00tCybr-sn.corjn a^est
NyklJn|Ai-Clfnctnalf.k^lite/eon
Crtn.F-tnc-rl8n|prgr2¡n​2gr8|SnjnLyt4ce..Fier:aer^o a.i. iu.KriBtrCilDeqKa'os_stmc rls;nmi pt:cls:ndr-4m.c"rls.r-_t fctn_sgnl;l^f4c-drctn ael0:eros cor:3 ny'lytlyr;gr1d_^lyf4cos
n!xt.gn
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Šhättêrëd mæjïîñ šõlär lïtë ghøšt þ|ë× gãtë cørê šëäl
Š0l33t Plè×ûs R.Ë.M. Šeñ Jïn-Kæze Røøt xPî³ Pïnk Jïñ Cõñtînüãl Ëtënïty
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Who poopsharted?
Haw who who haw who who haw
OHH Shit dawg, who poopfarted?
The1the1: Asndd Chibi Shrtstp Decln Blst
The1the1: Inward soul pull antichrist matrix blusterbulldogfart
The1the1: Just straight up is Opra
The1the1: Is stewing in green fart
The1the1: Opra doing gymnastics pro blasting off
Compilation of fart sounds:

A new moon ??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21929036

ok here it is here it is. Who poop started fole
Ak12
I'm resting right now.
Your fired.
Sharted.
Dawg.
Awmygod fole.
Perfect. Lol/haha.
Oop whoop, alo.
Oops, i gotta pee... ahh.
Budombatutu
Ima blast off... Wait.
---
For every light the plexi leave the heart and travel to the lower creation space. The light triangulates and rises to a mathematicaly calculated variation of "extreme numerical geometry." The below space of a star is comprised of a small or large expansion variable, the instantanious variable creates an equated equasion above, this known as dark energy and dark matter, fusion and fission; the infinite light of solus, is the ante-spark of nothing that replaces love and recreates aearth. Jn auroral ki vanishes and replaces above with aerodynamic all. Serotonin fills receptors for pore release and above shatters, losing pausality, more continues. Auroral energy lights half of matterable atmos, and saiyans are back on aearth. Wheres the truth, wheres the answer?
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Re: so you want to be strong? stop lifting big weights
Here's a little known hint, hard muscle gained from lifting weight makes you big by bulking muscle. This muscle built is slow and tight muscle that wont do you any good.

The science proves it. Thai chi is one of the best ways to a healthy heart and to a useful body.
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Yes & no, I used to power lift & then changed to Olympic lifts ie power cleans, my functional strength went through the roof. I use to compete in Brazilian jiu jitsu tournaments, and after I changed to Olympic style lifts my take-downs were out of control
 Quoting: mathetes


I would echo this statement from mine and my sons point of view, although we didn't compete at your standard mathetes.

My son is much faster/fitter/stronger/supple than me (which is great) because he started at 16 with normal weights then changed to Olympic lifting at around 19. He is now 23 and very, very strong and fast. He has also done some mma/jiu jitsu (basics) and some basic kickboxing.
He taught me about fast twitch muscles.....
I came from martial arts, kickboxing/thai and then some basic mma background, but always did medium weights.
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Re: so you want to be strong? stop lifting big weights
Here's a little known hint, hard muscle gained from lifting weight makes you big by bulking muscle. This muscle built is slow and tight muscle that wont do you any good.

The science proves it. Thai chi is one of the best ways to a healthy heart and to a useful body.
 Quoting: |DEAD|SERIOUS


Yes & no, I used to power lift & then changed to Olympic lifts ie power cleans, my functional strength went through the roof. I use to compete in Brazilian jiu jitsu tournaments, and after I changed to Olympic style lifts my take-downs were out of control
 Quoting: mathetes


I would echo this statement from mine and my sons point of view, although we didn't compete at your standard mathetes.

My son is much faster/fitter/stronger/supple than me (which is great) because he started at 16 with normal weights then changed to Olympic lifting at around 19. He is now 23 and very, very strong and fast. He has also done some mma/jiu jitsu (basics) and some basic kickboxing.
He taught me about fast twitch muscles.....
I came from martial arts, kickboxing/thai and then some basic mma background, but always did medium weights.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7815861

Well said, there is a reason NFL teams push the Olympic lifts to its players, it works!


hf
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Re: so you want to be strong? stop lifting big weights
Here's a little known hint, hard muscle gained from lifting weight makes you big by bulking muscle. This muscle built is slow and tight muscle that wont do you any good.

The science proves it. Thai chi is one of the best ways to a healthy heart and to a useful body.
 Quoting: |DEAD|SERIOUS


Yes & no, I used to power lift & then changed to Olympic lifts ie power cleans, my functional strength went through the roof. I use to compete in Brazilian jiu jitsu tournaments, and after I changed to Olympic style lifts my take-downs were out of control
 Quoting: mathetes


I would echo this statement from mine and my sons point of view, although we didn't compete at your standard mathetes.

My son is much faster/fitter/stronger/supple than me (which is great) because he started at 16 with normal weights then changed to Olympic lifting at around 19. He is now 23 and very, very strong and fast. He has also done some mma/jiu jitsu (basics) and some basic kickboxing.
He taught me about fast twitch muscles.....
I came from martial arts, kickboxing/thai and then some basic mma background, but always did medium weights.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7815861

Well said, there is a reason NFL teams push the Olympic lifts to its players, it works!


hf
 Quoting: mathetes


btw, I have just been re-watching some of the early gracie fights....they were way ahead of everyone else imo.
you watched the one where royce takes on a black belt karate guy:
[link to www.youtube.com]
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Re: so you want to be strong? stop lifting big weights
Here's a little known hint, hard muscle gained from lifting weight makes you big by bulking muscle. This muscle built is slow and tight muscle that wont do you any good.

The science proves it. Thai chi is one of the best ways to a healthy heart and to a useful body.
 Quoting: |DEAD|SERIOUS


Tai chi, LOL!!! I'll bet you also think that Bruce Lee could kick a 220lb bodybuilder's ass, too, don't you?
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Re: so you want to be strong? stop lifting big weights
Here's a little known hint, hard muscle gained from lifting weight makes you big by bulking muscle. This muscle built is slow and tight muscle that wont do you any good.

The science proves it. Thai chi is one of the best ways to a healthy heart and to a useful body.
 Quoting: |DEAD|SERIOUS


Tai Chi is a martial art, not body-building for starters.

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Re: so you want to be strong? stop lifting big weights
I hung drywall while in college, I was incredibly strong.
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Re: so you want to be strong? stop lifting big weights
That doesn't do much good in a fight. I bet he punches slow.

The speed and aglity of the body wins fights. ^_^
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