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How Often Do You Shower/Bathe?

 
Curious
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12/20/2012 04:16 PM
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How Often Do You Shower/Bathe?
Like most Americans, I used to shower and wash my hair daily.

Then I lived in an old farm house [without a bathroom] for six months.

Needless to say, bathing in a zinc tub on the kitchen floor did not happen every day.

And lo and behold, I didn't get sick or die.




" The Great Unwashed "

" Of late, researchers have discovered that just as the gut contains good bacteria that help it run more efficiently, so does our skin brim with beneficial germs that we might not want to wash down the drain. “Good bacteria are educating your own skin cells to make your own antibiotics,” said Dr. Richard Gallo, chief of the dermatology division at the University of California, San Diego, and “they produce their own antibiotics that kills off bad bacteria"... “It’s not just removing the lipids and oils on your skin that’s drying it out,” he said. It could be “removing some of the good bacteria that help maintain a healthy balance of skin. "


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I shower daily, but let vaginal juices stew on me for a while after sex, it keeps my skin looking healthy and young :)
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Americans used to say: "cleanliness is next to Godliness."

Judging by the perverted degenerate Americans who post here,
obviously that's not true.


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What does the green/minimalist mindset say
about wasting resources on personal hygiene ?


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Re: How Often Do You Shower/Bathe?
I shower daily, but let vaginal juices stew on me for a while after sex, it keeps my skin looking healthy and young :)
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i'm guessing your own vaginal juices
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Re: How Often Do You Shower/Bathe?
I shower daily, but let vaginal juices stew on me for a while after sex, it keeps my skin looking healthy and young :)
 Quoting: BRIEF


i'm guessing your own vaginal juices
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No, I have way too much dick for that...
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I shower daily, but let vaginal juices stew on me for a while after sex, it keeps my skin looking healthy and young :)
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What does the green/minimalist mindset say
about wasting resources on personal hygiene ?


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Nobody knows, they smell too fuck'n bad to get close enough to hear them...
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Every other day.

I tried going without detergent for three months and did a pretty good job of it. I scrubbed down with epsom salts instead of using shampoo and soap. Yeah, I smelled like a human, but not all A1 saucy!

In college there was an Aussie girl who was a knockout and lived in my dorm. She was of Lebanese decent with an Oz accent and huge tracks of land. Nice! But she only bathed about every 5 days. I knew because by Day 4 she would be getting kind of rank. Day 5 I couldn't smell her anymore, at least for another 3-4 days.
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Twice a week, but daily take care to keep clean in the important hygienic places, underarms, and,,,,well, you know..... Too much water and soap on the skin is not good for it.
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that makes her beautiful:
ornaments, headbands, crescent necklaces,
earrings, bracelets, and veils;
0scarves, ankle bracelets, sashes,
perfumes, and charms; rings, jewels,
party clothes, gowns, capes, and purses;
mirrors, fine linen garments,
head ornaments, and shawls.

Instead of smelling of sweet perfume, she will stink.
She will wear a rope for a sash,
and her elegant hair will fall out.
She will wear rough burlap instead of rich robes.
Shame will replace her beauty. "

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Every other day.

I tried going without detergent for three months and did a pretty good job of it. I scrubbed down with epsom salts instead of using shampoo and soap. Yeah, I smelled like a human, but not all A1 saucy!

In college there was an Aussie girl who was a knockout and lived in my dorm. She was of Lebanese decent with an Oz accent and huge tracks of land. Nice! But she only bathed about every 5 days. I knew because by Day 4 she would be getting kind of rank. Day 5 I couldn't smell her anymore, at least for another 3-4 days.
 Quoting: TheBiss


At day five did she need a hammer and chisel to break through the crust on her cooter? Did she keep a bottle of muriatic acid with her laundry detergent?
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Twice a week, but daily take care to keep clean in the important hygienic places, underarms, and,,,,well, you know..... Too much water and soap on the skin is not good for it.
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A whores bath?




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Re: How Often Do You Shower/Bathe?
I shower daily, but let vaginal juices stew on me for a while after sex, it keeps my skin looking healthy and young :)
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biden laughing
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Enough for people to think I might be normal, but not enough for them to know for sure.
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Re: How Often Do You Shower/Bathe?
I shower daily, but let vaginal juices stew on me for a while after sex, it keeps my skin looking healthy and young :)
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Like anyone here believes you shower, and we all know you haven't had vagina on you since your mother shit you out
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Re: How Often Do You Shower/Bathe?
Like most Americans, I used to shower and wash my hair daily.

Then I lived in an old farm house [without a bathroom] for six months.

Needless to say, bathing in a zinc tub on the kitchen floor did not happen every day.

And lo and behold, I didn't get sick or die.




" The Great Unwashed "

" Of late, researchers have discovered that just as the gut contains good bacteria that help it run more efficiently, so does our skin brim with beneficial germs that we might not want to wash down the drain. “Good bacteria are educating your own skin cells to make your own antibiotics,” said Dr. Richard Gallo, chief of the dermatology division at the University of California, San Diego, and “they produce their own antibiotics that kills off bad bacteria"... “It’s not just removing the lipids and oils on your skin that’s drying it out,” he said. It could be “removing some of the good bacteria that help maintain a healthy balance of skin. "


[link to www.nytimes.com]
 Quoting: Curious 18850150


I bet you fucking stunk, though!

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Re: How Often Do You Shower/Bathe?
I shower daily, but let vaginal juices stew on me for a while after sex, it keeps my skin looking healthy and young :)
 Quoting: BRIEF


Like anyone here believes you shower, and we all know you haven't had vagina on you since your mother shit you out
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1572776


Yes, my three children were immaculate conceptions and I never shower, you caught me...well done
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12/20/2012 05:07 PM
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Re: How Often Do You Shower/Bathe?
i hate bathing in any form, in fact- i am offended by it.


i do it once a day because I have to...my wife & the rest of society seems to insist.

assholes.
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12/20/2012 05:09 PM
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Re: How Often Do You Shower/Bathe?
I shower daily, but let vaginal juices stew on me for a while after sex, it keeps my skin looking healthy and young :)
 Quoting: BRIEF


Like anyone here believes you shower, and we all know you haven't had vagina on you since your mother shit you out
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1572776


Yes, my three children were immaculate conceptions and I never shower, you caught me...well done
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Brief you are one funny bastard


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I shower daily, but let vaginal juices stew on me for a while after sex, it keeps my skin looking healthy and young :)
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yep

and smells good tooo
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Re: How Often Do You Shower/Bathe?
I shower daily, but let vaginal juices stew on me for a while after sex, it keeps my skin looking healthy and young :)
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Like anyone here believes you shower, and we all know you haven't had vagina on you since your mother shit you out
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1572776


Yes, my three children were immaculate conceptions and I never shower, you caught me...well done
 Quoting: BRIEF


Brief you are one funny bastard


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hf
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I shower daily, but let vaginal juices stew on me for a while after sex, it keeps my skin looking healthy and young :)
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yep

and smells good tooo
 Quoting: Jynxx96


I thought I was just weird until I saw this:





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12/20/2012 05:25 PM
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Re: How Often Do You Shower/Bathe?
Once every 6 weeks whether I need to or not.
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One thing I can say about GLP trolls...
they are consistently evil and perverted.



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12/20/2012 11:00 PM
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Re: How Often Do You Shower/Bathe?
every other day

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a pleasant wash i'd say
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the first day of the year, need to because i am usually covered in beer that day
..why don't you take a seat over there
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I shower daily, but let vaginal juices stew on me for a while after sex, it keeps my skin looking healthy and young :)
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yep

and smells good tooo
 Quoting: Jynxx96


I thought I was just weird until I saw this:





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HAHA
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