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I am an immortal

 
Truth
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12/20/2012 04:47 PM
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I am an immortal
Ask me any question you like and I will answer if I can
Anonymous Coward
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12/20/2012 04:49 PM
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Re: I am an immortal
Do you sleep?
Truth (OP)
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12/20/2012 04:53 PM
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Re: I am an immortal
Do you sleep?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26268975


Yes. But unlike most mortals, I sleep in total sensory deprivation.
Anonymous Coward
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12/20/2012 04:55 PM
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Re: I am an immortal
do you have an anus, and if so why, living forever should be sh1t free, js
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Re: I am an immortal
Do you sleep?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26268975


Yes. But unlike most mortals, I sleep in total sensory deprivation.
 Quoting: Truth 29121050


If you sleep you are not immortal, sorry.
Truth (OP)
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12/20/2012 04:56 PM
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Re: I am an immortal
do you have an anus, and if so why, living forever should be sh1t free, js
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457378


Yes, other wise waste material would not be able to exit my system.
Truth (OP)
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12/20/2012 04:57 PM
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Re: I am an immortal
Do you sleep?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26268975


Yes. But unlike most mortals, I sleep in total sensory deprivation.
 Quoting: Truth 29121050


If you sleep you are not immortal, sorry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26268975


How many immortals do you know? If your definition of immortality is based on a fairy tale, or a motion picture, then you defining an immortal improperly.
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Re: I am an immortal
I know you're just waiting for this, so I will oblige. How did you become immortal?
Truth (OP)
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12/20/2012 04:58 PM
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Re: I am an immortal
Do you sleep?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26268975


Yes. But unlike most mortals, I sleep in total sensory deprivation.
 Quoting: Truth 29121050


If you sleep you are not immortal, sorry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26268975


Granted, unlike mortals, I can function at high rate levels, with much less sleep for long extended periods of time.
Anonymous Coward
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12/20/2012 04:59 PM
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Re: I am an immortal
does your mom know that you are gay?
Truth (OP)
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I know you're just waiting for this, so I will oblige. How did you become immortal?
 Quoting: Meggarea


I was given the secrets to immortality by a pure blood immortal and a demon. Are you asking direct details to the process or how the process came to me?
Truth (OP)
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Re: I am an immortal
does your mom know that you are gay?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29917186


I am not attracted to men. I am not gay.
Anonymous Coward
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12/20/2012 04:59 PM
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Re: I am an immortal
when you take a stir do you find remnants attached to your hairy asshole?
Anonymous Coward
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12/20/2012 05:00 PM
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Re: I am an immortal
Were you always immortal, or did you gain your immortality after birth?
Anonymous Coward
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12/20/2012 05:01 PM
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Re: I am an immortal
Do you sleep?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26268975


Yes. But unlike most mortals, I sleep in total sensory deprivation.
 Quoting: Truth 29121050


If you sleep you are not immortal, sorry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26268975


How many immortals do you know? If your definition of immortality is based on a fairy tale, or a motion picture, then you defining an immortal improperly.
 Quoting: Truth 29121050


If you need to sleep you get tired. Inconsistent with immortality. Fail.
Truth (OP)
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when you take a stir do you find remnants attached to your hairy asshole?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29649339


No. Due to my diet, my digestive system works much better than that of a mortal.
Truth (OP)
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12/20/2012 05:03 PM
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Re: I am an immortal
Were you always immortal, or did you gain your immortality after birth?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30232833


I gained immortality during my adult life (past 18 years old).
BioReaper
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Re: I am an immortal
I slew a Hittite Priestess for the secret. What about you?
"Blood and destruction shall be so in use And dreadful objects so familiar That mothers shall but smile when they behold Their infants quarter'd with the hands of war"
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12/20/2012 05:03 PM
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Re: I am an immortal
Can there be only one?
Anonymous Coward
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12/20/2012 05:05 PM
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Re: I am an immortal
he must be immortal, or he wouldn't spent his expensive lifetime for this art of shit
Truth (OP)
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12/20/2012 05:06 PM
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Yes. But unlike most mortals, I sleep in total sensory deprivation.
 Quoting: Truth 29121050


If you sleep you are not immortal, sorry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26268975


How many immortals do you know? If your definition of immortality is based on a fairy tale, or a motion picture, then you defining an immortal improperly.
 Quoting: Truth 29121050


If you need to sleep you get tired. Inconsistent with immortality. Fail.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26268975


You must first engage true immortals before you cast this judgement. It appears your only knowledge of immortality is that of which you have read in fairy tales and have seen in movies. There are many levels of immortality. There are some immortals who are like "gods" due to their advanced abilities and ability to travel inter dimensionally consistently, and there are those who are just immortal due to their ability to live extrememly long lives. Anything over a few hundred years is considered immortal by traditional mortal standards. That does not mean this person does not sleep. If you know anything about immortality, sleep, meditation, and darkness is vital. Depending on how long you have been mortal. A mortal life is very poisonous and detrimental, which is why people die within a hundred years or so. To mortals? This life span is normal. To an immortal, living less than 200 years? Is considered to be low class. Mundane. Weak. Diseased. Do you see? It is relative to perception.
Truth (OP)
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Re: I am an immortal
I slew a Hittite Priestess for the secret. What about you?
 Quoting: BioReaper


I was instructed by a demon and another pure blood immortal.
Truth (OP)
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12/20/2012 05:07 PM
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Re: I am an immortal
Can there be only one?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1464956


There are many. Most do not reside in this dimension.
Anonymous Coward
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If you sleep you are not immortal, sorry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26268975


How many immortals do you know? If your definition of immortality is based on a fairy tale, or a motion picture, then you defining an immortal improperly.
 Quoting: Truth 29121050


If you need to sleep you get tired. Inconsistent with immortality. Fail.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26268975


You must first engage true immortals before you cast this judgement. It appears your only knowledge of immortality is that of which you have read in fairy tales and have seen in movies. There are many levels of immortality. There are some immortals who are like "gods" due to their advanced abilities and ability to travel inter dimensionally consistently, and there are those who are just immortal due to their ability to live extrememly long lives. Anything over a few hundred years is considered immortal by traditional mortal standards. That does not mean this person does not sleep. If you know anything about immortality, sleep, meditation, and darkness is vital. Depending on how long you have been mortal. A mortal life is very poisonous and detrimental, which is why people die within a hundred years or so. To mortals? This life span is normal. To an immortal, living less than 200 years? Is considered to be low class. Mundane. Weak. Diseased. Do you see? It is relative to perception.
 Quoting: Truth 29121050


Living longer does not mean immortality. Are all immortals illogical, like you?
Truth (OP)
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12/20/2012 05:08 PM
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he must be immortal, or he wouldn't spent his expensive lifetime for this art of shit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30391108


My life time is not expensive. I have plenty of time to advance myself even further and to talk about it. The idea here is not to be believed, but, to talk about it and set the idea into minds who seek such possible truths. Whether anyone here believes me or not, this discussion will be in your mind. One way or another. That is the point.
Anonymous Coward
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12/20/2012 05:09 PM
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Re: I am an immortal
I slew a Hittite Priestess for the secret. What about you?
 Quoting: BioReaper


I was instructed by a demon and another pure blood immortal.
 Quoting: Truth 29121050


No really,
step by step instructions on becoming a immortal please.
Truth (OP)
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How many immortals do you know? If your definition of immortality is based on a fairy tale, or a motion picture, then you defining an immortal improperly.
 Quoting: Truth 29121050


If you need to sleep you get tired. Inconsistent with immortality. Fail.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26268975


You must first engage true immortals before you cast this judgement. It appears your only knowledge of immortality is that of which you have read in fairy tales and have seen in movies. There are many levels of immortality. There are some immortals who are like "gods" due to their advanced abilities and ability to travel inter dimensionally consistently, and there are those who are just immortal due to their ability to live extrememly long lives. Anything over a few hundred years is considered immortal by traditional mortal standards. That does not mean this person does not sleep. If you know anything about immortality, sleep, meditation, and darkness is vital. Depending on how long you have been mortal. A mortal life is very poisonous and detrimental, which is why people die within a hundred years or so. To mortals? This life span is normal. To an immortal, living less than 200 years? Is considered to be low class. Mundane. Weak. Diseased. Do you see? It is relative to perception.
 Quoting: Truth 29121050


Living longer does not mean immortality. Are all immortals illogical, like you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26268975


Then you don't understand immortality. Your lack of greater understanding may consistently be a knowledge block for you. Please disintegrate it and open yourself to all possible perceptions.
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If you need to sleep you get tired. Inconsistent with immortality. Fail.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26268975


You must first engage true immortals before you cast this judgement. It appears your only knowledge of immortality is that of which you have read in fairy tales and have seen in movies. There are many levels of immortality. There are some immortals who are like "gods" due to their advanced abilities and ability to travel inter dimensionally consistently, and there are those who are just immortal due to their ability to live extrememly long lives. Anything over a few hundred years is considered immortal by traditional mortal standards. That does not mean this person does not sleep. If you know anything about immortality, sleep, meditation, and darkness is vital. Depending on how long you have been mortal. A mortal life is very poisonous and detrimental, which is why people die within a hundred years or so. To mortals? This life span is normal. To an immortal, living less than 200 years? Is considered to be low class. Mundane. Weak. Diseased. Do you see? It is relative to perception.
 Quoting: Truth 29121050


Living longer does not mean immortality. Are all immortals illogical, like you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26268975


Then you don't understand immortality. Your lack of greater understanding may consistently be a knowledge block for you. Please disintegrate it and open yourself to all possible perceptions.
 Quoting: Truth 29121050


bsflag Bye.
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Re: I am an immortal
I know you're just waiting for this, so I will oblige. How did you become immortal?
 Quoting: Meggarea


I was given the secrets to immortality by a pure blood immortal and a demon. Are you asking direct details to the process or how the process came to me?
 Quoting: Truth 29121050


I was seriously hoping you were going to say that you became immortal in an accident involving an irrational particle accelerator, a liquid lunch, and a pair of rubber bands. And give us warnings not to try it ourself because we would end up looking incredibly foolish... and dead.
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
BioReaper
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12/20/2012 05:13 PM

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I slew a Hittite Priestess for the secret. What about you?
 Quoting: BioReaper


I was instructed by a demon and another pure blood immortal.
 Quoting: Truth 29121050


No really,
step by step instructions on becoming a immortal please.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30408259


This. Post instructions for the rest of these flesh dwellers. And keep it simple please.
"Blood and destruction shall be so in use And dreadful objects so familiar That mothers shall but smile when they behold Their infants quarter'd with the hands of war"
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Re: I am an immortal
I slew a Hittite Priestess for the secret. What about you?
 Quoting: BioReaper


I was instructed by a demon and another pure blood immortal.
 Quoting: Truth 29121050


No really,
step by step instructions on becoming a immortal please.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30408259


No meat. Lots of fasting (you must rid yourself of all the poisons and fluoride that comes with a mortal diet). Zero sunlight (for the first month, especially through the eyes). Hours and hours of meditation in pure darkness, with no sound or light. Heavy diet of the darkest green vegetables. High intake of high alkaline foods, and foods high in the essential amino acids. The most important part of all of this is meditation. And, to present a humble, but, firm stance to the entities that may help you along the way, including inter dimensional entities AND god....no religious ankors in your mind, no bias against angels, demons, whites, blacks, or any other race or category of deity.

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