I am an immortal

Do you sleep?

Yes. But unlike most mortals, I sleep in total sensory deprivation.

do you have an anus, and if so why, living forever should be sh1t free, js

If you sleep you are not immortal, sorry.

Yes, other wise waste material would not be able to exit my system.

How many immortals do you know? If your definition of immortality is based on a fairy tale, or a motion picture, then you defining an immortal improperly.

I know you're just waiting for this, so I will oblige. How did you become immortal?

Granted, unlike mortals, I can function at high rate levels, with much less sleep for long extended periods of time.

does your mom know that you are gay?

I was given the secrets to immortality by a pure blood immortal and a demon. Are you asking direct details to the process or how the process came to me?

I am not attracted to men. I am not gay.

when you take a do you find remnants attached to your hairy asshole?

Were you always immortal, or did you gain your immortality after birth?

If you need to sleep you get tired. Inconsistent with immortality. Fail.

No. Due to my diet, my digestive system works much better than that of a mortal.

I gained immortality during my adult life (past 18 years old).

I slew a Hittite Priestess for the secret. What about you?

Can there be only one?

he must be immortal, or he wouldn't spent his expensive lifetime for this art of shit

You must first engage true immortals before you cast this judgement. It appears your only knowledge of immortality is that of which you have read in fairy tales and have seen in movies. There are many levels of immortality. There are some immortals who are like "gods" due to their advanced abilities and ability to travel inter dimensionally consistently, and there are those who are just immortal due to their ability to live extrememly long lives. Anything over a few hundred years is considered immortal by traditional mortal standards. That does not mean this person does not sleep. If you know anything about immortality, sleep, meditation, and darkness is vital. Depending on how long you have been mortal. A mortal life is very poisonous and detrimental, which is why people die within a hundred years or so. To mortals? This life span is normal. To an immortal, living less than 200 years? Is considered to be low class. Mundane. Weak. Diseased. Do you see? It is relative to perception.

I was instructed by a demon and another pure blood immortal.

There are many. Most do not reside in this dimension.

Living longer does not mean immortality. Are all immortals illogical, like you?

My life time is not expensive. I have plenty of time to advance myself even further and to talk about it. The idea here is not to be believed, but, to talk about it and set the idea into minds who seek such possible truths. Whether anyone here believes me or not, this discussion will be in your mind. One way or another. That is the point.

No really,
step by step instructions on becoming a immortal please.

Then you don't understand immortality. Your lack of greater understanding may consistently be a knowledge block for you. Please disintegrate it and open yourself to all possible perceptions.

Bye.

I was seriously hoping you were going to say that you became immortal in an accident involving an irrational particle accelerator, a liquid lunch, and a pair of rubber bands. And give us warnings not to try it ourself because we would end up looking incredibly foolish... and dead.

This. Post instructions for the rest of these flesh dwellers. And keep it simple please.

No meat. Lots of fasting (you must rid yourself of all the poisons and fluoride that comes with a mortal diet). Zero sunlight (for the first month, especially through the eyes). Hours and hours of meditation in pure darkness, with no sound or light. Heavy diet of the darkest green vegetables. High intake of high alkaline foods, and foods high in the essential amino acids. The most important part of all of this is meditation. And, to present a humble, but, firm stance to the entities that may help you along the way, including inter dimensional entities AND god....no religious ankors in your mind, no bias against angels, demons, whites, blacks, or any other race or category of deity.