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So earlier today I almost got into it with some dude, it didn't turn into anything big, but it made me want to hear other stories of road rage incidents.

Anyway here is what happened earlier:



My brother in law and I were going to pick up my wifes b-day present. I needed his truck. So we pick it up, we went back to his house so I could pick up my car. He was following me to my house and about a mile from my house some guy cut me off. Me being a smartass with no tolerance for people who can't drive.....I flipped him off.

In my rearview mirror I see the dude flip around and start following us. I got to my house, and he pulled up, jumped out of his truck and was all pissed off. He was like "you got an issue bro?" "Why did you flip me off?" I said "well, that's generally my reaction to people who can't drive"

He started getting antsy, moving a lot, clinching his fists..I thought he was going to swing at me. I was getting ready for him to swing, I was planning my move..lol

Then my brother in law gets out of his truck, comes walking over and says "hey, is there a problem here" The dude looked at him, looked back at me and starts going back to his truck. He says "be careful who you're flipping off" I said "learn to drive" and he took off.

lol My brother in law is a big dude. We workout together sometimes, I have seen him bench press 375! So the guy saw him walkin up and got scared I guess.

I'm thinking if my Bro in law wasn't there the dude would've swung on me and it would've gone down....

I really can't stand people who can't drive.

Does anyone have any good stories?
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Nice pin!
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12/20/2012 05:30 PM
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Why would you want to spread such drama and hate? I don't understand.
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Why would you want to spread such drama and hate? I don't understand.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30448060


LOL, YOU are being dramatic.
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12/20/2012 05:36 PM
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I hope the cock doesnt return now he knows your addy...

I did read a story about some woman and her partner who got pissed at two other women,then started molesting them on the highway after saying "wait till there are no cars"

Oh sorry, that be ROAD RAPE.
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12/20/2012 05:39 PM
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[link to www.youtube.com]
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12/20/2012 05:40 PM
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Mate when it comes to road rage there is no good stories!

Just look at this clown.

This made it on film but most here dont.

[link to www.youtube.com]
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12/20/2012 05:44 PM
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Here ya go, a woman stabbed her boyfriend forty times, then claimed he was attacked in a road rage incident in 1996. There is an update where a chef shagged her and then found out she was the killer road rage freakazoid...
Please ensure all your womenzes are securley fastened to the passenger seat and do not have sharp instruments during the end of the world zombie apocalypsey

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Here is road rage russian style...

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12/20/2012 05:51 PM
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you're a doucher.

if you have road rage...you need to take a fucking chill pill dipshit.
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I hope the cock doesnt return now he knows your addy...

I did read a story about some woman and her partner who got pissed at two other women,then started molesting them on the highway after saying "wait till there are no cars"

Oh sorry, that be ROAD RAPE.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30442901


*CRYING* with laughter...

viva, motherfuckers!
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you're a doucher.

if you have road rage...you need to take a fucking chill pill dipshit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30107351


A doucher? lol

I was almost hit, I flipped him off and kept going, he is the crazy mofo who flipped around and followed me.
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I hope the cock doesnt return now he knows your addy...I did read a story about some woman and her partner who got pissed at two other women,then started molesting them on the highway after saying "wait till there are no cars"

Oh sorry, that be ROAD RAPE.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30442901


1dunno1

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Here ya go, a woman stabbed her boyfriend forty times, then claimed he was attacked in a road rage incident in 1996. There is an update where a chef shagged her and then found out she was the killer road rage freakazoid...
Please ensure all your womenzes are securley fastened to the passenger seat and do not have sharp instruments during the end of the world zombie apocalypsey

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30442901


Damn, that's a crazy story.
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Since every one else is high and mighty here, I'll relate a personal account.

Some 15+ years ago, I was involved in an incident(don't recall what started it) with two guys and myself. We drove down the highway, doing the "road rage" thing until we decided to get off the highway, pull down a residential street(under construction) and get out of the car. Thankfully, only the driver got out, we fist fought for about 60 seconds, lost our breath, decided to quit and shook hands and went on our merry way. All the while I could see the passenger just shaking his head.

That's the way most arguments should be settled, imo.
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Once a looong time ago when I was young and stupid...

A car was riding my back bumper on the interstate. He was so close I couldn't see his headlights. Not being about to get out of his way (right lane was full), I sped up. I sped up some more. I'm doing 90 and the guy is still right on my ass. Finally, I get a chance to move over to the right lane. That's where the stupid part begins.

I was pissed and decided he needed to enjoy the same so I got behind him for a while. I had an old Camaro and a lead foot and I knew how to use both of them. The asshole brake checked me! Much yelling ensued with the application of a first and a prominently displayed finger. He motioned to the side of the road. I obliged. This was going to get ugly. As soon as our cars came to a brief stop the guy produced a pistol which he pointed somewhat threateningly at me. Oh shit. I froze. He almost instantly took off and I learned a neat little lesson. Don’t do that again.

Now-a-days in my 40’s I set the cruise control and let it be. If you need to pass me go ahead. I’m not getting all hot and bothered about it anymore.


... and it's 5 O'clock. Gotta hit the road for home. Drive safely folks. chuckle
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Sounds like the creep needs some lessons in being a Moran.

Look out for the Drug Crazed or the Rhoid Ragers.

If Mr Creep was even half a Moran, he would have walked up and clocked you with a baseball bat, or a large rubber hose.

Never saying a word, then quietly walked away.
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Since every one else is high and mighty here, I'll relate a personal account.

Some 15+ years ago, I was involved in an incident(don't recall what started it) with two guys and myself. We drove down the highway, doing the "road rage" thing until we decided to get off the highway, pull down a residential street(under construction) and get out of the car. Thankfully, only the driver got out, we fist fought for about 60 seconds, lost our breath, decided to quit and shook hands and went on our merry way. All the while I could see the passenger just shaking his head.

That's the way most arguments should be settled, imo.
 Quoting: Upgrayedd


lol, nice!

I like that story!
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Guy in a dulie pickup truck was tailgating my wife at about 6 inches even though there were 10 cars in front of her in a line. When the road went to two lanes she got over. Truck passed her and when the rear axle was equal to her front tire he swerved in to her on purpose. She pushed him down the road T-boned for about 60 feet then pitted him in to a transformer on the side of the road. She said he was just staring and swearing at her just in front of her windshield and he slid sideways down the road. Cops asked what happened, all she said was “I maintained my lane”. His car was totaled, not a scratch on her bumper, he rolled off nice and slow.

They put him in cuffs.


She was never upset, the guy was just nuts.
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Once a looong time ago when I was young and stupid...

A car was riding my back bumper on the interstate. He was so close I couldn't see his headlights. Not being about to get out of his way (right lane was full), I sped up. I sped up some more. I'm doing 90 and the guy is still right on my ass. Finally, I get a chance to move over to the right lane. That's where the stupid part begins.

I was pissed and decided he needed to enjoy the same so I got behind him for a while. I had an old Camaro and a lead foot and I knew how to use both of them. The asshole brake checked me! Much yelling ensued with the application of a first and a prominently displayed finger. He motioned to the side of the road. I obliged. This was going to get ugly. As soon as our cars came to a brief stop the guy produced a pistol which he pointed somewhat threateningly at me. Oh shit. I froze. He almost instantly took off and I learned a neat little lesson. Don’t do that again.

Now-a-days in my 40’s I set the cruise control and let it be. If you need to pass me go ahead. I’m not getting all hot and bothered about it anymore.


... and it's 5 O'clock. Gotta hit the road for home. Drive safely folks. chuckle
 Quoting: Resister


Damn!

I didn't even really understand why this guy was sooo mad at me for flipping him off, I mean he was the one who cut me off, I had to swerve to avoid hitting him.

I had a right to be upset....so I thought I guess.
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And my friend the problem started in 1980 when bakers were encouraged to use 'bromide' instead of Iodine for raising bread dough.

A short time later we started to have this new problem show-up, with no cause mentioned. Please alert those that need to know, and thank you for bringing up this subject!
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I accidently (well, not intentionally) cut right in front of a new ZL1 Camero that just wasn't going to let me merge where two lanes converged into one. It's like a zipper...it everyone let one car in, the merge would painless!

Anyway, the guy was right on my ass for about 3 miles weaving and flashing his lights and I heard him call me an asshole once. I'm in a convertable, btw. I started to turn down my street and saw he was going to turn, too, so I went up a street and turned. He did follow. Wivey was getting scared. I was just started having fun because I knew how this was going to end. We are a small subdivision out in the sticks. The streets connect at the end, so I made a left and a left to head back out to the main road in. The guy is STILL on my ass! I can hear him yelling now because we are going slow.

I pull back up to the road we came in on and looked for traffic, and pulled out. The guy followed. I straightened up and floored it. Wifey screamed. The ZL1 was there for a second but now getting smaller.

By the time I hit 180, wifey was looking freightened! I knew how this was going to end...I love going fast!

We stopped and waited at the light where this adventure began and the ZL1 finally rolled up, now next to us since we had 2 lanes now.

The guy in the ZL1 was grinning now! He just asked how fast? I asked him what happened earlier? He said I pissed him off(...doh.) But he's never driven that fast; 155.

We did it one more time back to the house!

HAHA!!!

cheers
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Guy in a dulie pickup truck was tailgating my wife at about 6 inches even though there were 10 cars in front of her in a line. When the road went to two lanes she got over. Truck passed her and when the rear axle was equal to her front tire he swerved in to her on purpose. She pushed him down the road T-boned for about 60 feet then pitted him in to a transformer on the side of the road. She said he was just staring and swearing at her just in front of her windshield and he slid sideways down the road. Cops asked what happened, all she said was “I maintained my lane”. His car was totaled, not a scratch on her bumper, he rolled off nice and slow.

They put him in cuffs.


She was never upset, the guy was just nuts.
 Quoting: Chrit


Wow, that's a hell of a story
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I accidently (well, not intentionally) cut right in front of a new ZL1 Camero that just wasn't going to let me merge where two lanes converged into one. It's like a zipper...it everyone let one car in, the merge would painless!

Anyway, the guy was right on my ass for about 3 miles weaving and flashing his lights and I heard him call me an asshole once. I'm in a convertable, btw. I started to turn down my street and saw he was going to turn, too, so I went up a street and turned. He did follow. Wivey was getting scared. I was just started having fun because I knew how this was going to end. We are a small subdivision out in the sticks. The streets connect at the end, so I made a left and a left to head back out to the main road in. The guy is STILL on my ass! I can hear him yelling now because we are going slow.

I pull back up to the road we came in on and looked for traffic, and pulled out. The guy followed. I straightened up and floored it. Wifey screamed. The ZL1 was there for a second but now getting smaller.

By the time I hit 180, wifey was looking freightened! I knew how this was going to end...I love going fast!

We stopped and waited at the light where this adventure began and the ZL1 finally rolled up, now next to us since we had 2 lanes now.

The guy in the ZL1 was grinning now! He just asked how fast? I asked him what happened earlier? He said I pissed him off(...doh.) But he's never driven that fast; 155.

We did it one more time back to the house!

HAHA!!!

cheers
 Quoting: Maguyver


lol, another good story. I like how this one ended!

cheers
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And my friend the problem started in 1980 when bakers were encouraged to use 'bromide' instead of Iodine for raising bread dough.

A short time later we started to have this new problem show-up, with no cause mentioned. Please alert those that need to know, and thank you for bringing up this subject!
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wtf
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i carry gravel for asshole tailgaters
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So earlier today I almost got into it with some dude, it didn't turn into anything big, but it made me want to hear other stories of road rage incidents.

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pity ..you derserve a punch in the head.

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I know how you feel OP..We need to learn to be patient with out fellow Americans..We all make mistakes..There is so much hate and discontentment in the world today..Love covers the multitude of sin..Just my two cents..
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I LOVE LICKING RECTUMS

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Mate when it comes to road rage there is no good stories!

Just look at this clown.

This made it on film but most here dont.

[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23214952


That guy was a DICK!
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Had a guy follow me home then yell at me for cutting him off. I apologized and he got real nice and everything was cool. I had no idea I had cut him off, really.

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