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ROAD RAGE STORIES THREAD

 
*HEISENBERG* (OP)

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i carry gravel for asshole tailgaters
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lol, well this guy didn't tailgate me, he turned out in front of me I had to swerve to avoid hitting him
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I LOVE LICKING RECTUMS

yoda
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so does this OP

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So earlier today I almost got into it with some dude, it didn't turn into anything big, but it made me want to hear other stories of road rage incidents.

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pity ..you derserve a punch in the head.

bushpunch
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30446716


You wanna be my huckleberry?
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I LOVE LICKING RECTUMS

yoda
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That's......uhh....nasty?
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So earlier today I almost got into it with some dude, it didn't turn into anything big, but it made me want to hear other stories of road rage incidents.

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pity ..you derserve a punch in the head.

bushpunch
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30446716


You wanna be my huckleberry?
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not into gay sex.....try BRIEF
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I know how you feel OP..We need to learn to be patient with out fellow Americans..We all make mistakes..There is so much hate and discontentment in the world today..Love covers the multitude of sin..Just my two cents..
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hf
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Just ride around with a box of roofing nails and toss them out the window all over the road when some idiot is riding your ass....
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So earlier today I almost got into it with some dude, it didn't turn into anything big, but it made me want to hear other stories of road rage incidents.

 Quoting: *HEISENBERG*


pity ..you derserve a punch in the head.

bushpunch
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30446716


You wanna be my huckleberry?
 Quoting: *HEISENBERG*


not into gay sex.....try BRIEF
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I didn't think you had the balls to actually punch me in the head yourself.
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Just ride around with a box of roofing nails and toss them out the window all over the road when some idiot is riding your ass....
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chuckle
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Just ride around with a box of roofing nails and toss them out the window all over the road when some idiot is riding your ass....
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That's dumb. So what about other drivers who run over those nails who have done you no wrong?
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Just ride around with a box of roofing nails and toss them out the window all over the road when some idiot is riding your ass....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30414837


That's dumb. So what about other drivers who run over those nails who have done you no wrong?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29158753


I think that poster was being sarcastic.
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Just ride around with a box of roofing nails and toss them out the window all over the road when some idiot is riding your ass....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30414837


That's dumb. So what about other drivers who run over those nails who have done you no wrong?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29158753


yup

brake light shut off switch and some curvy roads

people usually count on cars ahead on when too use the brakes on curves as they drone and zone along behind the wheel.

funny as fuck too think of them sliggering off the road into the trees at 50 mph on a 30 mph curve, i say think cause of course if you see the crash you should stop
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This is my absolute worst road rage story. I was driving home from work, and it was dark and it was raining. I admit i'm a bit night blind, especially when it's wet but I was going the speed limit. This guy in a mustang sped up right on my ass flashing it's lights and sped around me and tried to cut me off, when he did he must have turned to hard and he crashed into the wall directly in front of me. I swerved without looking to avoid hitting him and thankfully no one was in the lane next to me.
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This is my absolute worst road rage story. I was driving home from work, and it was dark and it was raining. I admit i'm a bit night blind, especially when it's wet but I was going the speed limit. This guy in a mustang sped up right on my ass flashing it's lights and sped around me and tried to cut me off, when he did he must have turned to hard and he crashed into the wall directly in front of me. I swerved without looking to avoid hitting him and thankfully no one was in the lane next to me.
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Wow, that's scary. Good thing you were ok!

hf
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There was an accident in front of us on interstate 70, all lanes were blocked , the police were letting only a few cars through at a time on the left shoulder

I was driving a large van

I needed to get over to the right lane to take the exit.

The guy beside me decided that he wasn't going to let me change lanes, deliberately pacing me for about 1/4 of a mile which took about 45 minutes

He started talking on the phone and didnt notice the car in front of him creep forward 15 feet....so i pulled into the hole

He then pulls up onto the shoulder and forces me back into the middle lane honking his horn

Next time we stopped ...I got out of my van , grabbed a 4x4 post out of the back and stood in front of his car with the post resting on my shoulder

He rolled up his window

I then used the 4x4 post to chock his front tire so he couldn't move forward, the car behind him was right on his bumper so he couldnt back up

traffic moved forward , I got in my van and took the exit,and just left him that way with a shocked look on his face.
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IF a Gay dude is "riding your ass" and you finally pull over,will he jump out of his car and start "beating your meat"?
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There was an accident in front of us on interstate 70, all lanes were blocked , the police were letting only a few cars through at a time on the left shoulder

I was driving a large van

I needed to get over to the right lane to take the exit.

The guy beside me decided that he wasn't going to let me change lanes, deliberately pacing me for about 1/4 of a mile which took about 45 minutes

He started talking on the phone and didnt notice the car in front of him creep forward 15 feet....so i pulled into the hole

He then pulls up onto the shoulder and forces me back into the middle lane honking his horn

Next time we stopped ...I got out of my van , grabbed a 4x4 post out of the back and stood in front of his car with the post resting on my shoulder

He rolled up his window

I then used the 4x4 post to chock his front tire so he couldn't move forward, the car behind him was right on his bumper so he couldnt back up

traffic moved forward , I got in my van and took the exit,and just left him that way with a shocked look on his face.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30464505


Maybe he wont be such a dick next time eh?
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IF a Gay dude is "riding your ass" and you finally pull over,will he jump out of his car and start "beating your meat"?
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That is a really weird question.
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12/20/2012 07:14 PM
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My worst experience of road rage was actually caused by me 100%.

I had gotten into the wrong lane at a set of lights and their was a huge truck in the lane next to me.

So when the lights changed I sped forward, indicated and moved in front of the truck.

Whilst it didn't cause him to break sharply or swerve to miss me at all as he was slow to take off... he really got upset.

For the next 5 kilometres up the highway he tail gated me honking his horn and shouting abuse.

I just remained calm and drove at the speed limit. Eventually he calmed down and backed off.

Perhaps the trucky realised that if a cop saw him doing that he would get the fine.

Truckies have people like me do that to them every day and so I understand his frustration.

Here's a recent article about a road rager that happened a couple of days ago.

[link to video.heraldsun.com.au]
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Why do people get upset if someone cuts you off? Just let them go, who cares. No need to flip them off or honk the horn or get upset.

There are idiots who drive recklessly just so they can come to a stop at a red light just ahead. Why get upset over stupid people.
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Why do people get upset if someone cuts you off? Just let them go, who cares. No need to flip them off or honk the horn or get upset.

There are idiots who drive recklessly just so they can come to a stop at a red light just ahead. Why get upset over stupid people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30212215


Because driving is no joke, people can be killed by moron reckless drivers.
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My worst experience of road rage was actually caused by me 100%.

I had gotten into the wrong lane at a set of lights and their was a huge truck in the lane next to me.

So when the lights changed I sped forward, indicated and moved in front of the truck.

Whilst it didn't cause him to break sharply or swerve to miss me at all as he was slow to take off... he really got upset.

For the next 5 kilometres up the highway he tail gated me honking his horn and shouting abuse.

I just remained calm and drove at the speed limit. Eventually he calmed down and backed off.

Perhaps the trucky realised that if a cop saw him doing that he would get the fine.

Truckies have people like me do that to them every day and so I understand his frustration.

Here's a recent article about a road rager that happened a couple of days ago.

[link to video.heraldsun.com.au]
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Thanks for the link.

cheers
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Why do people get upset if someone cuts you off? Just let them go, who cares. No need to flip them off or honk the horn or get upset.

There are idiots who drive recklessly just so they can come to a stop at a red light just ahead. Why get upset over stupid people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30212215


Because driving is no joke, people can be killed by moron reckless drivers.
 Quoting: *HEISENBERG*


And flipping them off prevents that?
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Why do people get upset if someone cuts you off? Just let them go, who cares. No need to flip them off or honk the horn or get upset.

There are idiots who drive recklessly just so they can come to a stop at a red light just ahead. Why get upset over stupid people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30212215


Because driving is no joke, people can be killed by moron reckless drivers.
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And flipping them off prevents that?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30212215


Ok, so next time I will shoot out their tires...

Would that be good enough for ya?

putin
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I was making my way to work on a saturday morning - on a dual carrigeway...70mph speed limit.

I came upto a BMW and calmly went into the overtaking lane to overtake...which i did...pulling back in after over-taking.

Next thing i know this Beema has sped up to my ass...and over-takes me and swings back into my lane cutting me up!

I noticed the driver was a middle-aged Sikh male...i considered that culturally he really didn't seem to like a lady driver over-take him. Little did he know i housed a juicy V-6 under my bonnet, despite the crappy badge on MY car!

So being much younger and being used to male ego's on the building sites i worked...i pulled out and hit the floor and turbo and flew past him. He of course started to accelerate and catch me...which he didn't.

Until we hit a roundabout. I couldn't go through this roundabout at 120mph so i had to slow down, which is where he caught up to me. He parked right infront of me to stop me from going on...i emergency braked and everything in my car flew about....he got out of his car - storming his way up to me, with evil angry eyes and reaching into his jacket pulling out a machete (they love to carry machete's in the UK)..

I slammed into reverse (thankfully no-one was behind me!) and reversed up the road until i hit a slip-road entrance which i took...i can see he has got into his car and reversing too to catch up with me.

Luckily having worked in the area i knew the side routes through the industrial areas and driving like a maniac managed to get away from him.

Got to the work site and told the guys if they see a sikh in a BMW to call the police!

This guy was not going to leave it - he was going to chop me up and shove me in the boot of his car...i've never seen such evil in anyone's eyes ever before or since.

There are some real psycho's on the road - especially men with ego's.

In some ways i'm glad there are no guns allowed in the UK - this nutter would have just shot me if he could!
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It's always good to have a dashboard camera running in the front of the car. If anything happens, then at least you have it recorded.
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I was making my way to work on a saturday morning - on a dual carrigeway...70mph speed limit.

I came upto a BMW and calmly went into the overtaking lane to overtake...which i did...pulling back in after over-taking.

Next thing i know this Beema has sped up to my ass...and over-takes me and swings back into my lane cutting me up!

I noticed the driver was a middle-aged Sikh male...i considered that culturally he really didn't seem to like a lady driver over-take him. Little did he know i housed a juicy V-6 under my bonnet, despite the crappy badge on MY car!

So being much younger and being used to male ego's on the building sites i worked...i pulled out and hit the floor and turbo and flew past him. He of course started to accelerate and catch me...which he didn't.

Until we hit a roundabout. I couldn't go through this roundabout at 120mph so i had to slow down, which is where he caught up to me. He parked right infront of me to stop me from going on...i emergency braked and everything in my car flew about....he got out of his car - storming his way up to me, with evil angry eyes and reaching into his jacket pulling out a machete (they love to carry machete's in the UK)..

I slammed into reverse (thankfully no-one was behind me!) and reversed up the road until i hit a slip-road entrance which i took...i can see he has got into his car and reversing too to catch up with me.

Luckily having worked in the area i knew the side routes through the industrial areas and driving like a maniac managed to get away from him.

Got to the work site and told the guys if they see a sikh in a BMW to call the police!

This guy was not going to leave it - he was going to chop me up and shove me in the boot of his car...i've never seen such evil in anyone's eyes ever before or since.

There are some real psycho's on the road - especially men with ego's.

In some ways i'm glad there are no guns allowed in the UK - this nutter would have just shot me if he could!
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Wow, that's a true story? That's insane!

I'm glad you got out of there ok.
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i was like 10 and remember driving with my mom and dad in astoria queens

some douche cut my dad off,my dad honked,the guy stops short gets out

my dad gets out,the guy sees my dad and jumps back in his car
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i was like 10 and remember driving with my mom and dad in astoria queens

some douche cut my dad off,my dad honked,the guy stops short gets out

my dad gets out,the guy sees my dad and jumps back in his car
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Your dad a big guy?
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a similar thing happened to me once. this guy got mad cus i told him he drives like a maniacal dumbass because he was swirving around and cutting people off and all kinds of dumbshit.

anyway. he followed me for half a minute. i lost him in busy traffic cus afterall, his car is tiny and slow piece of shit.

If he would have followed me further I would have driven to the city police station a few miles east.

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