IT HAS BEGUN: Reports indicate HALF of the Earth shrouded in DARKNESS. | |
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| cutetornadoF5 cutetornado User ID: 12539835 12/21/2012 03:05 AM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Rotation Of Earth Plunges Entire North American Continent Into Darkness Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19617445 At approximately 4:20 p.m. EST, the sun began to lower from its position in the sky in a westward trajectory, eventually disappearing below the horizon. Reports of this global emergency continued to file in from across the continent until 5:46 p.m. PST, when the entire North American mainland was officially declared dark. As the phenomenon hit New York, millions of motorists were forced to use their headlights to navigate through the blackness. Highways flooded with commuters who had left work to hurry home to their families. Traffic was bottlenecked for more than two hours in many major metropolitan areas.Across the country, buses and trains are operating on limited schedules and will cease operation shortly after 12 a.m. EST, leaving hundreds of thousands "The only thing a sensible person can do is wait it out," she said. of commuters in outlying areas effectively stranded in their homes. Despite the high potential for danger and decreased visibility, scientists say they are unable to do anything to restore light to the continent at this time. "Vast gravitational forces have rotated the planet Earth on an axis drawn through its north and south poles," said Dr. Elena Bilkins of the National Weather Service. "The Earth is in actuality spinning uncontrollably through space."Bilkins urged citizens to remain calm, explaining that the Earth's rotation is "utterly beyond human control." "The only thing a sensible person can do is wait it out," she said. [link to www.theonion.com] The truth of the matter is...I am sitting down, and as we all know, the sun shines out of my ass. ![]() *The more I know, the less I understand. All the things I thought I'd figured out I have to learn again* |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 23932363 12/21/2012 03:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Reports from all over the world are coming in that suggest HALF of the Earth is currently shrouded in darkness -- no light, no Sun, nothing. Quoting: Super Bowl Dave All NASA links are down. All satellite images showing the Earth have been taken offline. It has begun... Half of the earth is always covered in darkness fools! FOOLS! |
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| Menosgada User ID: 10333988 12/21/2012 04:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP you've just been awarded the prestigious Five Putins Award ![]() The heavens declare the glory of the bomb. And the firmament showeth His handiwork. His sound is gone out unto all lands. And his light unto the ends of the world. Glory be to the bomb and the Holy Fallout - As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be; world without end. Amen. |
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| Gry User ID: 29972645 12/21/2012 05:19 AM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Reports from all over the world are coming in that suggest HALF of the Earth is currently shrouded in darkness -- no light, no Sun, nothing. Quoting: Super Bowl Dave All NASA links are down. All satellite images showing the Earth have been taken offline. It has begun... Hahahahahhaha that is called night time |
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