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We're all gonna die. Post your last minute confessions for your piece of mind.

 
BioReaper
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So much, for the glory of Rome.
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Once when i was away from home staying at a friends house ...when he was in the shower...I wacked my bag soiled his carpet with my dicksnot...and when he got out of the shower he was barefoot walked across his rug and stepped in it....he noticed to....he was like WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT....I was like idunnO scratching
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i like 90's dance music
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I promised a friend not to read shitty threads. Oops..
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I stole the poor box from a church to buy crack when I was 14
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I promised a friend not to read shitty threads. Oops..
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Hey cut me some slack I'm bored lol
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i like 90's dance music
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Lucky you, i like the 80's, hairstyles included!
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I checked out some hotties at the beach in dental floss bikinis and enjoyed it!
.:*Buttercup*:.

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to my boyfriend,
i ate the last twinkie.
im sorry.

verysad

ps i lied. not sorry at all!
neener2
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Let me see
taking the piss out of people
theft
lack of respect
betrayal of trust
denouncing god
using his name in vein
hurting people
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to my boyfriend,
i ate the last twinkie.
im sorry.

verysad

ps i lied. not sorry at all!
neener2
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So very wrong. Twinkies, Buttercup, Twinkies!
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I checked out some hotties at the beach in dental floss bikinis and enjoyed it!
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I thought that was you staring at me banana2
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Sorry, I hope I wasn't gawking!
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i like 90's dance music
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Lucky you, i like the 80's, hairstyles included!
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Me too. I guess that is confession number 3. That and I still watch Sesame Street.
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hf
I turn the tv off while Elmo is on though.
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Now i am willing to pay the price
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I checked out some hotties at the beach in dental floss bikinis and enjoyed it!
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I thought that was you staring at me banana2
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Sorry, I hope I wasn't gawking!
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You were and it made me feel very awkward. Then strangely giddy...
So much, for the glory of Rome.
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i like 90's dance music
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Lucky you, i like the 80's, hairstyles included!
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Me too. I guess that is confession number 3. That and I still watch Sesame Street.
 Quoting: BioReaper


hf
I turn the tv off while Elmo is on though.
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Don't forget, Elmo knows where you live.
So much, for the glory of Rome.
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Now i am willing to pay the price
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Yes. You've earned a millennium in the void. Well done sir.
So much, for the glory of Rome.
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I can suck my own penis.
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Now i am willing to pay the price
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On a serious note, this is a true story that's kind of fucked up. Long story short I had an affair with my best friends wife. Well, I gave her herpes (i'm not trying to be funny) without her knowing it.. shittiest feeling in my life when I look back at it.

She ended up giving it to my best friend.. and I started notcing the scabs on his lips. He began to freak out and tested it.. sure enough it came back positive. I felt like a complete asshole.. still do

He divorced his wife and I don't have the courage to tell him that I was the source of his herpes. It's not the most taboo std.. but wtf, its still herpes.

I still fuck his exwife, but I would like to find the courage to tell him the truth about the herpes. I feel like a complete asshole about it :(
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I can pat my head and rub my stomach at the same time.
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chicken fried steak

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I can pat my head and rub my stomach at the same time.
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Something I have not been able to master.
So much, for the glory of Rome.
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I did'nt realise that the ridge around the end of my knob was to stop my hand slipping off, until I was 20.
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I can suck my own penis.
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Just. Wow. lol
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Now i am willing to pay the price
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On a serious note, this is a true story that's kind of fucked up. Long story short I had an affair with my best friends wife. Well, I gave her herpes (i'm not trying to be funny) without her knowing it.. shittiest feeling in my life when I look back at it.

She ended up giving it to my best friend.. and I started notcing the scabs on his lips. He began to freak out and tested it.. sure enough it came back positive. I felt like a complete asshole.. still do

He divorced his wife and I don't have the courage to tell him that I was the source of his herpes. It's not the most taboo std.. but wtf, its still herpes.

I still fuck his exwife, but I would like to find the courage to tell him the truth about the herpes. I feel like a complete asshole about it :(
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Damn my heart goes out to you man. That's rough :(
So much, for the glory of Rome.
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Once when i was away from home staying at a friends house ...when he was in the shower...I wacked my bag soiled his carpet with my dicksnot...and when he got out of the shower he was barefoot walked across his rug and stepped in it....he noticed to....he was like WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT....I was like idunnO scratching
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OMFG....yak that is the most horrid thing I've ever heard
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I did'nt realise that the ridge around the end of my knob was to stop my hand slipping off, until I was 20.
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You sir are my hero!
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Now i am willing to pay the price
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27161048


On a serious note, this is a true story that's kind of fucked up. Long story short I had an affair with my best friends wife. Well, I gave her herpes (i'm not trying to be funny) without her knowing it.. shittiest feeling in my life when I look back at it.

She ended up giving it to my best friend.. and I started notcing the scabs on his lips. He began to freak out and tested it.. sure enough it came back positive. I felt like a complete asshole.. still do

He divorced his wife and I don't have the courage to tell him that I was the source of his herpes. It's not the most taboo std.. but wtf, its still herpes.

I still fuck his exwife, but I would like to find the courage to tell him the truth about the herpes. I feel like a complete asshole about it :(
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29975347


You didn't ask for advice but . . . I feel sorry for your 'best' friend.

I think it would make him feel worse if you told him. Sometimes people confess to make themselves feel better, get it off their shoulders, but they are really just dumping their guilt and negative energy on someone who would be better off not knowing. It won't help him in any way to know this.

Sounds like the guy's had enough heartache.
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I love my wife more than she knows. My son with all my soul. And I'm sorry I failed. A five year old died, because I'm only human, I ain't magic, and nothing fixes stupidity, not even skilled hands.

If we are confessing. I confess I wish I had super powers because I'd save this fucking place, for what it's worth.
(GLP aka American Jedi)

Listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth.
Kenny Powers

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Why I drank so much beer?
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Oh...and I know there is a God and I am angry at him. I was not ready for the burden. I did not kill the boy, his idiot father not seatbelting him did, but I could not save him either.

And it haunts me, and will till my dying day.
(GLP aka American Jedi)

Listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth.
Kenny Powers

If you steal the dreams of others long enough, sooner or later you'll end up in a nightmare.
American Jedi

Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them.
Albert Einstein

Satis Eloquentiae, Sapientiae Parum....

"The last of the old?"

"No, the first of the new."

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