We're all gonna die. Post your last minute confessions for your piece of mind.

Once when i was away from home staying at a friends house ...when he was in the shower...I wacked my bag soiled his carpet with my dicksnot...and when he got out of the shower he was barefoot walked across his rug and stepped in it....he noticed to....he was like WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT....I was like idunnO

nightmares.... will give me piece of mind.

i like 90's dance music

I promised a friend not to read shitty threads. Oops..

Here is another one. I palmed a five dollar bill out of the collection plate at church when I was 13. I was hungry and had no money. Sad story but sure enough to get me 2000 years in limbo. Cmon GLP keep em coming!

I stole the poor box from a church to buy crack when I was 14

Hey cut me some slack I'm bored lol

Lucky you, i like the 80's, hairstyles included!

Me too. I guess that is confession number 3. That and I still watch Sesame Street.

I checked out some hotties at the beach in dental floss bikinis and enjoyed it!

to my boyfriend,
i ate the last twinkie.
im sorry.



ps i lied. not sorry at all!

I thought that was you staring at me

Let me see
taking the piss out of people
theft
lack of respect
betrayal of trust
denouncing god
using his name in vein
hurting people

So very wrong. Twinkies, Buttercup, Twinkies!

Sorry, I hope I wasn't gawking!

I turn the tv off while Elmo is on though.

Now i am willing to pay the price

You were and it made me feel very awkward. Then strangely giddy...

Don't forget, Elmo knows where you live.

Yes. You've earned a millennium in the void. Well done sir.

I can suck my own penis.

On a serious note, this is a true story that's kind of fucked up. Long story short I had an affair with my best friends wife. Well, I gave her herpes (i'm not trying to be funny) without her knowing it.. shittiest feeling in my life when I look back at it.

She ended up giving it to my best friend.. and I started notcing the scabs on his lips. He began to freak out and tested it.. sure enough it came back positive. I felt like a complete asshole.. still do

He divorced his wife and I don't have the courage to tell him that I was the source of his herpes. It's not the most taboo std.. but wtf, its still herpes.

I still fuck his exwife, but I would like to find the courage to tell him the truth about the herpes. I feel like a complete asshole about it :(

I can pat my head and rub my stomach at the same time.

chicken fried steak

Something I have not been able to master.

I did'nt realise that the ridge around the end of my knob was to stop my hand slipping off, until I was 20.

Just. Wow. lol

Damn my heart goes out to you man. That's rough :(

OMFG.... that is the most horrid thing I've ever heard

You sir are my hero!