We're all gonna die. Post your last minute confessions for your piece of mind.

Forgive me for I have sinned. I have fornicated, licked, lied, stole, killed, bit, fought, destroyed, cursed, and tormented.

That takes care of the first twenty years. Got forty years to go.

Keep em coming GLP. This is good for you. Cathartic even!

I guess, I am going to be a bit busy.

You didn't ask for advice but . . . I feel sorry for your 'best' friend.

I think it would make him feel worse if you told him. Sometimes people confess to make themselves feel better, get it off their shoulders, but they are really just dumping their guilt and negative energy on someone who would be better off not knowing. It won't help him in any way to know this.

Sounds like the guy's had enough heartache.

thanks man.. that means a lot to me...


I told her I would use a condom.. but I razorbladed the tip of the condom so my penis would slide through (cause I love that feeling) and thats how she got my herpes.. really wish I could turn back time and not do htat. so fucked up..

Everythings changed now.. I met a new girl, but she's married. What should I do? I don't know what to do.. shes so hot and nice... dam. choices huh? that's the funny thing about life.. full of choices..

I love my wife more than she knows. My son with all my soul. And I'm sorry I failed. A five year old died, because I'm only human, I ain't magic, and nothing fixes stupidity, not even skilled hands.

If we are confessing. I confess I wish I had super powers because I'd save this fucking place, for what it's worth.

Why I drank so much beer?

Oh...and I know there is a God and I am angry at him. I was not ready for the burden. I did not kill the boy, his idiot father not seatbelting him did, but I could not save him either.

And it haunts me, and will till my dying day.

If I had super powers I would stop u for sure.. that's the beutitful thing aboutr life.. choices, evil or good.. they create memories that can be great or just evil, depends.

Dude, remember that night you got drunk and passed out.

You woke up face down on the Kitchen floor with your pants down around your ankles, and a Hot Dog sticking out of your Ass?

Dude, that was ME!

I got pictures too!

Get the fuck off the computer asshole.. before mom catches us both not working.. fucking retard

I like chinese cartoons.

I used to hump the bed to porn, now I repent.

Stop me from what? Saving a child. That's what I failed to do you fucking idiot. I was the best paramedic in my class. I was voted rookie of the year, two years before. I was arrogant.

The father's stupidity killed him, my arrogance just added to it.

Shit we've all done that.

I like chinese cartoons.

Im a recovering heroin addict and a severe alcoholic.

Sometimes people die and sometimes they dont its fate man.. don't go against the fate that has already been determined. Choices are there.. you have to make them, either they are GOOD or BAD.. it just happens that way.

Life is full of choices.. I have a fucking problem too you know... but i will be ok in the longer terms

I love my wife and have never physically cheated on her. However, I have met numerous women on the Internet who just want an extramarital no strings affair. Somehow the idea of it excited me. So anyway, I get these bitches to agree to meet me at a bar or hotel and then I show up early in disguise to watch them show up and get disappointed when the married guy they expect doesn't show up. That's even more exciting. Its wrong that u do it but it's not technically adultery right???

i pi$$ed in the petrol tank of a police car when i was 16

I let a dog lick my dick

Chunky or smooth peanut butter

Sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex.

I used to work for a bunch of assholes, some time ago.

They ragged my ass from one week to the next - and the son of the firm really took the piss outta me. But hey, I needed the job, so I ate ALL the shit they gave me for years.

Until one day the heavens opened up and shone the great golden light down unto my weary face.

The bosses son had met a new girl. A very hot new girl.

One day I was asked to pick her up from the station and take her shopping.

I picked her up. I took her shopping.

And then I banged the shit outta her back at the office when nobody was around.

The excitement of getting caught turned her on.

She was a fucking demon!

After that, I banged her in the cinema, in public, back at the office, in the bosses Jaguar car, the swimming pool and at the Christmas office bash.

For months I banged that girl.

Not the son, nor the boss ever knew.

I fucking loved that job in the end...

americans are retarded, but i guess everyone knows that

Well apparently we are still alive. Another confession. I never bought into the end of the world stuff. Mayans never said the world would end. Only one cycle would end and another would begin. Anyway confessions are good. You're gonna die sometime so why not clear your conscience?

My boss pissed me off once so I got a whole bunch of those little cards in the magazines and sent them off in his name. Poor bastard got spammed relentlessly for years afterwards.

This! Most confessions are sex related. Very interesting...

Who hasn't?! Thank the Gods my television has volume control. Her voice kinda spoils the mood.