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We're all gonna die. Post your last minute confessions for your piece of mind.

 
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I love my wife more than she knows. My son with all my soul. And I'm sorry I failed. A five year old died, because I'm only human, I ain't magic, and nothing fixes stupidity, not even skilled hands.

If we are confessing. I confess I wish I had super powers because I'd save this fucking place, for what it's worth.
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If I had super powers I would stop u for sure.. that's the beutitful thing aboutr life.. choices, evil or good.. they create memories that can be great or just evil, depends.


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Dude, remember that night you got drunk and passed out.

You woke up face down on the Kitchen floor with your pants down around your ankles, and a Hot Dog sticking out of your Ass?

Dude, that was ME!

I got pictures too!
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Dude, remember that night you got drunk and passed out.

You woke up face down on the Kitchen floor with your pants down around your ankles, and a Hot Dog sticking out of your Ass?

Dude, that was ME!

I got pictures too!
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Get the fuck off the computer asshole.. before mom catches us both not working.. fucking retard
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I like chinese cartoons.
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I used to hump the bed to porn, now I repent.
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I love my wife more than she knows. My son with all my soul. And I'm sorry I failed. A five year old died, because I'm only human, I ain't magic, and nothing fixes stupidity, not even skilled hands.

If we are confessing. I confess I wish I had super powers because I'd save this fucking place, for what it's worth.
 Quoting: DarthDickheadus:AmericanSith


If I had super powers I would stop u for sure.. that's the beutitful thing aboutr life.. choices, evil or good.. they create memories that can be great or just evil, depends.


kim
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Stop me from what? Saving a child. That's what I failed to do you fucking idiot. I was the best paramedic in my class. I was voted rookie of the year, two years before. I was arrogant.

The father's stupidity killed him, my arrogance just added to it.
(GLP aka American Jedi)

Listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth.
Kenny Powers

If you steal the dreams of others long enough, sooner or later you'll end up in a nightmare.
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Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them.
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Satis Eloquentiae, Sapientiae Parum....

"The last of the old?"

"No, the first of the new."
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I used to hump the bed to porn, now I repent.
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Shit we've all done that.
(GLP aka American Jedi)

Listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth.
Kenny Powers

If you steal the dreams of others long enough, sooner or later you'll end up in a nightmare.
American Jedi

Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them.
Albert Einstein

Satis Eloquentiae, Sapientiae Parum....

"The last of the old?"

"No, the first of the new."
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I like chinese cartoons.
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Im a recovering heroin addict and a severe alcoholic. verysad
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

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I love my wife more than she knows. My son with all my soul. And I'm sorry I failed. A five year old died, because I'm only human, I ain't magic, and nothing fixes stupidity, not even skilled hands.

If we are confessing. I confess I wish I had super powers because I'd save this fucking place, for what it's worth.
 Quoting: DarthDickheadus:AmericanSith


If I had super powers I would stop u for sure.. that's the beutitful thing aboutr life.. choices, evil or good.. they create memories that can be great or just evil, depends.


kim
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29975347


Stop me from what? Saving a child. That's what I failed to do you fucking idiot. I was the best paramedic in my class. I was voted rookie of the year, two years before. I was arrogant.

The father's stupidity killed him, my arrogance just added to it.
 Quoting: DarthDickheadus:AmericanSith


Sometimes people die and sometimes they dont its fate man.. don't go against the fate that has already been determined. Choices are there.. you have to make them, either they are GOOD or BAD.. it just happens that way.

Life is full of choices.. I have a fucking problem too you know... but i will be ok in the longer terms
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I love my wife and have never physically cheated on her. However, I have met numerous women on the Internet who just want an extramarital no strings affair. Somehow the idea of it excited me. So anyway, I get these bitches to agree to meet me at a bar or hotel and then I show up early in disguise to watch them show up and get disappointed when the married guy they expect doesn't show up. That's even more exciting. Its wrong that u do it but it's not technically adultery right???
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i pi$$ed in the petrol tank of a police car when i was 16
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I let a dog lick my dick
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I let a dog lick my dick
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Chunky or smooth peanut butter
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We're all gonna die. Post your last minute confessions for your piece of mind.
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Sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex.
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I used to work for a bunch of assholes, some time ago.

They ragged my ass from one week to the next - and the son of the firm really took the piss outta me. But hey, I needed the job, so I ate ALL the shit they gave me for years.

Until one day the heavens opened up and shone the great golden light down unto my weary face.

The bosses son had met a new girl. A very hot new girl.

One day I was asked to pick her up from the station and take her shopping.

I picked her up. I took her shopping.

And then I banged the shit outta her back at the office when nobody was around.

The excitement of getting caught turned her on.

She was a fucking demon!

After that, I banged her in the cinema, in public, back at the office, in the bosses Jaguar car, the swimming pool and at the Christmas office bash.

For months I banged that girl.

Not the son, nor the boss ever knew.

I fucking loved that job in the end...

yoda
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12/20/2012 07:49 PM
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americans are retarded, but i guess everyone knows that
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Well apparently we are still alive. Another confession. I never bought into the end of the world stuff. Mayans never said the world would end. Only one cycle would end and another would begin. Anyway confessions are good. You're gonna die sometime so why not clear your conscience?
"Blood and destruction shall be so in use And dreadful objects so familiar That mothers shall but smile when they behold Their infants quarter'd with the hands of war"
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I used to work for a bunch of assholes, some time ago.

They ragged my ass from one week to the next - and the son of the firm really took the piss outta me. But hey, I needed the job, so I ate ALL the shit they gave me for years.

Until one day the heavens opened up and shone the great golden light down unto my weary face.

The bosses son had met a new girl. A very hot new girl.

One day I was asked to pick her up from the station and take her shopping.

I picked her up. I took her shopping.

And then I banged the shit outta her back at the office when nobody was around.

The excitement of getting caught turned her on.

She was a fucking demon!

After that, I banged her in the cinema, in public, back at the office, in the bosses Jaguar car, the swimming pool and at the Christmas office bash.

For months I banged that girl.

Not the son, nor the boss ever knew.

I fucking loved that job in the end...

yoda
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My boss pissed me off once so I got a whole bunch of those little cards in the magazines and sent them off in his name. Poor bastard got spammed relentlessly for years afterwards.
"Blood and destruction shall be so in use And dreadful objects so familiar That mothers shall but smile when they behold Their infants quarter'd with the hands of war"
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We're all gonna die. Post your last minute confessions for your piece of mind.
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Sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


This! Most confessions are sex related. Very interesting...
"Blood and destruction shall be so in use And dreadful objects so familiar That mothers shall but smile when they behold Their infants quarter'd with the hands of war"
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Who hasn't?! Thank the Gods my television has volume control. Her voice kinda spoils the mood.
"Blood and destruction shall be so in use And dreadful objects so familiar That mothers shall but smile when they behold Their infants quarter'd with the hands of war"
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Here is another one. I palmed a five dollar bill out of the collection plate at church when I was 13. I was hungry and had no money. Sad story but sure enough to get me 2000 years in limbo. Cmon GLP keep em coming!
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I banged your mom while you were at church.pigchef
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Dude, remember that night you got drunk and passed out.

You woke up face down on the Kitchen floor with your pants down around your ankles, and a Hot Dog sticking out of your Ass?

Dude, that was ME!

I got pictures too!
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Get the fuck off the computer asshole.. before mom catches us both not working.. fucking retard
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Freakin brilliant!
"Blood and destruction shall be so in use And dreadful objects so familiar That mothers shall but smile when they behold Their infants quarter'd with the hands of war"
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Here is another one. I palmed a five dollar bill out of the collection plate at church when I was 13. I was hungry and had no money. Sad story but sure enough to get me 2000 years in limbo. Cmon GLP keep em coming!
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I banged your mom while you were at church.pigchef
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I know dad. You tell me every chance you get. Jeez.
"Blood and destruction shall be so in use And dreadful objects so familiar That mothers shall but smile when they behold Their infants quarter'd with the hands of war"
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The worst thing I ever did was to convince the world that I didn't exist.
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The worst thing I ever did was to convince the world that I didn't exist.
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I know dad. You tell me every chance you get. Jeez. And stay out of church!
"Blood and destruction shall be so in use And dreadful objects so familiar That mothers shall but smile when they behold Their infants quarter'd with the hands of war"
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Ok here we go:

I once ran over 3 cats at the same time.

I once ran over a homless persons bike with a huge truck I was driving for work.

I was in a band that opened for Quiet Riot, The whole band and crew were total dicks to us, no sound check , hardly any room on stage and we cold only use like 6 lights during our set. Anyhoo right before our set I had to piss like a race horse, as I made my way behind the amp line and was waiting for our intro music to start I noticed a cup, some tea bags and a bottle of honey on the floor behind the guitar cabs, so I pissed in the bottle of honey,and all over the back of cabinet it was next too. I will say Dubrow sang like an angel that night!

Two things in closing:

1- never treat people bad just because you can.

B- i dont feel bad at all.

No one can top this post, close it down, thank you and good night!
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30457279


Who hasn't?! Thank the Gods my television has volume control. Her voice kinda spoils the mood.
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yea i guess your tv is special in that sense
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I was the one who let out the silent and oh so smelly fart during the school Christmas concert last year.
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