We're all gonna die. Post your last minute confessions for your piece of mind.

I banged your mom while you were at church.

Freakin brilliant!

I know dad. You tell me every chance you get. Jeez.

The worst thing I ever did was to convince the world that I didn't exist.

I know dad. You tell me every chance you get. Jeez. And stay out of church!

Ok here we go:

I once ran over 3 cats at the same time.

I once ran over a homless persons bike with a huge truck I was driving for work.

I was in a band that opened for Quiet Riot, The whole band and crew were total dicks to us, no sound check , hardly any room on stage and we cold only use like 6 lights during our set. Anyhoo right before our set I had to piss like a race horse, as I made my way behind the amp line and was waiting for our intro music to start I noticed a cup, some tea bags and a bottle of honey on the floor behind the guitar cabs, so I pissed in the bottle of honey,and all over the back of cabinet it was next too. I will say Dubrow sang like an angel that night!

Two things in closing:

1- never treat people bad just because you can.

B- i dont feel bad at all.

No one can top this post, close it down, thank you and good night!

yea i guess your tv is special in that sense

I was the one who let out the silent and oh so smelly fart during the school Christmas concert last year.

I confess, I am more shallow than deep, like a lap pool.

I always blamed it on grandma.