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­18:20 GMT: The Canadian Red Cross has urged people to review their readiness for a disaster in light of the looming end of the world. "The Red Cross urges Canadians to be ready to take care of themselves and their families for 72 hours in any emergency," said Denis Dion, the national director of disaster management.

Canada's Red Cross also recommended an emergency survival kit for every household, which includes – in addition to food and water – some cash in small bills, extra car and house keys and a manual can opener

[link to rt.com]


WTF does Canada know that we don't-hmmmm!

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How kewl is that now!
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Naw the only thing they have to worry about is the Idle No More movement that is sweeping the nation up there!The Indians are goingg to have a big protest all across Canada tommorrow!...Canadian F........sheep
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Red Cross urges Canadians to prepare for Doomsday

(Ottawa, December 19, 2012) - The Red Cross is urging Canadians to prepare for the end of the world this week. After surviving a near-miss when Halley’s Comet failed to be pulled into Earth’s orbit in 1986 as predicted, and avoiding the ruinous effects of Y2K, Earth’s inhabitants again face the prospect of a calamitous end of the world.

"The Red Cross urges Canadians to be ready to take care of themselves and their families for 72 hours in any emergency," said Denis Dion, national director of disaster management with the Canadian Red Cross. "Two-thirds of Canadians say they have not taken steps to prepare for a disaster."

Various organizations are predicting the end of the world December 21, with scenarios including geomagnetic reversal, collision with an interplanetary object, destruction by a supernova, and global annihilation as predicted by the Mesoamerican calendar.

"While NASA scientists assure us the world will not end on Friday, disasters can and do happen every day in Canada," adds Dion. "The Red Cross encourages Canadians to prepare for more commonplace emergencies like house fires, natural disasters and epidemics."

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[link to www.redcross.ca]
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typical canadian dope-smoking lefties
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Red Cross urges Canadians to prepare for Doomsday

(Ottawa, December 19, 2012) - The Red Cross is urging Canadians to prepare for the end of the world this week. After surviving a near-miss when Halley’s Comet failed to be pulled into Earth’s orbit in 1986 as predicted, and avoiding the ruinous effects of Y2K, Earth’s inhabitants again face the prospect of a calamitous end of the world.

"The Red Cross urges Canadians to be ready to take care of themselves and their families for 72 hours in any emergency," said Denis Dion, national director of disaster management with the Canadian Red Cross. "Two-thirds of Canadians say they have not taken steps to prepare for a disaster."

Various organizations are predicting the end of the world December 21, with scenarios including geomagnetic reversal, collision with an interplanetary object, destruction by a supernova, and global annihilation as predicted by the Mesoamerican calendar.

"While NASA scientists assure us the world will not end on Friday, disasters can and do happen every day in Canada," adds Dion. "The Red Cross encourages Canadians to prepare for more commonplace emergencies like house fires, natural disasters and epidemics."

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[link to www.redcross.ca]
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Looks like I wasn't logged in when I posted.

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Canada is, like, totally gay!

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­18:20 GMT: The Canadian Red Cross has urged people to review their readiness for a disaster in light of the looming end of the world. "The Red Cross urges Canadians to be ready to take care of themselves and their families for 72 hours in any emergency," said Denis Dion, the national director of disaster management.

Canada's Red Cross also recommended an emergency survival kit for every household, which includes – in addition to food and water – some cash in small bills, extra car and house keys and a manual can opener

[link to rt.com]


WTF does Canada know that we don't-hmmmm!
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Why would red cross ay such a thing? If people are prepared then how will they take millions in donations never to be forwarded to the needy?
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Naw the only thing they have to worry about is the Idle No More movement that is sweeping the nation up there!The Indians are goingg to have a big protest all across Canada tommorrow!...Canadian F........sheep
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food and water – some cash in small bills, extra car and house keys and a manual can opener

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Does it include bottle of syrup?
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i wish they'd fuck off with these 'jokes'!

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To answer your question what are they protesting I'll guess a lack of hockey :-)
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Naw the only thing they have to worry about is the Idle No More movement that is sweeping the nation up there!The Indians are goingg to have a big protest all across Canada tommorrow!...Canadian F........sheep
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What are they protesting about?
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The Canadian Fgovt. Guy up there trying to screw everybody!nothing unusual,but Canada is about to be shut down!How you say..bye bye Harper!get out now while you can cause what happened to your cronies in Iceland is about to happen to you!Bye Bye creep!.................sheep
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It's taken out of context
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out of context it mite be ,but watch tommorrow what happens!
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#Idle No More
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I just stocked up on Twizzlers, Crispy Crunch bars, President's Choice cola and bought 2 new plastic road hockey blades in case the Canadian Tire is closed for an extended period.

I'll be ok.
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Change the title of your thread to "Canada Red Cross says prepare now for the 21st-WTF!"
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Change the title of your thread to "Canada Red Cross says prepare now for the 21st-WTF!"
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yep

that's even more fucked up
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If the world ends, then three days worth of stuff isn't going to help anything!
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They're just using this to raise awareness to get to people who don't prepare for (Real) disasters.
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I am confused, why doesn't the Red Cross in the USA say this, or does it??
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Red Cross urges Canadians to prepare for Doomsday

(Ottawa, December 19, 2012) - The Red Cross is urging Canadians to prepare for the end of the world this week. After surviving a near-miss when Halley’s Comet failed to be pulled into Earth’s orbit in 1986 as predicted, and avoiding the ruinous effects of Y2K, Earth’s inhabitants again face the prospect of a calamitous end of the world.

[link to www.redcross.ca]
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gaah

I fucking hate the media. They have destroyed the English language. There is no such thing as a near-miss. Either you miss, or you hit.

"The plane nearly hit the tall building before turning sharply."

I hate the media. Hate it!

Sorry, OP. I'm finished with my grammar nazi rant.

Last Edited by Éireann on 12/20/2012 07:26 PM
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