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Canada Red Cross says prepare now for the 21st-WTF!

 
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I just stocked up on Twizzlers, Crispy Crunch bars, President's Choice cola and bought 2 new plastic road hockey blades in case the Canadian Tire is closed for an extended period.

I'll be ok.
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dont forget the kinder eggs they are more deadly then guns according to the usa
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I just stocked up on Twizzlers, Crispy Crunch bars, President's Choice cola and bought 2 new plastic road hockey blades in case the Canadian Tire is closed for an extended period.

I'll be ok.
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dont forget the kinder eggs they are more deadly then guns according to the usa
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I just stocked up on Twizzlers, Crispy Crunch bars, President's Choice cola and bought 2 new plastic road hockey blades in case the Canadian Tire is closed for an extended period.

I'll be ok.
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Uhh...

That sounds highly fattening and about as nutritious as sucking air through a straw.. LOL
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If the world ends, then three days worth of stuff isn't going to help anything!
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I'm in Ohio and we are under a winter storm warning, it is really bad out, and those winds are blowing hard and headed north it seems. Three days supplies will get you through until help can make it to you if your out of power and snowed in. Just saying.

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I just stocked up on Twizzlers, Crispy Crunch bars, President's Choice cola and bought 2 new plastic road hockey blades in case the Canadian Tire is closed for an extended period.

I'll be ok.
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dont forget the kinder eggs they are more deadly then guns according to the usa
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Big, fat and stupid American gluttons eating the whole thing in one bite end up choking on the surprise inside. I can see why banning might be a good idea.
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Naw the only thing they have to worry about is the Idle No More movement that is sweeping the nation up there!The Indians are goingg to have a big protest all across Canada tommorrow!...Canadian F........sheep
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I say they get way too much already.
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Red Cross urges Canadians to prepare for Doomsday

(Ottawa, December 19, 2012) - The Red Cross is urging Canadians to prepare for the end of the world this week. After surviving a near-miss when Halley’s Comet failed to be pulled into Earth’s orbit in 1986 as predicted, and avoiding the ruinous effects of Y2K, Earth’s inhabitants again face the prospect of a calamitous end of the world.

[link to www.redcross.ca]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1531577

gaah

I fucking hate the media. They have destroyed the English language. There is no such thing as a near-miss. Either you miss, or you hit.

"The plane nearly hit the tall building before turning sharply."

I hate the media. Hate it!

Sorry, OP. I'm finished with my grammar nazi rant.
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Irregardless, you should still prepare. :D

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What good is a 72 hour kit when its the F'kin end of the world?

They think we're idiots???
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keep calm
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What good is a 72 hour kit when its the F'kin end of the world?

They think we're idiots???
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rofl
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I hope they stored heirloom pizza seeds in the vaults!
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cool2Thanks for the pin guys! I wish everyone the best!
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OMG CANADA ISSUED AN EMERGENCYY!!!!
time to find a cave
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I hope they stored heirloom pizza seeds in the vaults!
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Now you're talking! banana2
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ahhh
 Quoting: NaturePeace


THIS^
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Ditto
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I got 4 feet of snow in my yard from the last week and its still snowing heavily in the Cascade Mountains...

We are haveing a yard party with big ass fire and going to be up all night....yeeeeeee ha!!

ps..BYOB


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I am confused, why doesn't the Red Cross in the USA say this, or does it??
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Don't worry about it. We've already One-uped our Canadian brothers to the north.

C.D.C:Zombie Preparedness
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HAH! where's your zombie preparedness service announcement Canadians?
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Well here in Long Island, NY we just got a call from county warning us of bad weather coming this way and to expect winds up to 60mph from 3.00am to 10.00am and to take the usual precautions due to possible falling trees etc. Only other time ever we got a warning like this was just before Sandy hit. Not saying it's alarming - but interesting nevertheless.

Having said that, no-one around here is really concerned about this whole Dec 21 thing. I just got back from the gym and had a good workout, and usual crowd was there, no-one even talking about this date. but was surprised to have received this weather alert on my voicemail. Think it will be just another day aside from this strong storm we are going to get
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Red Cross urges Canadians to prepare for Doomsday

(Ottawa, December 19, 2012) - The Red Cross is urging Canadians to prepare for the end of the world this week. After surviving a near-miss when Halley’s Comet failed to be pulled into Earth’s orbit in 1986 as predicted, and avoiding the ruinous effects of Y2K, Earth’s inhabitants again face the prospect of a calamitous end of the world.

"The Red Cross urges Canadians to be ready to take care of themselves and their families for 72 hours in any emergency," said Denis Dion, national director of disaster management with the Canadian Red Cross. "Two-thirds of Canadians say they have not taken steps to prepare for a disaster."

Various organizations are predicting the end of the world December 21, with scenarios including geomagnetic reversal, collision with an interplanetary object, destruction by a supernova, and global annihilation as predicted by the Mesoamerican calendar.

"While NASA scientists assure us the world will not end on Friday, disasters can and do happen every day in Canada," adds Dion. "The Red Cross encourages Canadians to prepare for more commonplace emergencies like house fires, natural disasters and epidemics."

cont'd:

[link to www.redcross.ca]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1531577


Seems to be the official site that one.

Maybe site's been hacked yoda


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Red Cross urges Canadians to prepare for Doomsday

(Ottawa, December 19, 2012) - The Red Cross is urging Canadians to prepare for the end of the world this week. After surviving a near-miss when Halley’s Comet failed to be pulled into Earth’s orbit in 1986 as predicted, and avoiding the ruinous effects of Y2K, Earth’s inhabitants again face the prospect of a calamitous end of the world.

"The Red Cross urges Canadians to be ready to take care of themselves and their families for 72 hours in any emergency," said Denis Dion, national director of disaster management with the Canadian Red Cross. "Two-thirds of Canadians say they have not taken steps to prepare for a disaster."

Various organizations are predicting the end of the world December 21, with scenarios including geomagnetic reversal, collision with an interplanetary object, destruction by a supernova, and global annihilation as predicted by the Mesoamerican calendar.

"While NASA scientists assure us the world will not end on Friday, disasters can and do happen every day in Canada," adds Dion. "The Red Cross encourages Canadians to prepare for more commonplace emergencies like house fires, natural disasters and epidemics."

cont'd:

[link to www.redcross.ca]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1531577


Seems to be the official site that one.

Maybe site's been hacked yoda


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 Quoting: DUCM900


That's what I was thinking...but does anybody really think the Canadian Red Cross would be a target of some "trendy hackers"?

Nah...the Canadian Red Cross is fucking serious.
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Red Cross urges Canadians to prepare for Doomsday

(Ottawa, December 19, 2012) - The Red Cross is urging Canadians to prepare for the end of the world this week. After surviving a near-miss when Halley’s Comet failed to be pulled into Earth’s orbit in 1986 as predicted, and avoiding the ruinous effects of Y2K, Earth’s inhabitants again face the prospect of a calamitous end of the world.

"The Red Cross urges Canadians to be ready to take care of themselves and their families for 72 hours in any emergency," said Denis Dion, national director of disaster management with the Canadian Red Cross. "Two-thirds of Canadians say they have not taken steps to prepare for a disaster."

Various organizations are predicting the end of the world December 21, with scenarios including geomagnetic reversal, collision with an interplanetary object, destruction by a supernova, and global annihilation as predicted by the Mesoamerican calendar.

"While NASA scientists assure us the world will not end on Friday, disasters can and do happen every day in Canada," adds Dion. "The Red Cross encourages Canadians to prepare for more commonplace emergencies like house fires, natural disasters and epidemics."

cont'd:

[link to www.redcross.ca]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1531577


Seems to be the official site that one.

Maybe site's been hacked yoda


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That's what I was thinking...but does anybody really think the Canadian Red Cross would be a target of some "trendy hackers"?

Nah...the Canadian Red Cross is fucking serious.
 Quoting: Chip


so doom on the right
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72 hours= 3 days.... 3 days of darkness??? Shit just officially got WEIRD
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so doom on the right
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ahhh
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tissue
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If the world ends, then three days worth of stuff isn't going to help anything!
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^^^^^I've been going hard since October. lol
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ahhh
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cruise

Canada is, like, totally gay!

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laugh
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I am confused, why doesn't the Red Cross in the USA say this, or does it??
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Don't worry about it. We've already One-uped our Canadian brothers to the north.

C.D.C:Zombie Preparedness
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HAH! where's your zombie preparedness service announcement Canadians?
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HAH! Right back at you. You have not One-uped us. tounge

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We Canadians really have no worries about the zombies up here this time of year, they'll be frozen solid in no time. Hahaha! cool2
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I just stocked up on Twizzlers, Crispy Crunch bars, President's Choice cola and bought 2 new plastic road hockey blades in case the Canadian Tire is closed for an extended period.

I'll be ok.
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hope you picked up your diabetes med along with!!!!!!!1

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