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Canada Red Cross says prepare now for the 21st-WTF!

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/20/2012 08:31 PM
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Re: Canada Red Cross says prepare now for the 21st-WTF!
Well here in Long Island, NY we just got a call from county warning us of bad weather coming this way and to expect winds up to 60mph from 3.00am to 10.00am and to take the usual precautions due to possible falling trees etc. Only other time ever we got a warning like this was just before Sandy hit. Not saying it's alarming - but interesting nevertheless.


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WTF? You're right! From weather underground:

... Wind Advisory in effect from 4 am to 10 am EST Friday...

The National Weather Service in Upton has issued a Wind
Advisory... which is in effect from 4 am to 10 am EST Friday.

* Locations... New York City Metro area... southern Connecticut... and
Long Island.

* Hazards... strong gusty winds.

* Winds... southeast 20 to 30 mph with gusts up to 50 mph.

* Timing... winds will increase this evening... with the strongest
winds expected between 3 and 10 am Friday morning.

* Impacts... winds of this magnitude could down trees and power
lines... resulting in power outages.

Precautionary/preparedness actions...

A Wind Advisory is issued when sustained winds of 31 to 39 mph...
or gusts of 46 to 57 mph... are expected or occurring. Winds this
strong can make driving difficult... especially for high profile
vehicles. Use extra caution.
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What good is a 72 hour kit when its the F'kin end of the world?

They think we're idiots???
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12/20/2012 08:32 PM
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72 hours= 3 days.... 3 days of darkness??? Shit just officially got WEIRD
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Red Cross urges Canadians to prepare for Doomsday

(Ottawa, December 19, 2012) - The Red Cross is urging Canadians to prepare for the end of the world this week. After surviving a near-miss when Halley’s Comet failed to be pulled into Earth’s orbit in 1986 as predicted, and avoiding the ruinous effects of Y2K, Earth’s inhabitants again face the prospect of a calamitous end of the world.

[link to www.redcross.ca]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1531577

gaah

I fucking hate the media. They have destroyed the English language. There is no such thing as a near-miss. Either you miss, or you hit.

"The plane nearly hit the tall building before turning sharply."

I hate the media. Hate it!

Sorry, OP. I'm finished with my grammar nazi rant.
 Quoting: Éireann


Irregardless, you should still prepare. :D

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 Quoting: black calx

Bwahahahahah! ilaugh

Thanks for that, Blackcalx :)
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Bump!
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"The world will come to an end this December 21st so be sure to purchase our 72 hour survival kit for only $69.98. Offer good for 1 more day"
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3 days party ?

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12/20/2012 09:58 PM
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I have thrown away all my condoms, because they will be irrelevant for end of the world panic sex.

I have 1,000 rounds of 7.62 x 39 in case the Americans try to invade while we are dealing with the end of the world... but if they just want panic sex, we're good.
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I have thrown away all my condoms, because they will be irrelevant for end of the world panic sex.

I have 1,000 rounds of 7.62 x 39 in case the Americans try to invade while we are dealing with the end of the world... but if they just want panic sex, we're good.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30481553


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Doom sayers are correct. They will be doomed in less than 24 hours. We are all sick of this shit. Enough. We all will die someday, get over it.
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12/20/2012 10:15 PM
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Re: Canada Red Cross says prepare now for the 21st-WTF!
omg now the red cross too?????

my pot dealer just gave me an extra 1/2 ounce a couple hours ago

he had a bummed look on his face and said your gonna need it, happy holidays

that was weird?
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12/20/2012 10:22 PM
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Re: Canada Red Cross says prepare now for the 21st-WTF!
Crazy Canadians, gotta love our dry sense of humour.

chuckle

Especially the one about the dealer leaving an extra half.

1rof1

Even better than the Red Cross's twisted sense of ha ha to get us to always be prepared.
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12/20/2012 10:59 PM
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Re: Canada Red Cross says prepare now for the 21st-WTF!
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT by our Prime Minister scheduled for 22:00 CCT (2 hrs from now)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT by our Prime Minister scheduled for 22:00 CCT (2 hrs from now)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Link please.
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12/20/2012 11:16 PM
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We know a lot of things.... chuckle

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12/20/2012 11:26 PM
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SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT by our Prime Minister scheduled for 22:00 CCT (2 hrs from now)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29569668


Link please.
 Quoting: Nic


Yes i agree... link please.... NOW!!
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12/20/2012 11:27 PM
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Naw the only thing they have to worry about is the Idle No More movement that is sweeping the nation up there!The Indians are goingg to have a big protest all across Canada tommorrow!...Canadian F........sheep
 Quoting: Mi'Kmaq


"tommorrow, is spelled tomorrow..."


What are they protesting about?
 Quoting: Ralph--a house dog


Because the majority of Canadians are not Doomy, and Red Cross is using this Doom Date to promote emergency preparedness. Having water food and medicine ect is important to have regardless of ancient calendars.

So sit back and watch the end of the world fools there's a batch every few years....
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12/20/2012 11:34 PM
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Large chance of large earthquake in next 3 days.

Also they are saying doom can strike anywhere at anytime.
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Large chance of large earthquake in next 3 days.

Also they are saying doom can strike anywhere at anytime.
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Link?
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12/21/2012 01:11 AM
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[link to www.redcross.ca]


RED CROSS
"Various organizations are predicting the end of the world December 21, with scenarios including geomagnetic reversal, collision with an interplanetary object, destruction by a supernova, and global annihilation as predicted by the Mesoamerican calendar."

Is this a joke?
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[link to rt.com]

21 December 2012 is here: 'Apocalypse' LIVE UPDATES
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Now thats what i call fucked vol 21
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Because the majority of Canadians are not Doomy, and Red Cross is using this Doom Date to promote emergency preparedness. Having water food and medicine ect is important to have regardless of ancient calendars.

So sit back and watch the end of the world fools there's a batch every few years....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29420973


SO, the Canadian Red Cross is very serious...

How much does it cost that 3 days survival kit they are promoting because of the 21 of Dec?


:wtfmario: pennywise


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Re: Canada Red Cross says prepare now for the 21st-WTF!
Red Cross urges Canadians to prepare for Doomsday

(Ottawa, December 19, 2012) - The Red Cross is urging Canadians to prepare for the end of the world this week. After surviving a near-miss when Halley’s Comet failed to be pulled into Earth’s orbit in 1986 as predicted, and avoiding the ruinous effects of Y2K, Earth’s inhabitants again face the prospect of a calamitous end of the world.

"The Red Cross urges Canadians to be ready to take care of themselves and their families for 72 hours in any emergency," said Denis Dion, national director of disaster management with the Canadian Red Cross. "Two-thirds of Canadians say they have not taken steps to prepare for a disaster."

Various organizations are predicting the end of the world December 21, with scenarios including geomagnetic reversal, collision with an interplanetary object, destruction by a supernova, and global annihilation as predicted by the Mesoamerican calendar.

"While NASA scientists assure us the world will not end on Friday, disasters can and do happen every day in Canada," adds Dion. "The Red Cross encourages Canadians to prepare for more commonplace emergencies like house fires, natural disasters and epidemics."

cont'd:

[link to www.redcross.ca]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1531577


Seems to be the official site that one.

Maybe site's been hacked yoda


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 Quoting: DUCM900


They did delete the page now.

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