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Message Subject Canada Red Cross says prepare now for the 21st-WTF!
Poster Handle Éireann
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Red Cross urges Canadians to prepare for Doomsday

(Ottawa, December 19, 2012) - The Red Cross is urging Canadians to prepare for the end of the world this week. After surviving a near-miss when Halley’s Comet failed to be pulled into Earth’s orbit in 1986 as predicted, and avoiding the ruinous effects of Y2K, Earth’s inhabitants again face the prospect of a calamitous end of the world.

[link to www.redcross.ca]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1531577


I fucking hate the media. They have destroyed the English language. There is no such thing as a near-miss. Either you miss, or you hit.

"The plane nearly hit the tall building before turning sharply."

I hate the media. Hate it!

Sorry, OP. I'm finished with my grammar nazi rant.
 Quoting: Éireann

Irregardless, you should still prepare. :D

ufo56 hunter ufo56
 Quoting: black calx

Bwahahahahah! ilaugh

Thanks for that, Blackcalx :)
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