Masturbating aliens can just f•ck off! That's whats coming on 12/21.
I had a dream that on 1/21 millions of aliens would descend from the heavens and just, like, whip it out and start just wanking off. Well I've got news for those alens-- keep your hands OUT of the cookie jar when you reign doom on OUR little blue orb! We don't take kindly to that kind of behaviour from strangers, even if you are vapourizing us all with your rays of death.