Light Hail in New York ?!?!?!

wtf?

New York LIGHT HAIL DOOM

We got some flurries where i am at!

This MEANS something!!! Let's put out a red alert - we've got as red alert... red alert... over...

Not now, but yesterday there was this crazy thunderclap followed by about 90 seconds of heavy hail. About 2 other house rumbling thunder claps after. Hail where? In Bk, NY here.

Stay indoors!! It probably isn't hail at all!!

Ok, Ok, don;t stop me now. I have decided to go outside and inspect the conditions. Now, If I do not return in ten minutes, here are the directives:

1.. Proceed to plan c

2. Move brunch to 2pm

3. Call Mercedes, tell them Blue is better.

4. Initiate Operation Demon Rise.

5. Prepare for more hail, possibly a dreadful, wintry mix. So many unkown variables, so much ... challenge,,, must... ok- over and out.

Good Luck.

I've inspected the conditions (not really), and determined that it has stopped hailing. Red alert has been shut down. Over and out.

Roger that.
Over and out.