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A true copperhead story.

 
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12/20/2012 11:49 PM
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A true copperhead story.
When I was young, Chinese jump ropes were a big thing. One day I went to my grandparents house. I usually went to the backside entrance.

I thought my sisters left the jump rope on the steps. I was about to grab it, but my instinct to go inside and grab a few oatmeal cookies overwhelmed me. I was fat kid.

My grandma was the best baker, cook in the whole world. Got my cookies and went back to the side porch to retrieve the Chinese jump rope.

The jump rope was moving on it's own. Turns out it was a copperhead snake.

I would of been dead if i picked up that so called jump rope.

What kept me from picking it up? I was nearly inches away from doing so. Sometimes I just think something else guides us.

Still here. Thank God. Guess my gluttonous saved me! Or an Angel.
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12/21/2012 12:03 AM
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Re: A true copperhead story.
Bump for gluttony.
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12/21/2012 12:06 AM
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Re: A true copperhead story.
Bump for backside entrance.
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12/21/2012 12:11 AM
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Re: A true copperhead story.
Bump for backside entrance.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28390356


Whatever it takes. Is it not amazing I did not grab a venomous snake and charged straight to the cookie jar? She made the best oatmeal raisins cookies on the face of the planet.
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12/21/2012 12:15 AM
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Re: A true copperhead story.
Bump for oatmeal cookies.....
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12/21/2012 12:17 AM
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Bump for oatmeal cookies.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11012566


Exactly. Damn, she was the baker.
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12/21/2012 12:18 AM
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Re: A true copperhead story.
Bump for snake grabbing.
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12/21/2012 12:18 AM
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Bump for backside entrance.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28390356


Whatever it takes. Is it not amazing I did not grab a venomous snake and charged straight to the cookie jar? She made the best oatmeal raisins cookies on the face of the planet.
 Quoting: PokerFace


I was about 10 at the time. Now, I'm ancient. At least to most of you under 45.
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Re: A true copperhead story.
Bump for snake grabbing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28390356


Oh no, where I grew up I made sausage out of snakes on our little farm with our tractors. It was kind of sickening. But there were so many of them. Could made an Aussie proud from what I hear.
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12/21/2012 12:22 AM
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Bump for sausages!
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12/21/2012 12:22 AM
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Bump for snake grabbing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28390356


I know Ireland has no snakes. What about the rest of the British Isles?
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12/21/2012 12:23 AM

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I know what you've been doing...
I know why you hardly sleep...why you live alone...
and why night after night you sit at your computer...
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12/21/2012 12:25 AM
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Bump for snake grabbing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28390356


I know Ireland has no snakes. What about the rest of the British Isles?
 Quoting: PokerFace


Yes we have some pretty big snakes here
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12/21/2012 12:26 AM
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Bump for snake grabbing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28390356


I know Ireland has no snakes. What about the rest of the British Isles?
 Quoting: PokerFace


Yes we have some pretty big snakes here
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28390356


Types? Non human.
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12/21/2012 12:28 AM
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Bump for snake grabbing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28390356


I know Ireland has no snakes. What about the rest of the British Isles?
 Quoting: PokerFace


Yes we have some pretty big snakes here
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28390356


Types? Non human.
 Quoting: PokerFace

You mean you have human snakes there?
WWIII is Upon US

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12/21/2012 12:29 AM
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Dead from a copperhead bite?? .. bwahahahaa
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12/21/2012 12:31 AM
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I know Ireland has no snakes. What about the rest of the British Isles?
 Quoting: PokerFace


Yes we have some pretty big snakes here
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28390356


Types? Non human.
 Quoting: PokerFace

You mean you have human snakes there?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28390356


Human snakes are apparently everywhere. Take hold of Pierce Morgellons.
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12/21/2012 12:31 AM
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tard
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12/21/2012 12:33 AM
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Aren't you Brits to be asleep at this hour. My your pubs stay open late.
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12/21/2012 12:34 AM
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Dead from a copperhead bite?? .. bwahahahaa
 Quoting: WWIII is Upon US


Really, they don't kill? You know how hard it is to get a vaccine to cure anyone who has been bitten?
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12/21/2012 12:36 AM
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Re: A true copperhead story.
Anyways, love you Brits, your just a bit off key. Probably sleepy from your late night pints.

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