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ATTENTION ALL EARTHLINGS - WE ARE APPROACHING YOUR ORBIT - INSIDE IS YOUR EVAC BOARDING CODE

 
BRASH IL.
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ATTENTION ALL EARTHLINGS - WE ARE APPROACHING YOUR ORBIT - INSIDE IS YOUR EVAC BOARDING CODE
GREETINGS EARTHLINGS YOUR TIME HAS COME FOR SAFE PASSAGE AWAY FROM IMMINENT SOLAR DANGER.

TO ACQUIRE AN EVACUATION CODE, PLEASE SOLVE THE PROBLEM.

YOUR PROBLEM:
1 3 2 5 HAT
5 2 3 1

YOUR EVAC CODE IS THIRTY-FOUR CHARACTERS IN LENGTH AND THE ANSWER TO THE ABOVE PROBLEM. YOU HAVE UNTIL 6:11 AM EST TO SOLVE THE RIDDLE. IT IS OK TO SHARE THE ANSWER WITH WHOMEVER YOU CHOOSE.

I WISH YOU SAFE PASSAGE AND A SWIFT BOARDING EXPERIENCE. WE HAVE MUCH IMPROVED BOARDING EFFICIENCY OVER THE LAST EVACUATION FROM EARTH.

PLEASE LEAVE BEHIND ANY PLANT AND ANIMAL LIFE. OUR SHIP'S HYBRID S.S.T. ECOSYSTEM HAS EXPERIENCE INSTABILITY DUE TO THEIR PRESENCE IN THE PAST. WE HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND. WE CAN CLONE THEM FROM A HAIR SAMPLE OR CUTTING IF YOU WISH.

SALUTATIONS
BRASH IL.
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dudesagan

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:dudesagan:

lol
 Quoting: Astral Goat


I WOULD SUGGEST ASKING QUESTIONS IF YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE PROBLEM. WE WILL NOT FORCE YOU TO BOARD OUR EVACUATION SHIP. WE ARE VERY CLOSE. BOARDING WILL BEGIN AT APPROXIMATELY 5:11 EST AND WILL LAST FOR ONE HOUR. PLEASE GO OUTSIDE AT THAT TIME.
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Ok, I'll be there, but what about my dog?

Do I have to kill it now?
[link to nextgenfmradio.com] All night dance party yeah!

I don't have a "you can't do this" voice in my head. -Yanni
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Ok, I'll be there, but what about my dog?

Do I have to kill it now?
 Quoting: Astral Goat


PLEASE NEVER KILL LIFEFORMS. YOU WILL SIMPLY BE LEAVING THE DOG BEHIND. PLUCK A SINGLE HAIR AND ENCLOSE THIS HAIR IN A BAG AND WE WILL CLONE THE DOG ON OUR HOME PLANET WHEN WE ARRIVE.
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12/21/2012 01:52 AM
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an you give a hint to the problem? what is it related to? vectors? longitude and latitude?
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YOUR PROBLEM:
1 3 2 5 HAT
5 2 3 1


 Quoting: BRASH IL. 1420811



1+3+2+5= 11
5+2+3+1= 11

a1 b2 c3 d4 e5 f6 g7 h8 i9
j1 k2 l3 m4 n5 o6 p7 q8 r9
s1 t2 u3 v4 w5 x6 y7 z8

H8+A1+T2=11

1+1+1+1+1+1=6

So it's either 11 or 6.
Both are Illuminati numbers.
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Sorry, the dog, three cats and two tomato plants make the trip or I fry. I will bring the litter box if needed. It is also much improved since your last rescue. kitty


My sources say 6.
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an you give a hint to the problem? what is it related to? vectors? longitude and latitude?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25998001


COLORS
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YOUR PROBLEM:
1 3 2 5 HAT
5 2 3 1


 Quoting: BRASH IL. 1420811



1+3+2+5= 11
5+2+3+1= 11

a1 b2 c3 d4 e5 f6 g7 h8 i9
j1 k2 l3 m4 n5 o6 p7 q8 r9
s1 t2 u3 v4 w5 x6 y7 z8

H8+A1+T2=11

1+1+1+1+1+1=6

So it's either 11 or 6.
Both are Illuminati numbers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29146038


YOUR EVAC CODE IS THIRTY-FOUR CHARACTERS IN LENGTH
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an you give a hint to the problem? what is it related to? vectors? longitude and latitude?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25998001


COLORS
 Quoting: BRASH IL. 1420811


eat a dick

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All the colors of the rainbow?
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damm i missed the ship haha
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?
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you don't want on that fuqtards ship
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bonghit
 Quoting: StarMan75


MY RACE INGESTS CANNABIS HOURLY TO MAINTAIN ADEQUATE BRAIN FUNCTION. WE WILL HELP YOU REACH THIS LEVEL ABOARD THE SHIP WITH US.

IT ALSO HELPS US STAY CALM ON AN INTERGALACTIC SPACE SHIP.
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 Quoting: StarMan75


MY RACE INGESTS CANNABIS HOURLY TO MAINTAIN ADEQUATE BRAIN FUNCTION. WE WILL HELP YOU REACH THIS LEVEL ABOARD THE SHIP WITH US.

IT ALSO HELPS US STAY CALM ON AN INTERGALACTIC SPACE SHIP.

 Quoting: BRASH IL. 1420811


You ingest feces. Don't lie. Your color code is BS.
!!(@_A8a-W(W+-28321-438772001=465423722301*&*&**!

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damm i missed the ship haha
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25085721


WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO EVACUATION FROM AUSTRALIA DUE TO THE RECENT DECISION BY YOUR SECRET GOVERNMENT. WE APOLOGIZE.
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redbluegreenyellowpurpleorangepink
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PINK WHITE BROWN BLACK
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[link to upload.wikimedia.org]



e^78109

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 Quoting: forgetmenot


THE CODE SHOULD BE EVEN MORE FAMILIAR TO YOU. IT SHOULD BE MUSIC TO YOUR 3RD EARS
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 Quoting: Perseus7


YOU ARE VERY ADEPT AT POSTING LINKS TO IMAGES ON YOUR INTERNET. GOOD JOB. WE HAVE COOKIES ABOARD THE SHIP. ENTERING YOUR ATMOSPHERE NOW.
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redbluegreenyellowpurpleorangepink
 Quoting: forgetmenot


THE CODE SHOULD BE EVEN MORE FAMILIAR TO YOU. IT SHOULD BE MUSIC TO YOUR 3RD EARS
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14%2%08%11




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 Quoting: StarMan75


MY RACE INGESTS CANNABIS HOURLY TO MAINTAIN ADEQUATE BRAIN FUNCTION. WE WILL HELP YOU REACH THIS LEVEL ABOARD THE SHIP WITH US.

IT ALSO HELPS US STAY CALM ON AN INTERGALACTIC SPACE SHIP.

 Quoting: BRASH IL. 1420811


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ROMULAN WITH A PLASMA TORCH AND ARGON COOLING TANK IS MY FAVORITE SMOKE. THE CAPTAIN IS RELUCTANT TO LET ME PLOT A COURSE WHEN I PARTAKE HOWEVER. I OCCASIONALLY RE-PLOT OUR COURSE FOR PLANET 444.20 IN THE NARA GALAXY BECAUSE I LIKE THE NUMBER.

I DIGRESS. LANDING NOW.
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OP, I have to go to bed though.

If I go to sleep, is there a way for you to teleport me by entering my sub-conscious dream state?
[link to nextgenfmradio.com] All night dance party yeah!

I don't have a "you can't do this" voice in my head. -Yanni
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5231 TAH
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OP, I have to go to bed though.

If I go to sleep, is there a way for you to teleport me by entering my sub-conscious dream state?
 Quoting: Astral Goat


YOU NEED TO BE OUTSIDE YOUR HOME AT 6:11 LOOKING AT THE SKY.

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