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ATTENTION ALL EARTHLINGS - WE ARE APPROACHING YOUR ORBIT - INSIDE IS YOUR EVAC BOARDING CODE |
BRASH IL.
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12/21/2012 01:42 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | ATTENTION ALL EARTHLINGS - WE ARE APPROACHING YOUR ORBIT - INSIDE IS YOUR EVAC BOARDING CODE GREETINGS EARTHLINGS YOUR TIME HAS COME FOR SAFE PASSAGE AWAY FROM IMMINENT SOLAR DANGER.
TO ACQUIRE AN EVACUATION CODE, PLEASE SOLVE THE PROBLEM.
YOUR PROBLEM:
1 3 2 5 HAT
5 2 3 1
YOUR EVAC CODE IS THIRTY-FOUR CHARACTERS IN LENGTH AND THE ANSWER TO THE ABOVE PROBLEM. YOU HAVE UNTIL 6:11 AM EST TO SOLVE THE RIDDLE. IT IS OK TO SHARE THE ANSWER WITH WHOMEVER YOU CHOOSE.
I WISH YOU SAFE PASSAGE AND A SWIFT BOARDING EXPERIENCE. WE HAVE MUCH IMPROVED BOARDING EFFICIENCY OVER THE LAST EVACUATION FROM EARTH.
PLEASE LEAVE BEHIND ANY PLANT AND ANIMAL LIFE. OUR SHIP'S HYBRID S.S.T. ECOSYSTEM HAS EXPERIENCE INSTABILITY DUE TO THEIR PRESENCE IN THE PAST. WE HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND. WE CAN CLONE THEM FROM A HAIR SAMPLE OR CUTTING IF YOU WISH.
SALUTATIONS
BRASH IL. |
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Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2012 01:43 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: ATTENTION ALL EARTHLINGS - WE ARE APPROACHING YOUR ORBIT - INSIDE IS YOUR EVAC BOARDING CODE :dudesagan:
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BRASH IL. (OP)
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12/21/2012 01:47 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: ATTENTION ALL EARTHLINGS - WE ARE APPROACHING YOUR ORBIT - INSIDE IS YOUR EVAC BOARDING CODE :dudesagan:
lol
Quoting: Astral Goat
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Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2012 01:49 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: ATTENTION ALL EARTHLINGS - WE ARE APPROACHING YOUR ORBIT - INSIDE IS YOUR EVAC BOARDING CODE Ok, I'll be there, but what about my dog?
Do I have to kill it now? |
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/21/2012 01:50 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: ATTENTION ALL EARTHLINGS - WE ARE APPROACHING YOUR ORBIT - INSIDE IS YOUR EVAC BOARDING CODE Ok, I'll be there, but what about my dog?
Do I have to kill it now?
Quoting: Astral Goat PLEASE NEVER KILL LIFEFORMS. YOU WILL SIMPLY BE LEAVING THE DOG BEHIND. PLUCK A SINGLE HAIR AND ENCLOSE THIS HAIR IN A BAG AND WE WILL CLONE THE DOG ON OUR HOME PLANET WHEN WE ARRIVE. |
Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2012 01:52 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: ATTENTION ALL EARTHLINGS - WE ARE APPROACHING YOUR ORBIT - INSIDE IS YOUR EVAC BOARDING CODE an you give a hint to the problem? what is it related to? vectors? longitude and latitude? |
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Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2012 01:54 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: ATTENTION ALL EARTHLINGS - WE ARE APPROACHING YOUR ORBIT - INSIDE IS YOUR EVAC BOARDING CODE YOUR PROBLEM:
1 3 2 5 HAT
5 2 3 1
Quoting: BRASH IL. 1420811 1+3+2+5= 11 5+2+3+1= 11 a1 b2 c3 d4 e5 f6 g7 h8 i9 j1 k2 l3 m4 n5 o6 p7 q8 r9 s1 t2 u3 v4 w5 x6 y7 z8 H8+A1+T2=11 1+1+1+1+1+1=6 So it's either 11 or 6. Both are Illuminati numbers. |
Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2012 01:54 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: ATTENTION ALL EARTHLINGS - WE ARE APPROACHING YOUR ORBIT - INSIDE IS YOUR EVAC BOARDING CODE Sorry, the dog, three cats and two tomato plants make the trip or I fry. I will bring the litter box if needed. It is also much improved since your last rescue.  My sources say 6. |
BRASH IL. (OP)
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12/21/2012 01:54 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: ATTENTION ALL EARTHLINGS - WE ARE APPROACHING YOUR ORBIT - INSIDE IS YOUR EVAC BOARDING CODE an you give a hint to the problem? what is it related to? vectors? longitude and latitude?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25998001 |
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12/21/2012 01:55 AM
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12/21/2012 01:55 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: ATTENTION ALL EARTHLINGS - WE ARE APPROACHING YOUR ORBIT - INSIDE IS YOUR EVAC BOARDING CODE
YOUR PROBLEM:
1 3 2 5 HAT
5 2 3 1
Quoting: BRASH IL. 1420811 1+3+2+5= 11 5+2+3+1= 11 a1 b2 c3 d4 e5 f6 g7 h8 i9 j1 k2 l3 m4 n5 o6 p7 q8 r9 s1 t2 u3 v4 w5 x6 y7 z8 H8+A1+T2=11 1+1+1+1+1+1=6 So it's either 11 or 6. Both are Illuminati numbers. YOUR EVAC CODE IS THIRTY-FOUR CHARACTERS IN LENGTH |
StarMan75
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12/21/2012 01:57 AM
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Perseus7
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12/21/2012 01:57 AM
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Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25998001 eat a dick Last Edited by <%)oM34PrIm|(%>< on 12/21/2012 01:58 AM1s 2s 2p 3s 3p 4s 3d 4p 5s 4d 5p 6s 4f 5d 6p 7s 5f 6d 7p |
forgetmenot
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12/21/2012 01:58 AM
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Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2012 01:58 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: ATTENTION ALL EARTHLINGS - WE ARE APPROACHING YOUR ORBIT - INSIDE IS YOUR EVAC BOARDING CODE damm i missed the ship haha |
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12/21/2012 01:59 AM
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Perseus7
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12/21/2012 01:59 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: ATTENTION ALL EARTHLINGS - WE ARE APPROACHING YOUR ORBIT - INSIDE IS YOUR EVAC BOARDING CODE you don't want on that fuqtards ship 1s 2s 2p 3s 3p 4s 3d 4p 5s 4d 5p 6s 4f 5d 6p 7s 5f 6d 7p |
BRASH IL. (OP)
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12/21/2012 01:59 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: ATTENTION ALL EARTHLINGS - WE ARE APPROACHING YOUR ORBIT - INSIDE IS YOUR EVAC BOARDING CODE MY RACE INGESTS CANNABIS HOURLY TO MAINTAIN ADEQUATE BRAIN FUNCTION. WE WILL HELP YOU REACH THIS LEVEL ABOARD THE SHIP WITH US.
IT ALSO HELPS US STAY CALM ON AN INTERGALACTIC SPACE SHIP. |
Perseus7
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12/21/2012 02:00 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: ATTENTION ALL EARTHLINGS - WE ARE APPROACHING YOUR ORBIT - INSIDE IS YOUR EVAC BOARDING CODE MY RACE INGESTS CANNABIS HOURLY TO MAINTAIN ADEQUATE BRAIN FUNCTION. WE WILL HELP YOU REACH THIS LEVEL ABOARD THE SHIP WITH US.
IT ALSO HELPS US STAY CALM ON AN INTERGALACTIC SPACE SHIP. Quoting: BRASH IL. 1420811 You ingest feces. Don't lie. Your color code is BS. !!(@_A8a-W(W+-28321-438772001=465423722301*&*&**! Last Edited by <%)oM34PrIm|(%>< on 12/21/2012 02:00 AM1s 2s 2p 3s 3p 4s 3d 4p 5s 4d 5p 6s 4f 5d 6p 7s 5f 6d 7p |
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/21/2012 02:01 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: ATTENTION ALL EARTHLINGS - WE ARE APPROACHING YOUR ORBIT - INSIDE IS YOUR EVAC BOARDING CODE damm i missed the ship haha
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25085721 WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO EVACUATION FROM AUSTRALIA DUE TO THE RECENT DECISION BY YOUR SECRET GOVERNMENT. WE APOLOGIZE. |
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12/21/2012 02:01 AM
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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/21/2012 02:01 AM
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Perseus7
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12/21/2012 02:02 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: ATTENTION ALL EARTHLINGS - WE ARE APPROACHING YOUR ORBIT - INSIDE IS YOUR EVAC BOARDING CODE [ link to upload.wikimedia.org] e^78109 Last Edited by <%)oM34PrIm|(%>< on 12/21/2012 02:03 AM1s 2s 2p 3s 3p 4s 3d 4p 5s 4d 5p 6s 4f 5d 6p 7s 5f 6d 7p |
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/21/2012 02:03 AM
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Quoting: forgetmenot THE CODE SHOULD BE EVEN MORE FAMILIAR TO YOU. IT SHOULD BE MUSIC TO YOUR 3RD EARS |
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/21/2012 02:04 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: ATTENTION ALL EARTHLINGS - WE ARE APPROACHING YOUR ORBIT - INSIDE IS YOUR EVAC BOARDING CODE YOU ARE VERY ADEPT AT POSTING LINKS TO IMAGES ON YOUR INTERNET. GOOD JOB. WE HAVE COOKIES ABOARD THE SHIP. ENTERING YOUR ATMOSPHERE NOW. |
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12/21/2012 02:05 AM
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redbluegreenyellowpurpleorangepink
Quoting: forgetmenot THE CODE SHOULD BE EVEN MORE FAMILIAR TO YOU. IT SHOULD BE MUSIC TO YOUR 3RD EARS @!~+_)!++~_)&))(*!&!&!&!) Last Edited by <%)oM34PrIm|(%>< on 12/21/2012 02:05 AM1s 2s 2p 3s 3p 4s 3d 4p 5s 4d 5p 6s 4f 5d 6p 7s 5f 6d 7p |
StarMan75
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12/21/2012 02:05 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: ATTENTION ALL EARTHLINGS - WE ARE APPROACHING YOUR ORBIT - INSIDE IS YOUR EVAC BOARDING CODE MY RACE INGESTS CANNABIS HOURLY TO MAINTAIN ADEQUATE BRAIN FUNCTION. WE WILL HELP YOU REACH THIS LEVEL ABOARD THE SHIP WITH US.
IT ALSO HELPS US STAY CALM ON AN INTERGALACTIC SPACE SHIP. Quoting: BRASH IL. 1420811    Light Speed |
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/21/2012 02:09 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: ATTENTION ALL EARTHLINGS - WE ARE APPROACHING YOUR ORBIT - INSIDE IS YOUR EVAC BOARDING CODE ROMULAN WITH A PLASMA TORCH AND ARGON COOLING TANK IS MY FAVORITE SMOKE. THE CAPTAIN IS RELUCTANT TO LET ME PLOT A COURSE WHEN I PARTAKE HOWEVER. I OCCASIONALLY RE-PLOT OUR COURSE FOR PLANET 444.20 IN THE NARA GALAXY BECAUSE I LIKE THE NUMBER.
I DIGRESS. LANDING NOW. |
Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2012 02:09 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: ATTENTION ALL EARTHLINGS - WE ARE APPROACHING YOUR ORBIT - INSIDE IS YOUR EVAC BOARDING CODE OP, I have to go to bed though.
If I go to sleep, is there a way for you to teleport me by entering my sub-conscious dream state? |
Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2012 02:11 AM
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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/21/2012 02:13 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: ATTENTION ALL EARTHLINGS - WE ARE APPROACHING YOUR ORBIT - INSIDE IS YOUR EVAC BOARDING CODE OP, I have to go to bed though.
If I go to sleep, is there a way for you to teleport me by entering my sub-conscious dream state?
Quoting: Astral Goat YOU NEED TO BE OUTSIDE YOUR HOME AT 6:11 LOOKING AT THE SKY. |
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