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98% PROBABILITY OF 2KM ASTEROID IMPACT...AUG 06?!?!?!
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mr B
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2/8/2006 12:01 AM
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I posted this at STA, but I thought some of the researchers here might be able to help too.
peace
mrB
Greetings all :)
I got this info via email from the Survive PX Yahoo Group...Thanks Bob.
My first instinct was to check the NASA orbit diagrams...
[link to neo.jpl.nasa.gov]
Nothing there...but if I were the PTB, I would remove any/all referense as to avoid panic from the sheeple.
However, a Google of "Asteroid Alh2804-c" revealed 459 results... in German.
Picking the first result, and hitting the "translate this page" button...revealed this-
"Asteroid on collision course with earth"
"D it to 18.12.2004 discovered Asteroid the Alh2804-c as "category 2" classified as "Beinahecrash", since he comes on his erring course by internal sun nsystem of the earth very close and in approximately 100,000 km distance these should pass.
Newest computations show however that the course changed in the letzen months easily and the Asteroiden still more near to the earth will bring. According to estimations of the astronomers of the kit peak Observatory a 98%ige probability exists that the Asteroid collides in August 2006 with the earth.
D it Asteroid Alh2804-c possesses a diameter of 2km and as "global a killer" is classified. If it should hit on country, it will release a global climatic disaster. If he falls into the sea, he will release world-wide enormous Tsunamis, against which the Tsunami of Southeast Asia was only a light wave. The wave combs would probably reach a height of 100m and would move many hundred kilometers in the interior whereby them everything in their way to destroy.
N ASP , ESA and the Russian space agency have to advise-strike now a conference of urgency called up over, which could be undertaken against the Asteroiden.
NASA possesses concepts for such emergency and these concepts according to information of a speaker already longer will now be discussed.
N och is unclear, to link where the Asteroid will hit and it feverful searched for a solution around the Asteroiden of its course. The space shuttle fleet is to play thereby a large role, such a speaker of NASA .
A lle large telescopes world-wide pursue at present the Asteroiden and measure its course constantly again."
GERMAN LINK FROM GOOGLE
[link to www.wissen-news.de]
TRANSLATED LINK FROM GOOGLE
[link to 64.233.179.104]
There you have it...for what it's worth.
This just might be worth keeping an eye on, though there's not a whole heckofalot that could be done except mabey to be on vacation, high in the mountains, in August...and hope it doesn't hit yer neck of the woods.
Looks like another date to mark on the Apocalypse Disaster Calendar!
peace
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Anonymous Coward
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2/8/2006 12:02 AM | | Re: 98% PROBABILITY OF 2KM ASTEROID IMPACT...AUG 06?!?!?! | Quote |
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Halcyon Dayz
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2/8/2006 12:06 AM
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100% bull.
An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it. - Don Marquis
To defy the authority of empirical evidence is to disqualify oneself as someone worthy of critical engagement in a dialogue. - Tenzin Gyatso
Entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem - William of Ockham
The truth maybe out there, but lies are inside your head - Terry Pratchett
HALCYON DAYS STOP BEING A DIPSHIT ALL YOUR LIFE YOU MORON - Anonymous Coward |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 71053
2/8/2006 12:07 AM | | Re: 98% PROBABILITY OF 2KM ASTEROID IMPACT...AUG 06?!?!?! | Quote |
No link, you stink, Halcyon Dayz. |
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b, nli
User ID: 6490
2/8/2006 12:08 AM | | Re: 98% PROBABILITY OF 2KM ASTEROID IMPACT...AUG 06?!?!?! | Quote |
Is this head on do you have a trajectory? |
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10-4,.. over and out
User ID: 36948
2/8/2006 12:09 AM | | Re: 98% PROBABILITY OF 2KM ASTEROID IMPACT...AUG 06?!?!?! | Quote |
Were all not supposed to get wiped out until 2012. After the PX hoax, I have a very hard time believing all the doom and happy_bunnyredictions. Sometimes I believe that we should all bury our heads in the sand,...get rid of the internet, T.V. and radio...prolly be a lot happier. Being informed of some impending doom will only cause anxiety.
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Anonymous Coward
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2/8/2006 12:11 AM | |
Anonymous Coward
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2/8/2006 12:14 AM | | Re: 98% PROBABILITY OF 2KM ASTEROID IMPACT...AUG 06?!?!?! | Quote |
All changing - approach comet first around 2950 of the earth. Do visitors of my websites ask whether the danger of an impact not exists also already in August 2006? According to Nostradamus, the death of the Apocalypse flies past once again at the earth. Background: [link to www.wissen-news.de] >> the Asteroid ALH2804-C discovered at the 18.12.2004 was classified as a "category 2" as a "Beinahecrash" because it very nearly comes on its crazy train by the internal solar system of the earth and should happen to this in about 100,000 km distances. Newest calculations show however that the train easily changed in the letzen months and will bring up the Asteroiden yet more closely at the earth. After estimations of the astronomer of the Kit-Peak-Observatory exists a 98% ige probability that the Asteroid collides in August 2006 with the earth. < <Nostradamus mentions the Saturn in the lion at the 13.Februar. This would be in the year 2006 the case. At this time planets form a cross. About for the year 2071, the sky scratch becomes or fright rulers announced, who will initiate then the actual catastrophe in 1000 years. |
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Starless
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2/8/2006 12:14 AM
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Global war as distraction at the same time... |
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b, nli
User ID: 6490
2/8/2006 12:16 AM | | Re: 98% PROBABILITY OF 2KM ASTEROID IMPACT...AUG 06?!?!?! | Quote |
Yep, they can intercept this, if they want? |
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mr B
User ID: 69757 (OP)
2/8/2006 12:20 AM | | Re: 98% PROBABILITY OF 2KM ASTEROID IMPACT...AUG 06?!?!?! | Quote |
6490- I don't know any more than I posted.
I checked the NASA orbit diagram, there's no mention...it is small enough that a Nuke could alter it's trajectory...too abd all the Nukes are pointed at Earth
35823 - I had the same thought
peace
mrB |
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Anonymous Coward
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2/8/2006 12:25 AM | | Re: 98% PROBABILITY OF 2KM ASTEROID IMPACT...AUG 06?!?!?! | Quote |
I posted this at STA, but I thought some of the researchers here might be able to help too.
peace
mrB
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What is STA? |
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mr B
User ID: 69757 (OP)
2/8/2006 12:26 AM | | Re: 98% PROBABILITY OF 2KM ASTEROID IMPACT...AUG 06?!?!?! | Quote |
71098 -www.sluty_whore.com
peace
mrB |
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mr B
User ID: 69757 (OP)
2/8/2006 12:27 AM | | Re: 98% PROBABILITY OF 2KM ASTEROID IMPACT...AUG 06?!?!?! | Quote |
71098 - i guess the owners of this site have a beef with sluty_whore |
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mr B
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2/8/2006 12:27 AM | | Re: 98% PROBABILITY OF 2KM ASTEROID IMPACT...AUG 06?!?!?! | Quote |
71098 -Surfing |
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mrB
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2/8/2006 12:27 AM | | Re: 98% PROBABILITY OF 2KM ASTEROID IMPACT...AUG 06?!?!?! | Quote |
71098 -The |
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mrB
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2/8/2006 12:27 AM | | Re: 98% PROBABILITY OF 2KM ASTEROID IMPACT...AUG 06?!?!?! | Quote |
71098 - Apocalypse |
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mrB
User ID: 69757 (OP)
2/8/2006 12:30 AM | | Re: 98% PROBABILITY OF 2KM ASTEROID IMPACT...AUG 06?!?!?! | Quote |
My...how unbelievable PETY...the owners of this site must be INCREDIBLY infantile and have some deep seeded emotional complexes.
mrB |
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Anonymous Coward
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2/8/2006 12:39 AM | | Re: 98% PROBABILITY OF 2KM ASTEROID IMPACT...AUG 06?!?!?! | Quote |
Man, this would make a great movie. Somebody in Hollywood should create a movie about this scenario.
Doooohhhhh!!!
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1654
2/8/2006 12:43 AM | | Re: 98% PROBABILITY OF 2KM ASTEROID IMPACT...AUG 06?!?!?! | Quote |
STA website is down! |
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mrB
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2/8/2006 12:44 AM | | Re: 98% PROBABILITY OF 2KM ASTEROID IMPACT...AUG 06?!?!?! | Quote |
1654 - NO it isn't...I'm on it in another window.
Perhaps you are at .com instead of .net |
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Anonymous Coward
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2/8/2006 12:46 AM | | Re: 98% PROBABILITY OF 2KM ASTEROID IMPACT...AUG 06?!?!?! | Quote |
I wish it were true. But unfortunately, this "story" was an April fool's joke posted on wissen-news.de on April 1, 2004. |
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Anonymous Coward
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2/8/2006 12:48 AM | | Re: 98% PROBABILITY OF 2KM ASTEROID IMPACT...AUG 06?!?!?! | Quote |
Wow!
All data including position needs to be verified...
Pin this thread!
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Anonymous Coward
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2/8/2006 12:51 AM | |
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 71098
2/8/2006 1:00 AM | | Re: 98% PROBABILITY OF 2KM ASTEROID IMPACT...AUG 06?!?!?! | Quote |
Where does it say it is an april fools joke? |
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Halcyon Dayz
User ID: 65716
2/8/2006 1:06 AM
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It says so right here. > [link to www.nostradamus-dimde.de] (Couple of pages down)
And it's from last year too. Tushtush.
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13-07-05/ Richtigstellung zur Meldung Asteroid
Hier eine Stellungnahme vom Seitenbetreiber:
Hallo bitte nicht jeden Aprilscherz ernst nehmen.
Da scheinbar eine Menge Leute durch diesen Beitrag verunsichert wurden, will ich hier doch nochmal deutlich sagen, dass es sich dabei um einen Aprilscherz zum 1.4. handelte. Es gibt keinen Asteroiden ALH2804-C, zumindest keinen, der nicht schon aufgeschlagen wäre, und es ist auch 2006 kein Global Killer auf Kollisionskurs mit der Erde (zumindest keiner, den ich kennen würde). Also keine Panik Leute, der nächste Global Killer kommt, das ist so sicher wie das Amen in der Kirche, aber bis dahin haben wir noch ein paar Sommer zu genießen ;) Viele Grüße Oliver Wieland Redaktion www.wissen-news.de
Anmerkung: Wenn ich Ihre Site aufrufe und diese Meldung unter dem Tagesdatum 13.7.05 erscheint, dann ist vom 1.April weit und breit nichts zu sehen. Erst nach einer Anzahl von Werbung taucht ganz unten eine Datumsangabe 1.4. auf, die nicht mehr im Zusammenhang mit dem Artikel zu erkennen ist. Ganz offensichtlich ist die Site von der Redaktion absichtlich so gestaltet worden, dass sie auch nach dem 1.4. Aufmerksamkeit erregt und man sich mit dem ersten April herausreden kann. Tolles Marketing aber schlecht für das Image wissen-news zu transportieren.
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An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it. - Don Marquis
To defy the authority of empirical evidence is to disqualify oneself as someone worthy of critical engagement in a dialogue. - Tenzin Gyatso
Entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem - William of Ockham
The truth maybe out there, but lies are inside your head - Terry Pratchett
HALCYON DAYS STOP BEING A DIPSHIT ALL YOUR LIFE YOU MORON - Anonymous Coward |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1654
2/8/2006 1:08 AM | | Re: 98% PROBABILITY OF 2KM ASTEROID IMPACT...AUG 06?!?!?! | Quote |
maybe they don't want it to get out  |
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Anonymous Coward
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2/8/2006 2:25 AM | | Re: 98% PROBABILITY OF 2KM ASTEROID IMPACT...AUG 06?!?!?! | Quote |
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anubis
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2/8/2006 2:40 AM | | Re: 98% PROBABILITY OF 2KM ASTEROID IMPACT...AUG 06?!?!?! | Quote |
13-07-05/ rectification for message Asteroid
Here a statement of the side operator:
Hello please each April joke seriously do not take.
Since apparently a quantity people was disconcerted by this contribution, I want to say here nevertheless again clearly that it acted thereby around a April joke to 1.4.. There is no Asteroiden ALH2804-C, at least none, which would be not already broken open, and it is not also 2006 global killers on collision course with the earth (at least none, which I would know). Thus no panic of people, which next global killers comes, that is as safe as the Amen in the church, but up to then we still another few summer have to enjoy;) Many greetings olive how/as countries editorship www.wissen news.de
Note: If I call your Site and this message under the current date 13.7.05 appears, then broadly nothing is to see from the 1.April far and. Only after a number of advertisement completely down a date 1.4. emerges, which is not to be recognized no more in connection with the article. The Site was arranged completely obvious intentionally in such a way by the editorship that her also after that 1.4. Attention excited and one with first April to out-talk itself can. To transport mad marketing however badly for the image knowing news. |
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anubis
User ID: 68489
2/8/2006 2:42 AM | | Re: 98% PROBABILITY OF 2KM ASTEROID IMPACT...AUG 06?!?!?! | Quote |
but....
we needn't let the conspiracy get away, perhaps he was COERCED into publishing the retraction / admission that it was a joke?
Maybe it wasn't and he got TOO CLOSE. |
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Anonymous Coward
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2/8/2006 2:56 AM | | Re: 98% PROBABILITY OF 2KM ASTEROID IMPACT...AUG 06?!?!?! | Quote |
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