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BREAKING!!!! NUCLEAR MISSILES DETECTED ON NORAD SYSTEMS

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2012 07:01 AM
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I JUST GOT A CALL FROM THE CITY COUNCIL.... I HAVE TO REPORT IN 15 MINUTES TO THE DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE FOR MY GOV'T ISSUE..... THE DRAFT IS BEGINNING.... I HAVE TO BRING MY SOCIAL SECURITY CARD AND THEY WILL BE TAKING STOOL SAMPLES.... AFTER THAT I WILL BE ASSIGNED TO A DIVISION..... THEY SAID WE WILL BE DEFENDING THE CHINESE INVASION AND ALSO FIGHTING A RUSSIOAN DIVISION DUE TO MAKE LANDFALL IN OHIO IN 2 HOURS
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18595940


dude, the Russkies are already here
in Colorado

and those Chinese just cooked my
dinner at the Golden Dragon last night.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3117354


ohyeah
Bush Master
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12/21/2012 07:11 AM

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Joke if you want about the Russians but I say two t72 tanks on low boys heading north on i65 yesterday. Got some pics too. Very weird
Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead!
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12/21/2012 07:23 AM
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12/21/2012 07:25 AM

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Should I bring the tomato plants in like my uncle said too or leave them outside ?hidingbanana2
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/21/2012 07:33 AM
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Should I bring the tomato plants in like my uncle said too or leave them outside ?hidingbanana2
 Quoting: McHammered


mash them up into a paste and eat them with bruschetta. what? we died today...


you are a dream now and ever

plane kite hits steel.
j994k

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12/21/2012 07:34 AM

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CrAzy. My uncle said you are full of crap.
That is all...
Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2012 07:38 AM
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Joke if you want about the Russians but I say two t72 tanks on low boys heading north on i65 yesterday. Got some pics too. Very weird
 Quoting: Bush Master


dude
you can't even buy spare parts
for 72's anymore. That's Soviet Era
Cold War leftovers. They have leaky
fuel tanks to boot. could go boom
at any time.
Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2012 07:40 AM
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Joke if you want about the Russians but I say two t72 tanks on low boys heading north on i65 yesterday. Got some pics too. Very weird
 Quoting: Bush Master


dude
you can't even buy spare parts
for 72's anymore. That's Soviet Era
Cold War leftovers. They have leaky
fuel tanks to boot. could go boom
at any time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3117354


the only place 72's are going
is to a museum
DarthDickheadus:Ameri​canSith

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12/21/2012 07:42 AM
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My toaster says 'nope, doom off.'
(GLP aka American Jedi)

Listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth.
Kenny Powers

If you steal the dreams of others long enough, sooner or later you'll end up in a nightmare.
American Jedi

Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them.
Albert Einstein

Satis Eloquentiae, Sapientiae Parum....

"The last of the old?"

"No, the first of the new."
Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2012 07:52 AM
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My toaster says 'nope, doom off.'
 Quoting: DarthDickheadus:AmericanSith


is that a 2 silo toaster
or a 4 silo toaster ???
Tard

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12/21/2012 07:54 AM

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12/21/2012 08:03 AM
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OBAMA WILL MAKE A LIVE ADDRESS AT 7:30.... HE WILL BE WITH TONY BLAIR TO DISCUSS THE WEST'S STRATEGY.... U.S. IS ALSO GAINING SUPPORT FROM AUSTRALIA AND SLOVENIA.... BUSH WILL BE NAMED THE EMERGENCY SECRETARY OF STATE.... ALL WOMEN MUST REPORT TO THEIR FEMA CAMP BY 8AM.... THEY WILL BE UNDERGOING A STERILIZATION PROCEDURE.... RUSSINA TROOPS ON THE GROUND NOW IN OHIO AND LOS ANGELES.... 17 DIVISIONS OF CHINESE TROOPS ARE IN ALABAMA....
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My God man what did you drink last night !!!!!
Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2012 08:03 AM
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My toaster says 'nope, doom off.'
 Quoting: DarthDickheadus:AmericanSith


is that a 2 silo toaster
or a 4 silo toaster ???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3117354


it's that from redwarf?
DarthDickheadus:Ameri​canSith

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12/21/2012 08:09 AM
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My toaster says 'nope, doom off.'
 Quoting: DarthDickheadus:AmericanSith


is that a 2 silo toaster
or a 4 silo toaster ???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3117354


4...
(GLP aka American Jedi)

Listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth.
Kenny Powers

If you steal the dreams of others long enough, sooner or later you'll end up in a nightmare.
American Jedi

Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them.
Albert Einstein

Satis Eloquentiae, Sapientiae Parum....

"The last of the old?"

"No, the first of the new."
DarthDickheadus:Ameri​canSith

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12/21/2012 08:10 AM
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Huh, that's funny, OP. My cookies are still on their plate.


(GLP aka American Jedi)

Listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth.
Kenny Powers

If you steal the dreams of others long enough, sooner or later you'll end up in a nightmare.
American Jedi

Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them.
Albert Einstein

Satis Eloquentiae, Sapientiae Parum....

"The last of the old?"

"No, the first of the new."
Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2012 08:10 AM
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Re: BREAKING!!!! NUCLEAR MISSILES DETECTED ON NORAD SYSTEMS
My toaster says 'nope, doom off.'
 Quoting: DarthDickheadus:AmericanSith


is that a 2 silo toaster
or a 4 silo toaster ???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3117354


it's that from redwarf?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1482620


I don't know
does it have a hammer and sickle
on the side ??

then it might be dangerous
Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2012 08:13 AM
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My toaster says 'nope, doom off.'
 Quoting: DarthDickheadus:AmericanSith


is that a 2 silo toaster
or a 4 silo toaster ???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3117354


4...
 Quoting: DarthDickheadus:AmericanSith


I was afraid of that

hiding
Chris12138

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12/21/2012 08:15 AM

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