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BREAKING!!!! NUCLEAR MISSILES DETECTED ON NORAD SYSTEMS | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 30537345  Venezuela12/21/2012 07:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I JUST GOT A CALL FROM THE CITY COUNCIL.... I HAVE TO REPORT IN 15 MINUTES TO THE DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE FOR MY GOV'T ISSUE..... THE DRAFT IS BEGINNING.... I HAVE TO BRING MY SOCIAL SECURITY CARD AND THEY WILL BE TAKING STOOL SAMPLES.... AFTER THAT I WILL BE ASSIGNED TO A DIVISION..... THEY SAID WE WILL BE DEFENDING THE CHINESE INVASION AND ALSO FIGHTING A RUSSIOAN DIVISION DUE TO MAKE LANDFALL IN OHIO IN 2 HOURS Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18595940 dude, the Russkies are already here in Colorado and those Chinese just cooked my dinner at the Golden Dragon last night.  |
| Bush Master Always ready and Second to none!  User ID: 26672656  United States12/21/2012 07:11 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Ger_reG User ID: 30387749  Germany12/21/2012 07:23 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| McHammered User ID: 30401566 United States12/21/2012 07:25 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 18595940 United States12/21/2012 07:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| j994k User ID: 29882971 United States12/21/2012 07:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 3117354 United States12/21/2012 07:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Joke if you want about the Russians but I say two t72 tanks on low boys heading north on i65 yesterday. Got some pics too. Very weird Quoting: Bush Master dude you can't even buy spare parts for 72's anymore. That's Soviet Era Cold War leftovers. They have leaky fuel tanks to boot. could go boom at any time. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 3117354 United States12/21/2012 07:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Joke if you want about the Russians but I say two t72 tanks on low boys heading north on i65 yesterday. Got some pics too. Very weird Quoting: Bush Master dude you can't even buy spare parts for 72's anymore. That's Soviet Era Cold War leftovers. They have leaky fuel tanks to boot. could go boom at any time. the only place 72's are going is to a museum |
| DarthDickheadus:AmericanSith User ID: 1503533 United States12/21/2012 07:42 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My toaster says 'nope, doom off.' "I'm a badass cowboy livin' on the west side---me and Artimus Clyde Frog gonna save Selma Hyak from a big metal spider." Satis Eloquentiae, Sapientiae Parum.... "It tells me, goose stepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them!" Henry Jones, JR. "Last Crusade." The CIA didn't kill Kennedy, a pissed off mob boss did! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 3117354 United States12/21/2012 07:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Tard User ID: 28470366 United States12/21/2012 07:54 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| guitarguy54 User ID: 18086499 12/21/2012 08:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OBAMA WILL MAKE A LIVE ADDRESS AT 7:30.... HE WILL BE WITH TONY BLAIR TO DISCUSS THE WEST'S STRATEGY.... U.S. IS ALSO GAINING SUPPORT FROM AUSTRALIA AND SLOVENIA.... BUSH WILL BE NAMED THE EMERGENCY SECRETARY OF STATE.... ALL WOMEN MUST REPORT TO THEIR FEMA CAMP BY 8AM.... THEY WILL BE UNDERGOING A STERILIZATION PROCEDURE.... RUSSINA TROOPS ON THE GROUND NOW IN OHIO AND LOS ANGELES.... 17 DIVISIONS OF CHINESE TROOPS ARE IN ALABAMA.... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18595940 My God man what did you drink last night !!!!! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1482620 United States12/21/2012 08:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| DarthDickheadus:AmericanSith User ID: 1503533 United States12/21/2012 08:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 4... "I'm a badass cowboy livin' on the west side---me and Artimus Clyde Frog gonna save Selma Hyak from a big metal spider." Satis Eloquentiae, Sapientiae Parum.... "It tells me, goose stepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them!" Henry Jones, JR. "Last Crusade." The CIA didn't kill Kennedy, a pissed off mob boss did! |
| DarthDickheadus:AmericanSith User ID: 1503533 United States12/21/2012 08:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Huh, that's funny, OP. My cookies are still on their plate. "I'm a badass cowboy livin' on the west side---me and Artimus Clyde Frog gonna save Selma Hyak from a big metal spider." Satis Eloquentiae, Sapientiae Parum.... "It tells me, goose stepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them!" Henry Jones, JR. "Last Crusade." The CIA didn't kill Kennedy, a pissed off mob boss did! |
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