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Bug out location for sale

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2012 06:29 AM
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Bug out location for sale
Anybody need a good bug out location? I have one for sale. Fully stocked. All the twinkles and MREs you can eat. I'll even throw in my complete DVD series of History Channels preppers and 'Y2K and you' survival guide.
andawg221

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12/21/2012 06:32 AM
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$200?
Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2012 06:33 AM
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what elevation are you at?
YamAniaC

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12/21/2012 06:34 AM
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water tank? extra toilet seat? how much?
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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/21/2012 06:46 AM
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water tank? extra toilet seat? how much?
 Quoting: YamAniaC


All of it. 10 year toilet paper supply, gas masks, chickens, powdered water, methane powered dodge K car and tin foil hats. Located in retired missile silo near Denver airport. $50!
Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2012 06:48 AM
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Powdered water. Sounds thirst quenching.
Garman906

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12/21/2012 06:56 AM

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Trade for my Y2K BIOS upgrade kit?
The earth belongs to the animals. We were put here to look after them.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/21/2012 06:58 AM
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Powdered water. Sounds thirst quenching.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17431247


In an emergency we take what we can get. I'm also throwing in a 4 year supply of expired insulin, a night vision guard dog and a 50 pound bag of tomato plant heirloom seeds.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/21/2012 06:59 AM
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Trade for my Y2K BIOS upgrade kit?
 Quoting: Garman906


Maybe. Will it work with my solar powered palm pilot?
SLIPPERY NIPPPS

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12/21/2012 07:02 AM
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water tank? extra toilet seat? how much?
 Quoting: YamAniaC


All of it. 10 year toilet paper supply, gas masks, chickens, powdered water, methane powered dodge K car and tin foil hats. Located in retired missile silo near Denver airport. $50!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7214194


sold!
Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2012 07:02 AM
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lol
thank you, OP. you gave me my first laugh in this new epoch of ours. the title alone did it.
TheCartel

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12/21/2012 07:02 AM

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Yo! You take ebt cuzz
SLIPPERY NIPPPS

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12/21/2012 07:04 AM
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water tank? extra toilet seat? how much?
 Quoting: YamAniaC


All of it. 10 year toilet paper supply, gas masks, chickens, powdered water, methane powered dodge K car and tin foil hats. Located in retired missile silo near Denver airport. $50!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7214194


sold!
 Quoting: SLIPPERY NIPPPS


I'm going to try and buy 10 of them today for $500.or less. lol
Garman906

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12/21/2012 07:04 AM

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Trade for my Y2K BIOS upgrade kit?
 Quoting: Garman906


Maybe. Will it work with my solar powered palm pilot?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7214194


Of course. It's universal.
The earth belongs to the animals. We were put here to look after them.
joggalot

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12/21/2012 07:08 AM
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Powdered water; just add water!
Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2012 07:11 AM
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Powdered water. Sounds thirst quenching.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17431247


In an emergency we take what we can get. I'm also throwing in a 4 year supply of expired insulin, a night vision guard dog and a 50 pound bag of tomato plant heirloom seeds.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7214194


Yeah I can see where you might have needed the insulin living on Twinkies. Now that's intelligent planning.
Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2012 07:12 AM
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what are the taxes like?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/21/2012 07:42 AM
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what are the taxes like?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22786488


7.5% sales tax on $50 compounded with interest and the amortized cost of financing plus estimated property value - $3.75 annually.
Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2012 07:44 AM
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Powdered water; just add water!
 Quoting: joggalot


Oh my, where did yo find that? I have been looking all over for powdered water. Please share.
Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2012 07:50 AM
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Is this section 8 qualified?
Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2012 07:57 AM
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Are there tomato plants?
Bigone4u

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12/21/2012 08:01 AM
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Diversity. I must have diversity. Are the neighbors people of color?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/22/2012 12:31 AM
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Diversity. I must have diversity. Are the neighbors people of color?
 Quoting: Bigone4u


Yes. The neighbors are all red-faced
Anonymous Coward
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12/22/2012 12:39 AM
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Powdered water? sorry but I'm looking for powdered toast