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BREAKING! JUST IN!

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2012 06:48 AM
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BREAKING! JUST IN!
Scheduled return on this day of Mayan ancient god Bolon Yokte is postponed coz something went berzerk in space.
Stay tuned.
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12/21/2012 06:49 AM
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They're trying to find out which planet cheated on their Final Exam.
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Wilcock gave that inside information. I'm sure he'll get another book out in between failed prophecies.
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Scheduled return on this day of Mayan ancient god Bolon Yokte is postponed coz something went berzerk in space.
Stay tuned.
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Ok we are all here gathered around the fire awaiting your next update ... ... over
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Scheduled return on this day of Mayan ancient god Bolon Yokte is postponed coz something went berzerk in space.
Stay tuned.
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Pick this up with the antennae sticking out of your foil hat?
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12/21/2012 06:56 AM
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Explained here as to arrive oon 25th!

[link to www.thehiddenrecords.com]
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12/21/2012 07:45 AM
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Scheduled return on this day of Mayan ancient god Bolon Yokte is postponed coz something went berzerk in space.
Stay tuned.
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Did they depressurize a French space capsule?
Children of the Atom

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12/21/2012 07:46 AM
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Scheduled return on this day of Mayan ancient god Bolon Yokte is postponed coz something went berzerk in space.
Stay tuned.
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Pick this up with the antennae sticking out of your foil hat?
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cruise
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12/21/2012 07:47 AM
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Doomers gonna hate
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12/21/2012 07:48 AM
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Should bump into santa if it's the 25th
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12/21/2012 08:29 AM
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Scheduled return on this day of Mayan ancient god Bolon Yokte is postponed coz something went berzerk in space.
Stay tuned.
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Pick this up with the antennae sticking out of your foil hat?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13176593

Actually no. I am posting this from one of the thousand ships positioned in the earths high orbit, hence no location flag under user ID. We are here to welcome our creator, and escort his ship into our atmosphere, while most his entourage will remain in higher orbit.

But few earths hours ago we received a message that arrival is postponed.
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12/21/2012 08:32 AM
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cruise @ "Bolon Yokte"

Will Hagel and Valugua be escorting him?

alien16alien11
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12/21/2012 08:38 AM
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cruise @ "Bolon Yokte"

Will Hagel and Valugua be escorting him?

alien16alien11
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Never heard of them.
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12/21/2012 09:32 AM
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Interesting, thanks.
- ? Nus.

-You Hold Witness I Witness

As if he could, by himself, say:
_Alive, therefore life itself.
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12/21/2012 05:10 PM
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Ok, as you already know, there was a little setback, and arrival is postponed. Those responsible for this was taken care of.
New date of arrival is set for 23rd December this year.
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12/21/2012 05:18 PM
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Bowlin' Yoketee
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12/21/2012 05:26 PM
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Bowlin' Yoketee
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Have some respect for ancient god, Its Bolon Yokte, ancient Greeks called him Pluto(Hades), to Summerians known as Enki.
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12/22/2012 02:13 PM
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OK I will wait a day or two...I am in no hurry...got plenty of supplies.
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12/22/2012 02:16 PM
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Scheduled return on this day of Mayan ancient god Bolon Yokte is postponed coz something went berzerk in space.
Stay tuned.
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Is he gonna let his harem loose to gather some pure seed? Where is the line? I'm in. rockon
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12/22/2012 02:18 PM
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Quit with the Mayan shit. Mayan = epic FAIL
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12/23/2012 06:29 AM
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Its almost time, my friends.
Hint: Look at SOHO
natasha77

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12/23/2012 06:31 AM
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cruise @ "Bolon Yokte"

Will Hagel and Valugua be escorting him?

alien16alien11
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2727760


I knew those evil twins would be involved somehow.
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

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