May I leave my underground bunker now?

Yes, we are all in heaven now with 72 virgins. Regardless whether your were moslem or not.

DONT DO it , they will get you as soon as you step out

Noooooo.
The stuppiiiddd is in the air, if you come out you will breathe it in!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who are THEY? ALIENS? OMG did they really arrive?

not for 35 years

I have to admit that I liked this movie.

A friend is in a bunker in Scotland. He asked me to message him if things turned out ok. So far I've not bothered to do so, because theoretically nobody should be left alive if the world ended. I'm wondering how long it'll take before he tries to contact me lol. Am I EVIL?

You are complety normal. Let your friend find what is going on by himself :)

I think it's safe to move my tomato plants from the TPB (tomato plant bunker) back to the greenhouse.

I think you are alright until it goes off the cliff.

Still keep your stocks.

I'd hang in till the toilet backs up.

Lol i should leave him there for years, go text him all year long its not safe

Naw stay inside ! them dang fangled rangers are still running around out there with that can of crisco,beware!.............

Sure. Whatever floats your bunk...oops, I mean boat :)

Do you have a boat? Um, not that you need one :)

I want honest reviews of all the survival food that had been procured. There is going to be a ton of it that needs to be rotated, even if people restack.

Particularly interested in the meats. I have never been able to afford things like canned chicken. Yes I can afford regular chicken, and prepare it, but the conveinence factor of things like tinned meats and fish is intriguing.

This will happen to you if you leave your bunker.

Get back underground immediately...this is not a drill! Don't even peek your head out until your Uncle tells you that's it's safe to do so.

ALL CLEAR!

OP, FEMA is visiting all the underground bunkers and are pumping the aroma of Lindsay Lohan's asshole into all the air vents.

Enjoy your last precious few minutes.

My uncle is with me in the bunker right now but I'll send him outside tomorrow to see what is going on.

I suggest stay.

So that weird smell was that. Thanks.

Lol.
I'd be more concerned by the scent of lilacs.

Not yet, but still not safe.

Do you know how difficult it is to check the toilets in an underground bunker? That poster saved me from doing that. Now i know that it is FEMA and feel safe.

Yes, you may now come out of your million dollar underground bunker.

Are you sure? May i transfer to my million dolar yacht from my million dollar bunker? This world needs me so answer if you are really sure that everything is safe. I don't want to rush to my bunker again on 23th.