Just Woke-UP - Still Here - Seems My Neighbor and His Family Were Raptured - They're Gone - Ask Me a Question

omg.

You've been bad? No rapture and no Christmas gifts for You.

Stunned. We live in a dodgy part of town and most of us live in apartment buildings. I went to visit my friend this morning (they live on the third floor of a four story building) and their door was ajar. I walked-into their apartment calling his name. Silence. I went room to room and when reaching their bedroom saw the outlines of seven figures (perfectly formed) had torn through their ceiling. I ran upstairs to the apartment above them (had to wake their neighbors as most of us are on EBT/The Dole) and sure enough, there were the outlines of seven figures torn through his ceiling as well (straight through to the roof of their building).

I should mention, my friend has a wife and four children. The seventh figure outlined having passed through the ceilings and roof? Their family dog.

What a crock of crap.

Walter Mitty lives.

You live next door to Ned Flanders and his kids?

gone diddly on eh?

Its ok they just went to work they will be back later

Would that it could be as simple that all had gone off to work (although exiting through the ceiling would be out of character), but he, and his dog, hasn't worked for five years - he was a muffin salesman and was laid-off (hence the need for his monthlyEBT - maybe the poor are blessed).

No, there's something, dare I say, apocalyptic here.