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User ID: 18472095 United States 12/21/2012 09:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just Woke-UP - Still Here - Seems My Neighbor and His Family Were Raptured - They're Gone - Ask Me a Question Stunned at what I found. It seems it was all true |
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User ID: 29341884 Germany 12/21/2012 09:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Just Woke-UP - Still Here - Seems My Neighbor and His Family Were Raptured - They're Gone - Ask Me a Question omg. |
Phillip J. Fry
User ID: 1565986 United States 12/21/2012 09:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Just Woke-UP - Still Here - Seems My Neighbor and His Family Were Raptured - They're Gone - Ask Me a Question Stunned at what I found. It seems it was all true
Quoting: BxMac You've been bad? No rapture and no Christmas gifts for You. .
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User ID: 18472095 United States 12/21/2012 09:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Just Woke-UP - Still Here - Seems My Neighbor and His Family Were Raptured - They're Gone - Ask Me a Question
Stunned. We live in a dodgy part of town and most of us live in apartment buildings. I went to visit my friend this morning (they live on the third floor of a four story building) and their door was ajar. I walked-into their apartment calling his name. Silence. I went room to room and when reaching their bedroom saw the outlines of seven figures (perfectly formed) had torn through their ceiling. I ran upstairs to the apartment above them (had to wake their neighbors as most of us are on EBT/The Dole) and sure enough, there were the outlines of seven figures torn through his ceiling as well (straight through to the roof of their building). I should mention, my friend has a wife and four children. The seventh figure outlined having passed through the ceilings and roof? Their family dog. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 25509060 United Kingdom 12/21/2012 09:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Just Woke-UP - Still Here - Seems My Neighbor and His Family Were Raptured - They're Gone - Ask Me a Question What a crock of crap.
Walter Mitty lives. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 2727760 United Kingdom 12/21/2012 09:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Just Woke-UP - Still Here - Seems My Neighbor and His Family Were Raptured - They're Gone - Ask Me a Question Stunned at what I found. It seems it was all true
Quoting: BxMac You live next door to Ned Flanders and his kids? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 30548640 United Kingdom 12/21/2012 09:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Just Woke-UP - Still Here - Seems My Neighbor and His Family Were Raptured - They're Gone - Ask Me a Question gone diddly on eh? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 30545396 United States 12/21/2012 09:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Just Woke-UP - Still Here - Seems My Neighbor and His Family Were Raptured - They're Gone - Ask Me a Question Stunned at what I found. It seems it was all true
Quoting: BxMac Its ok they just went to work they will be back later |
BxMac (OP)
User ID: 18472095 United States 12/21/2012 09:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Just Woke-UP - Still Here - Seems My Neighbor and His Family Were Raptured - They're Gone - Ask Me a Question Would that it could be as simple that all had gone off to work (although exiting through the ceiling would be out of character), but he, and his dog, hasn't worked for five years - he was a muffin salesman and was laid-off (hence the need for his monthlyEBT - maybe the poor are blessed).
No, there's something, dare I say, apocalyptic here. |