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God will bear a son rejoice.

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2012 10:04 AM
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God will bear a son rejoice.
My wife had a supernatural encounter with the Great God Zeus and she is pregnant she said Zeus revealed to her a prophecy saying.

The winds of time I will break
for when the 10th hour of the 11th month comes
The One true great God Zeus the almighty
will bear a child and he will light mankind and unite the world he will bear the power of me and will never die. You will call him Ichar meaning "God of all"



My wife is having a child from God,let the earth rejoice
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12/21/2012 10:05 AM
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Re: God will bear a son rejoice.
Well I think that's just super!
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12/21/2012 10:06 AM
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Re: God will bear a son rejoice.
Well I think that's just super!
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Earth will be shown the way, my wife will bear the child of God
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12/21/2012 10:08 AM
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Re: God will bear a son rejoice.
sounds like someone got your girl knocked up... and i doubt it was zues.
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12/21/2012 10:10 AM
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Re: God will bear a son rejoice.
sounds like someone got your girl knocked up... and i doubt it was zues.
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Zeus will bear a child,my wife is faithful and she will bear the son of Zeus he will have great powers and will endow everyone with the powers
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12/21/2012 10:11 AM
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Re: God will bear a son rejoice.
Congrats. Hopefully he will get brain for two.
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12/21/2012 10:12 AM
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Re: God will bear a son rejoice.
Zeus is the name of the black guy who works at the deli down the street. Your wife is a tramp. Congrats on the kid though.
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12/21/2012 10:13 AM
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Re: God will bear a son rejoice.
By the beard of Zeus!
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12/21/2012 10:14 AM
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Re: God will bear a son rejoice.
My wife also said Zeus prophecied.

When my Son Ichar is born
there will be great wars
but when my Son Ichar reveals himself
the earth will be at peace and my powers will be
revealed he will heal the sick and feed the hungry.
He will be a great spiritual leader Ichar and I are one
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12/21/2012 10:17 AM
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Re: God will bear a son rejoice.
Zeus is the name of the black guy who works at the deli down the street. Your wife is a tramp. Congrats on the kid though.
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No, the Almighty Zeus comforted me and told me in a vision that my wife has been faithful and will bear a son for Him because she is pure.

The great God Zeus will through his son will unite the earth
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12/21/2012 10:22 AM
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Re: God will bear a son rejoice.
My wife also said Zeus prophecied.

When my Son Ichar is born
there will be great wars
but when my Son Ichar reveals himself
the earth will be at peace and my powers will be
revealed he will heal the sick and feed the hungry.
He will be a great spiritual leader Ichar and I are one
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Did she also see a prophecy that you would be pissed if she got knocked up by anyone other than god?
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12/21/2012 10:33 AM
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Re: God will bear a son rejoice.
My wife also said Zeus prophecied.

When my Son Ichar is born
there will be great wars
but when my Son Ichar reveals himself
the earth will be at peace and my powers will be
revealed he will heal the sick and feed the hungry.
He will be a great spiritual leader Ichar and I are one
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29966199


Did she also see a prophecy that you would be pissed if she got knocked up by anyone other than god?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16445976


Zeus will not be mocked,when his son comes he will show the world the way he will give the world peace it's up to you to accept it but Zeus will not force anybody because in the end everyone will be with Him.


Zeus also said:

My son will have the power of Thor and will be as powerful as Jupiter for I am one with him and he is one with me and all of my creation is representative of me but they are not me, but Ichar will be a representative of what they can be.
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12/21/2012 10:41 AM
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12/21/2012 10:42 AM
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Re: God will bear a son rejoice.
Your god is a copycat. That trick has already been done.
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12/21/2012 10:45 AM
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Re: God will bear a son rejoice.
Your god is a copycat. That trick has already been done.
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Ad Ignorantiam

Do you have proof ,Zeus said all others are his brothers but he is the greatest .

Zeus will not be mocked
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12/21/2012 10:46 AM
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Re: God will bear a son rejoice.
Was His cock mighty?
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12/21/2012 10:47 AM
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Was His cock mighty?
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It was a spiritual encounter ,she got pregnant from the mighty spirit of Zeus
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12/21/2012 10:47 AM
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Re: God will bear a son rejoice.
Your god is a copycat. That trick has already been done.
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Ad Ignorantiam

Do you have proof ,Zeus said all others are his brothers but he is the greatest .

Zeus will not be mocked
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Cassius Clay said he was the greatest, too. And yes, zeus will be mocked.
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12/21/2012 10:48 AM

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How do you know it won't be a girl?
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him had better take a closer look at the American Indian."

~Henry Ford
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12/21/2012 10:54 AM
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Re: God will bear a son rejoice.
Your god is a copycat. That trick has already been done.
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Ad Ignorantiam

Do you have proof ,Zeus said all others are his brothers but he is the greatest .

Zeus will not be mocked
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29966199


Cassius Clay said he was the greatest, too. And yes, zeus will be mocked.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16445976


Zeus will forgive you
When Ichar comes He will
show you the true way and will
endow you with powers. For Ichar and
Zeus are one. Ichar will be a great spiritual leader and you
guide you to your inner greatness
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12/21/2012 10:55 AM
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Re: God will bear a son rejoice.
How do you know it won't be a girl?
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Zeus revealed that it would be a male for He will be dominant and unite the world with peace
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12/21/2012 10:56 AM
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Re: God will bear a son rejoice.
Was His cock mighty?
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It was a spiritual encounter ,she got pregnant from the mighty spirit of Zeus
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12/21/2012 11:01 AM
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Re: God will bear a son rejoice.
Not to worry. Zeus is a responsible god, and will even give your wife cab fare to get to the free clinic.
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12/21/2012 11:04 AM
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Re: God will bear a son rejoice.
Not to worry. Zeus is a responsible god, and will even give your wife cab fare to get to the free clinic.
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Zeus has it all in his hands
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12/21/2012 12:08 PM
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Re: God will bear a son rejoice.
prove it.
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12/21/2012 01:43 PM
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Re: God will bear a son rejoice.
Not to worry. Zeus is a responsible god, and will even give your wife cab fare to get to the free clinic.
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Zeus has it all in his hands
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Home abortions are not a good idea.
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12/21/2012 01:50 PM
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Re: God will bear a son rejoice.
My wife had a supernatural encounter with the Great God Zeus and she is pregnant she said Zeus revealed to her a prophecy saying.

The winds of time I will break
for when the 10th hour of the 11th month comes
The One true great God Zeus the almighty
will bear a child and he will light mankind and unite the world he will bear the power of me and will never die. You will call him Ichar meaning "God of all"



My wife is having a child from God,let the earth rejoice
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29966199


She had an encounter with what. Wake up there is just one God and His Son Jesus Christ.
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12/24/2012 01:14 PM
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Re: God will bear a son rejoice.
My wife had a supernatural encounter with the Great God Zeus and she is pregnant she said Zeus revealed to her a prophecy saying.

The winds of time I will break
for when the 10th hour of the 11th month comes
The One true great God Zeus the almighty
will bear a child and he will light mankind and unite the world he will bear the power of me and will never die. You will call him Ichar meaning "God of all"



My wife is having a child from God,let the earth rejoice
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29966199


She had an encounter with what. Wake up there is just one God and His Son Jesus Christ.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29472446


Zeus's power is expressed in many forms.

There is nothing impossible with Zeus
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12/24/2012 01:20 PM
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