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Man Arrested for Spraying "Liquid Ass" at MI Middle School!

 
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Man Arrested for Spraying "Liquid Ass" at MI Middle School!
Jason Festerman may be facing jail time after spraying his son in the face with a product called "Liquid Ass."

Yes, there is a product called "Liquid Ass."

"It smells like somebody hasn't took a bath for three months and their butt is really, really sweaty and they haven't wiped their tush in a long time," Jason Festerman told Fox 2.

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The world seems to be infected with stupid.
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Oh, and his wife sounds like a real Class Act too.
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Jason Festerman may be facing jail time after spraying his son in the face with a product called "Liquid Ass."

Yes, there is a product called "Liquid Ass."

"It smells like somebody hasn't took a bath for three months and their butt is really, really sweaty and they haven't wiped their tush in a long time," Jason Festerman told Fox 2.

[link to www.huffingtonpost.com]

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Re: Man Arrested for Spraying "Liquid Ass" at MI Middle School!
Love this line...

"spraying Liquid Ass is somewhat of a family pastime for the Festermans"

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me and my freind RIP
once bought some of those spray cans back in the 90s it smelled like farts and it clang to whatever you sprayed it on, we had a lot fun with that
Jail time for that is stupid
But still you dont spray it in someones face thats just plain evil
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Last summer our neighbour caught these two 14 year old punk kids breaking into his garage. He followed them in, and sprayed them with liquid ass before calling the cops. The kids smelled like shit for 2 weeks and they learned a good lesson -- but the cop was pissed because it made his car smell like shit as well :)
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And the guys name is FESTERman that is funny, can't make this shit up
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Love this line...

"spraying Liquid Ass is somewhat of a family pastime for the Festermans"

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lmao I didn't even catch that. WTF!!
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Festerman's wife, Rekiba Festerman, admits that her son deserved to be suspended for his actions. Still, on what appears to be the Facebook profile of Jason Festerman's wife, Rekiba, is a message to those that might not approve of the family antics:

"To those in marine city that find us distasteful no ur not n my mouth but i am n urs mmmm relish it kinda taste like liquid ass."

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Creepy Dual-Nationality Red Sea Pedestrian scat obsession!

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OMG.. I can't stop laughing. Who the hell goes on a family shopping trip to buy Liquid Ass?
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And the guys name is FESTERman that is funny, can't make this shit up
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HA!!!

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Holy shit, it actually says this in the article:

He also says, however, that spraying Liquid Ass is somewhat of a family pastime for the Festermans. "We've gone to Kmart. We've had our kids with it and were spraying," he said. "We've done it at like Dollar General. Everyone laughed."

Yea you know, me and the boy just shit all over each other, its kinda like our family bonding.

This adult does not represent the intelligence of the people in the US. MI is kinda strugglin, give em a break.
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Festerman's wife, Rekiba Festerman, admits that her son deserved to be suspended for his actions. Still, on what appears to be the Facebook profile of Jason Festerman's wife, Rekiba, is a message to those that might not approve of the family antics:

"To those in marine city that find us distasteful no ur not n my mouth but i am n urs mmmm relish it kinda taste like liquid ass."

fight
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Now THAT's one classy chick....
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OMG.. I can't stop laughing. Who the hell goes on a family shopping trip to buy Liquid Ass?
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Okay, honey, we got the high-fructose corn syrup cereals, the "diet" colas (them 2-litre bottles are the best) and the Ramen.

Now, what else ...

Oh yeah! LIQUID ASS!

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OMG.. I can't stop laughing. Who the hell goes on a family shopping trip to buy Liquid Ass?
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Okay, honey, we got the high-fructose corn syrup cereals, the "diet" colas (them 2-litre bottles are the best) and the Ramen.

Now, what else ...

Oh yeah! LIQUID ASS!

cruise
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I'm crying!!! ROFL
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brief is from michigan ?
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OMG.. I can't stop laughing. Who the hell goes on a family shopping trip to buy Liquid Ass?
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Okay, honey, we got the high-fructose corn syrup cereals, the "diet" colas (them 2-litre bottles are the best) and the Ramen.

Now, what else ...

Oh yeah! LIQUID ASS!

cruise
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I'm crying!!! ROFL
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I have no doubt at all that Walmart, K-Mart, Target and Piggly-Wiggly will soon be stocking giant, economy-size, LIQUID ASS dispensers!

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Honestly , Best thread of the day. I'm still laughing. And wonder what's going to happen when the guy has to go to court?
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What's in "Liquid Ass? Is it poisonous?
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What's in "Liquid Ass? Is it poisonous?
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Check it out!

[link to www.liquidass.com]
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I don't know about Liquid Ass, but I purchased something called "Fart Spray" at my local novelty store, and used it to clear out a newsroom and several elevators.
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I don't know about Liquid Ass, but I purchased something called "Fart Spray" at my local novelty store, and used it to clear out a newsroom and several elevators.
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brief is from michigan ?
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he's a liquid ass huffer addict.

sprays it in a bag and sniffs all day.
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Last summer our neighbour caught these two 14 year old punk kids breaking into his garage. He followed them in, and sprayed them with liquid ass before calling the cops. The kids smelled like shit for 2 weeks and they learned a good lesson -- but the cop was pissed because it made his car smell like shit as well :)
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KINGDOMS, NATIONS AND KINGS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TO THEIR KNEES WITH ONE GLANCE FROM A WOMAN.

I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT.

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several videos on you tube that guys sprayed then secretly filmed peoples reaction, pretty funny, this stuff must be wicked. How can the factory workers stand to make the stuff?
KINGDOMS, NATIONS AND KINGS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TO THEIR KNEES WITH ONE GLANCE FROM A WOMAN.

I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT.

HOW CAN I MOURN YOU, WHEN I HAVE NEVER LET YOU GO, monster 1991-2008 RIP
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I don't know about Liquid Ass, but I purchased something called "Fart Spray" at my local novelty store, and used it to clear out a newsroom and several elevators.
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Yup.

Me and some friends bought that stuff, back in the early 80's.

We were 18 and in the army. We sprayed it in a movie theater, in Fayetteville, North Carolina.

There was a Chinese family in front of us, they took the brunt of it. The look on their faces was priceless.

The shit you do when you are young. chuckle

I think we laughed for like 2 straight hours after that.


God only knows what the penalty would be for having that kind of fun today.
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what's the world coming to when a Liquid Ass thread can't get a pin??? ...wait for it... pin this 'shit'!

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5 stars, pin request.
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This is complete BS.
I remember 15 years ago, some kid smeared a product called "Liquid Shit" in my hair. It was nasty but no one got in trouble, no suspension, jail time, hurt feelings, whatever. Ok, maybe some hurt feelings because I smelled of shit all day, but its funny now.

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