We made it! Next stop, Apophis 2029! THE REAL DOOMSDAY

Well, I woke up to the sound of Hispanics (Mayan descendants) cutting the lawn outside, even though it's the first day of winter.

That was the real doom around here.

How are you cutting the lawn on the first day of winter?

Anyway, stay tuned because there is a 1/250,000 chance that killer asteroid Apophis will pass through a gravitational keyhole, ending all life as we know it.

Many of you will be around then.

DOOM ON.