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Dude decides NOT to jump off Bell Rock (into a portal to save the earth)

 
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Dude decides NOT to jump off Bell Rock (into a portal to save the earth)
[link to bellrock2012.com]

"Despite the rumors and suggestions of others, Peter is not planning to “jump off Bell Rock” on December 21,2012 (or anytime for that matter). As Peter told the local deputies that knocked on his door yesterday, he is not suicidal and anyone is welcome to climb to the top with him this Friday."

so....we are doomed?
who is going to save the earth?
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I thought the Fandango Rangers settled all matters ;o)



Thread: You can Thank Them OL' FANDANGO RANGERS For Saving your Asses!

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I already did. We're good.
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in short..he was our only hope


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jumptards unite!
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wonder if he just told them that so they would not haul him off as a loonie
and then he CAN go jump off the rock today
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I already did. We're good.
 Quoting: Dewed 28097738


thanks :)

*whew* that was close.
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Step back from that ledge my friend....



Last Edited by Mad Scientist (aka AmJedi) on 12/21/2012 11:16 AM
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I thought the Fandango Rangers settled all matters ;o)



Thread: You can Thank Them OL' FANDANGO RANGERS For Saving your Asses!
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


Bullshit, it was the Wilcock Fanboyz that saved us.
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fucking pussy!!! all the hype i bet he got rich tho
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Why that fuckin' coward...
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I wish he would have jumped and landed right square on his nuts....(and survived)!
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i don't tbink the time has actually arrived to be 11:11am where he is right now.

so actually, there is still time for him to change his mind!

we will know for sure in about 1/2 an hour :)

*waits*
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Don't you doomtards know?

JESUS SAVES!

"if my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land."


Without that, Peter whoeverhedoesntcountanyway can jump or not jump. It won't make a difference.

It is SIN causing "climate change".

No one else notice that when men start killing each other, extreme weather comes?

Valley Forge: record snow
Chosin Reservoir, Korea: record snow
Hitler invades Russia: record winter

General Patton orders his troops to pray for clear weather: skies open up all the way to Germany!


Even the far-out pot-smokin' hippies know: when man is out of balance (i.e., sinning), the environment also suffers. Why?

God put everything under man.
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Someone puch that sob off.
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your posts and pins are terrible.
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Bell Rock Stop the BS
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Bummer!
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your posts and pins are terrible.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24201234


but you cannot help yourself and you MUST click on them.
hehe :)

who has the POW-WAH NAH, BRO?
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Fandango Rangers intercepted portal of doom and reversed the timestream, much in the same manner that they are able to enjoy a hot burrito from the freezer minutes before putting it into the microwave.
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Don't you doomtards know?
It is SIN causing "climate change".
 Quoting: Rookies! 28997948


Don't you religiontards know... Jesus never existed. To say such tarded statments proves that their is no hope for humanity...
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Fandango Rangers intercepted portal of doom and reversed the timestream, much in the same manner that they are able to enjoy a hot burrito from the freezer minutes before putting it into the microwave.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20190258


whiskey tango foxtrot y'all fandango rangers!
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Re: Dude decides NOT to jump off Bell Rock (into a portal to save the earth)
I'm a bit morbid I guess, because I was up this morning looking for information on his little stunt. I had to search hard to find any current info on him, but eventually found a few Sedona newspaper articles from yesterday.

He told the local newspaper(s) that he never meant that he was actually going to "jump", that it was metaphorical. And yet, I saw him on several TV shows stating he was going to jump (LITERALLY through a portal and wasn't scared of dying, and to please send him donations in $100 increments..he accepts paypal.

All he did was hike up the trail and stand on the rock with 11 other people. Fin-
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Don't you doomtards know?

JESUS SAVES!

"if my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land."


Without that, Peter whoeverhedoesntcountanyway can jump or not jump. It won't make a difference.

It is SIN causing "climate change".

No one else notice that when men start killing each other, extreme weather comes?

Valley Forge: record snow
Chosin Reservoir, Korea: record snow
Hitler invades Russia: record winter

General Patton orders his troops to pray for clear weather: skies open up all the way to Germany!


Even the far-out pot-smokin' hippies know: when man is out of balance (i.e., sinning), the environment also suffers. Why?

God put everything under man.
 Quoting: Rookies! 28997948



thank you.
no, i did not know this.
it surely is news to me.
thank you for relaying to me this important and pertinent information.
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Sedona is beautiful, but has more than it's fair share of new age weirdos.
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He should totally jump, I need my ass saved, I have been pretty naughty all year
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I'm a bit morbid I guess, because I was up this morning looking for information on his little stunt. I had to search hard to find any current info on him, but eventually found a few Sedona newspaper articles from yesterday.

He told the local newspaper(s) that he never meant that he was actually going to "jump", that it was metaphorical. And yet, I saw him on several TV shows stating he was going to jump (LITERALLY through a portal and wasn't scared of dying, and to please send him donations in $100 increments..he accepts paypal.

All he did was hike up the trail and stand on the rock with 11 other people. Fin-
 Quoting: JennOfArc


That is what I read as well.

He stated in no uncertain terms that he would physically jump and he had ultimate faith that he would enter his "portal"

I wonder if people will demand their money back.

chuckle
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according to the blog we have 17 minutes left to go!
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The Mayans use to cut out the hearts of their human sacrifices while it was still pumping. Perhaps he's up for that instead.

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your posts and pins are terrible.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24201234


but you cannot help yourself and you MUST click on them.
hehe :)

who has the POW-WAH NAH, BRO?
 Quoting: pink cat


Well shit, got me there. BTW, its nothing personal, sometimes i just think you pin your posts sometimes cause you can. for some reason that annoys me, oh well.
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your posts and pins are terrible.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24201234


but you cannot help yourself and you MUST click on them.
hehe :)

who has the POW-WAH NAH, BRO?
 Quoting: pink cat


Well shit, got me there. BTW, its nothing personal, sometimes i just think you pin your posts sometimes cause you can. for some reason that annoys me, oh well.

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