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BREAKING: Reports Coming In That David Wilcock Has Ascended Into The 5th Dimension - David Claims He Was Right All Along About Dec 21st, 2012

 
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[link to divinecosmos.com]

He'll be back for this i guess :-)
between the material and the astral planes...

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Re: BREAKING: Reports Coming In That David Wilcock Has Ascended Into The 5th Dimension - David Claims He Was Right All Along About Dec 21st, 2012
Here's what really happened:

The Fanboy Version:

At 11:11 GMT sharp, David Wilcock heard someone knocking on his front door. When he opened it, he was greeted by three (notice the synchronicity) men in pristine white uniforms.

They told him they were Pleiadans who had come to pick up him with their UFO and that together they would fly through a Gateway that leads to the Fifth Dimension.

Wilcock didn't even need to consult his top insiders to conclude this UFO was genuine. It had swirling red lights and also made a funny noise. Wilcock decided this could only be the product of advanced Russian Torsion Physics.

The men then gave Wilcock an injection with a substance they claimed would smoothen the ascension process. Finally they flew off to the gateway and Wilcock had a huge self-satisfied, shit-eating grin the whole journey through.

The factual, non Fanboy version:

David Wilcock was picked up by an ambulance and a team of highly skilled, psychiatric emergency nurses.

He now resides in a padded isolation cell in the Gateways Psychiatric Hospital in LA and when the Thorazine wears off, he'll have a session with his psychiatrist Daniel who has had Wilcock under observation for a great number of years.
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Uhhh ok David, just slip on this nice, white jacket with the buckles in the back.
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Uhhh ok David, just slip on this nice, white jacket with the buckles in the back.
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Yes David, put it on. It's a transdimensional tranmugalator. It's the only way you'll survive the trip through the wormhole. You like wormholes don't you David?
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No link. This indicates OP is a troll.
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No link. This indicates OP is a troll.
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BULLSHIT, it's The Cock's writing style. It's him.
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Apparently only David Wilcock, Mike Quinsey, Blossom Goodchild and Sheldan Nidle have ascended. The rest of us stay stuck in dreary old 3D with only our sense of humour to save us.
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Re: BREAKING: Reports Coming In That David Wilcock Has Ascended Into The 5th Dimension - David Claims He Was Right All Along About Dec 21st, 2012
Here's what really happened:

The Fanboy Version:

At 11:11 GMT sharp, David Wilcock heard someone knocking on his front door. When he opened it, he was greeted by three (notice the synchronicity) men in pristine white uniforms.

They told him they were Pleiadans who had come to pick up him with their UFO and that together they would fly through a Gateway that leads to the Fifth Dimension.

Wilcock didn't even need to consult his top insiders to conclude this UFO was genuine. It had swirling red lights and also made a funny noise. Wilcock decided this could only be the product of advanced Russian Torsion Physics.

The men then gave Wilcock an injection with a substance they claimed would smoothen the ascension process. Finally they flew off to the gateway and Wilcock had a huge self-satisfied, shit-eating grin the whole journey through.

The factual, non Fanboy version:

David Wilcock was picked up by an ambulance and a team of highly skilled, psychiatric emergency nurses.

He now resides in a padded isolation cell in the Gateways Psychiatric Hospital in LA and when the Thorazine wears off, he'll have a session with his psychiatrist Daniel who has had Wilcock under observation for a great number of years.
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what he sais is totaly crap, 2 thing happen acutally
if you are loving person you ascend little with your 3. eye its acutally enhances and you have more and more psychic powers !! unfurtunaltey i am acutally kind of possesed with demons who want to bother me (i feel always a little tension in my 3. EYE and demand that they vanish and they go, but they cannot cause im living a christian live !! everybody who wants to "ascend" should become a christ, this is the only religion who counts and you can be saved, cause when you are a christ then you can pray for help in extreme situations, otherwise you will get no help.

2. will happen after the 3. WW and after clearification of the earth (all sinful countries will be punished: saw england and ireland will be flooded, see edgar cayces prophecy) , soon to happen in 2013 (i have also no dates for these events) . the last thing after all these terrible events is the DNA alteration with a kind of neutrino wave coming from the skies for the rest of the people. this will change our entire body, phyiscially and mentally, who exaclty i dont know, but i saw these in a vision , that from the sky came a wave to change all people into new real 4D Humans , you can actually imagine what this means: fully telepathy skills, telekinesis, and other psychis abilitites you can imagine (dont know exactly), no more death

so people get christian soon this is the only way to survive,
very soon to come the famous christian warning (starts the endtimes and the purification of the earth)

my exclusive visions, translate into your cool language english !!

[link to worldwen.vs120101.hl-users.com]
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the former link is for information of the 100% coming warning

here my genuine visions

[link to worldwen.vs120101.hl-users.com]
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Re: BREAKING: Reports Coming In That David Wilcock Has Ascended Into The 5th Dimension - David Claims He Was Right All Along About Dec 21st, 2012
David is so dreamy with his golden locks of hair. Gives me shivers thinking about that sexy ascended master.
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In other words, he'll be around just enough to cash checks. Smooth Pleya, ssssmmmooooooth.
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Make sure you keep buying the crap, he has to pay for that trip somehow.
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"They cannot see what's-up if They are looking down." (TastyThoughts)
"Something is smelly! Something is smelly, like an old barnacle encrusted shoe washing ashore in the middle of summer." (TastyThoughts)
"Yes happy Earth day. Now go tell the wicked to stop damaging the Human Species therefore/and the Earth; For, they are discombobulating the entire Universe and upsetting the Most High God." (TastyThoughts)
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Uhhh ok David, just slip on this nice, white jacket with the buckles in the back.
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Uhhh ok David, just slip on this nice, white jacket with the buckles in the back.
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Re: BREAKING: Reports Coming In That David Wilcock Has Ascended Into The 5th Dimension - David Claims He Was Right All Along About Dec 21st, 2012
He is having a love in with Drake at the Bahamas mansion that he bought with all the money from Mr &Mrs. Gullible
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Apparently only David Wilcock, Mike Quinsey, Blossom Goodchild and Sheldan Nidle have ascended. The rest of us stay stuck in dreary old 3D with only our sense of humour to save us.
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Wiltacock, Piddle, and goodnightmare all can Ass End themselves.
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Wonder if he drank the Kool-Aid
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wonder if he swallows
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Translation:

He ascended into some dude's anus, caught monkey aids and died.

True story.

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Holy crap, I laughed so hard and so often at this thread that I have tears coming out of my eyes and had to cover my face with my pillow so I didn't wake wifey. Oh, the lulz!

hf
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FUCKING MORAN!!
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FUCKING MORAN!!
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Whats a moran.....???
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Wow, Shillcock knows no bounds
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A genuine jack-ass-hole.

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