BREAKING: Reports Coming In That David Wilcock Has Ascended Into The 5th Dimension - David Claims He Was Right All Along About Dec 21st, 2012

this guy is really a piece of shit gay porn actor david swallocock

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He'll be back for this i guess :-)

Uhhh ok David, just slip on this nice, white jacket with the buckles in the back.

Yes David, put it on. It's a transdimensional tranmugalator. It's the only way you'll survive the trip through the wormhole. You like wormholes don't you David?

No link. This indicates OP is a troll.

BULLSHIT, it's The Cock's writing style. It's him.

Apparently only David Wilcock, Mike Quinsey, Blossom Goodchild and Sheldan Nidle have ascended. The rest of us stay stuck in dreary old 3D with only our sense of humour to save us.

what he sais is totaly crap, 2 thing happen acutally
if you are loving person you ascend little with your 3. eye its acutally enhances and you have more and more psychic powers !! unfurtunaltey i am acutally kind of possesed with demons who want to bother me (i feel always a little tension in my 3. EYE and demand that they vanish and they go, but they cannot cause im living a christian live !! everybody who wants to "ascend" should become a christ, this is the only religion who counts and you can be saved, cause when you are a christ then you can pray for help in extreme situations, otherwise you will get no help.

2. will happen after the 3. WW and after clearification of the earth (all sinful countries will be punished: saw england and ireland will be flooded, see edgar cayces prophecy) , soon to happen in 2013 (i have also no dates for these events) . the last thing after all these terrible events is the DNA alteration with a kind of neutrino wave coming from the skies for the rest of the people. this will change our entire body, phyiscially and mentally, who exaclty i dont know, but i saw these in a vision , that from the sky came a wave to change all people into new real 4D Humans , you can actually imagine what this means: fully telepathy skills, telekinesis, and other psychis abilitites you can imagine (dont know exactly), no more death

so people get christian soon this is the only way to survive,
very soon to come the famous christian warning (starts the endtimes and the purification of the earth)

my exclusive visions, translate into your cool language english !!

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the former link is for information of the 100% coming warning

here my genuine visions

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David is so dreamy with his golden locks of hair. Gives me shivers thinking about that sexy ascended master.

In other words, he'll be around just enough to cash checks. Smooth Pleya, ssssmmmooooooth.

Make sure you keep buying the crap, he has to pay for that trip somehow.

He is having a love in with Drake at the Bahamas mansion that he bought with all the money from Mr &Mrs. Gullible

Wiltacock, Piddle, and goodnightmare all can Ass End themselves.

wonder if he swallows

Gayvid Dreamcock

Translation:

He ascended into some dude's anus, caught monkey aids and died.

True story.



Last Edited by kangablue on 01/02/2013 12:42 PM

Holy crap, I laughed so hard and so often at this thread that I have tears coming out of my eyes and had to cover my face with my pillow so I didn't wake wifey. Oh, the lulz!

Whats a moran.....???

Wow, Shillcock knows no bounds

A genuine jack-ass-hole.