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OMG my kitchen calendar ENDS in 11 days! Doom!

 
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PS. To all the putzes out there who put even an inkling of energy into the Mayan doom, let me just say this: I knew it wouldn't happen for 11 more days, 'cuz my calendar tells me so.

lmao
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Fucking comedians. I am SO sick of brain-dead comedians...
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rofl
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Fucking comedians. I am SO sick of brain-dead comedians...
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You laughed. You know you laughed.

rimshotverycool
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Fucking comedians. I am SO sick of brain-dead comedians...
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You laughed. You know you laughed.

rimshotverycool
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Cringed actually...
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Fucking comedians. I am SO sick of brain-dead comedians...
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You laughed. You know you laughed.

rimshotverycool
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Cringed actually...
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You should see a doctor about your problem. moshpit
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Mine too!
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Mine too!
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We should hold hands together on that night. ;-)

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No matter what kind of calendar you have, your days are numbered.

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Can I put my tomato plants back out now?
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Can I put my tomato plants back out now?
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Only until the 31st. Then they should be turned into a pizza.
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I only use the calendar on my iPhone

In fact I didn't even type this, I just talk into my phone.
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My calendar ends December 29th.

It is a recipe calendar, and I used the recipes for December 30th and 31st a long long time ago.

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My calendar ends December 29th.

It is a recipe calendar, and I used the recipes for December 30th and 31st a long long time ago.

blink
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Oh god, there isn't enough time left to prepare then!!!! We're all gonna die!!!!!

1rof1
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I just ran my desktop calendar up to 2312. Nothing happened. My computer didn't crash and no alarms went off.
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I just ran my desktop calendar up to 2312. Nothing happened. My computer didn't crash and no alarms went off.
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It's a trick - a trick, I tell ya to get you over confident. The first clue is that they want you to believe you'll live to 2312. You know that's a lie.

How can you trust someone who would lie to you like that?

They originally wanted to kill you with the emf's from the phone. A big fat brain tumor.

But they'll settle for December 31st as your last full day.
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My calendar ends December 29th.

It is a recipe calendar, and I used the recipes for December 30th and 31st a long long time ago.

blink
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21062266


Oh god, there isn't enough time left to prepare then!!!! We're all gonna die!!!!!

1rof1
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Worse yet, we die without pizza!
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Shhhh. Don't tell anyone but I've heard from my uncle at the tomato plant shoppe that they're selling 2013 calendars at the grocery store. secrets
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Re: OMG my kitchen calendar ENDS in 11 days! Doom!
What should I do? hiding


PS. To all the putzes out there who put even an inkling of energy into the Mayan doom, let me just say this: I knew it wouldn't happen for 11 more days, 'cuz my calendar tells me so.

lmao
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 990186


I just looked, MINE DOES TOO

damned

it must be true then OP, two calendars hundreds of miles apart saying the same thing cannot just be a coincidence.

(Hope I get one bought for me for Christmas for 2013)

lmao
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One Crowded hour of glorious life, is worth an age without a name - Thomas Osbert Mordaunt
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PS. To all the putzes out there who put even an inkling of energy into the Mayan doom, let me just say this: I knew it wouldn't happen for 11 more days, 'cuz my calendar tells me so.

lmao
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 990186


I just looked, MINE DOES TOO

damned

it must be true then OP, two calendars hundreds of miles apart saying the same thing cannot just be a coincidence.

(Hope I get one bought for me for Christmas for 2013)

lmao
 Quoting: Lotus Flower


Nope. All the calendar makers were beamed up early this morning.
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PS. To all the putzes out there who put even an inkling of energy into the Mayan doom, let me just say this: I knew it wouldn't happen for 11 more days, 'cuz my calendar tells me so.

lmao
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 990186


I just looked, MINE DOES TOO

damned

it must be true then OP, two calendars hundreds of miles apart saying the same thing cannot just be a coincidence.

(Hope I get one bought for me for Christmas for 2013)

lmao
 Quoting: Lotus Flower


Nope. All the calendar makers were beamed up early this morning.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 990186


No there is this one

laugh

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Lotus

Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares - Hebrews 13:2

One Crowded hour of glorious life, is worth an age without a name - Thomas Osbert Mordaunt
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Re: OMG my kitchen calendar ENDS in 11 days! Doom!
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PS. To all the putzes out there who put even an inkling of energy into the Mayan doom, let me just say this: I knew it wouldn't happen for 11 more days, 'cuz my calendar tells me so.

lmao
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 990186


I just looked, MINE DOES TOO

damned

it must be true then OP, two calendars hundreds of miles apart saying the same thing cannot just be a coincidence.

(Hope I get one bought for me for Christmas for 2013)

lmao
 Quoting: Lotus Flower


PS. You're right about thatt. It is well known in the calendar industry that the world is definitely ending. They got it goin' on. They know every single day that is coming ( ever see a calendar with a day missing? See what I mean!)

The fact that the all stopped on THE SAME DAY tell ya all you need to know.
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PS. To all the putzes out there who put even an inkling of energy into the Mayan doom, let me just say this: I knew it wouldn't happen for 11 more days, 'cuz my calendar tells me so.

lmao
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glp uncle
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PS. To all the putzes out there who put even an inkling of energy into the Mayan doom, let me just say this: I knew it wouldn't happen for 11 more days, 'cuz my calendar tells me so.

lmao
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 990186


I just looked, MINE DOES TOO

damned

it must be true then OP, two calendars hundreds of miles apart saying the same thing cannot just be a coincidence.

(Hope I get one bought for me for Christmas for 2013)

lmao
 Quoting: Lotus Flower


Nope. All the calendar makers were beamed up early this morning.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 990186


No there is this one

laugh

:calendar:
 Quoting: Lotus Flower


chuckle

Has he ever been right about anything?
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PS. To all the putzes out there who put even an inkling of energy into the Mayan doom, let me just say this: I knew it wouldn't happen for 11 more days, 'cuz my calendar tells me so.

lmao
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 990186


I just looked, MINE DOES TOO

damned

it must be true then OP, two calendars hundreds of miles apart saying the same thing cannot just be a coincidence.

(Hope I get one bought for me for Christmas for 2013)

lmao
 Quoting: Lotus Flower


PS. You're right about thatt. It is well known in the calendar industry that the world is definitely ending. They got it goin' on. They know every single day that is coming ( ever see a calendar with a day missing? See what I mean!)

The fact that the all stopped on THE SAME DAY tell ya all you need to know.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 990186


You know, I never thought about it like that, you are so correct!!

and another thing - when one of those little Leap Years arrive, have you noticed the way EVERY SINGLE CALENDAR has that extra day in? I am getting scared now.

hiding
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Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares - Hebrews 13:2

One Crowded hour of glorious life, is worth an age without a name - Thomas Osbert Mordaunt
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PS. To all the putzes out there who put even an inkling of energy into the Mayan doom, let me just say this: I knew it wouldn't happen for 11 more days, 'cuz my calendar tells me so.

lmao
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 990186


:glp uncle:
 Quoting: #Geomagnetic_Storm#


Wow, you and I have the SAME uncle!
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PS. To all the putzes out there who put even an inkling of energy into the Mayan doom, let me just say this: I knew it wouldn't happen for 11 more days, 'cuz my calendar tells me so.

lmao
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 990186


I just looked, MINE DOES TOO

damned

it must be true then OP, two calendars hundreds of miles apart saying the same thing cannot just be a coincidence.

(Hope I get one bought for me for Christmas for 2013)

lmao
 Quoting: Lotus Flower


PS. You're right about thatt. It is well known in the calendar industry that the world is definitely ending. They got it goin' on. They know every single day that is coming ( ever see a calendar with a day missing? See what I mean!)

The fact that the all stopped on THE SAME DAY tell ya all you need to know.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 990186


You know, I never thought about it like that, you are so correct!!

and another thing - when one of those little Leap Years arrive, have you noticed the way EVERY SINGLE CALENDAR has that extra day in? I am getting scared now.

hiding
 Quoting: Lotus Flower


Yeah...and did you notice they all put the extra day in the exact same place!
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I just looked, MINE DOES TOO

damned

it must be true then OP, two calendars hundreds of miles apart saying the same thing cannot just be a coincidence.

(Hope I get one bought for me for Christmas for 2013)

lmao
 Quoting: Lotus Flower


PS. You're right about thatt. It is well known in the calendar industry that the world is definitely ending. They got it goin' on. They know every single day that is coming ( ever see a calendar with a day missing? See what I mean!)

The fact that the all stopped on THE SAME DAY tell ya all you need to know.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 990186


You know, I never thought about it like that, you are so correct!!

and another thing - when one of those little Leap Years arrive, have you noticed the way EVERY SINGLE CALENDAR has that extra day in? I am getting scared now.

hiding
 Quoting: Lotus Flower


Yeah...and did you notice they all put the extra day in the exact same place!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 990186


damned

This thread should be pinned.
Lotus

Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares - Hebrews 13:2

One Crowded hour of glorious life, is worth an age without a name - Thomas Osbert Mordaunt
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Re: OMG my kitchen calendar ENDS in 11 days! Doom!
Well, buy a new one you skimpy calendartard...
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Re: OMG my kitchen calendar ENDS in 11 days! Doom!
I had one which ended on 2009. Never got a new cause we all died back then and now we are posting to glp from the afterlife.

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