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I'm being trained as a Patsy

 
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12/21/2012 01:05 PM
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I'm being trained as a Patsy
They have been using classical conditioning to make me appear crazy and blackmail to try and shut me up. Seriously, wtf do I do?

Is it the CIA? Is it the FBI? Is it Mossad or another foreign intelligence service setting up more revenge on the United States?

I DON'T KNOW WTF TO DO BECAUSE MY STORY IS TOO UNBELIEVABLE TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. I DON'T WANT IT TO BE TOO LATE. I DON'T WANT TO GO DOWN AS SOME KIND OF MONSTER THAT I'M NOT.
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12/21/2012 01:10 PM
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Re: I'm being trained as a Patsy
don't worry, they can never make you guilty. they only let it look like.
just stay rational and honest.
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12/21/2012 01:15 PM
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Re: I'm being trained as a Patsy
don't worry, they can never make you guilty. they only let it look like.
just stay rational and honest.
 Quoting: icepack


I'm trying. It's hard. I would almost rather be guilty than look like it (almost). I'm 30. My life hasn't been great but I've tried to be a good person. I'd rather die than spend the rest of my life in prison for something I had no part in or be involved in some future event that I want no part of.

Worst of all, I CAN'T GET ANY HELP.
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Re: I'm being trained as a Patsy
have you had any extreme stinging in your body lately ?

you should try psychiatrics, exorcists, shaman etc.
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12/21/2012 01:23 PM
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Re: I'm being trained as a Patsy
have you had any extreme stinging in your body lately ?

you should try psychiatrics, exorcists, shaman etc.
 Quoting: icepack


It happened once. A MASER or infrared laser doesn't respond well to drugs. They played me a video about how my suffering was valuable and blasted me for 5 min or so.

Exorcist, shaman... not what I'm looking for.
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12/21/2012 01:29 PM
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Re: I'm being trained as a Patsy
Seriously, why do they do this? WTF do I do?
Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2012 01:32 PM
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Seriously, why do they do this? WTF do I do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28229785


your schizophrenic...
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12/21/2012 01:35 PM
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Seriously, why do they do this? WTF do I do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28229785


your schizophrenic...
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Thanks for the diagnosis. My doctor disagrees.
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Re: I'm being trained as a Patsy
They have been using classical conditioning to make me appear crazy and blackmail to try and shut me up. Seriously, wtf do I do?

Is it the CIA? Is it the FBI? Is it Mossad or another foreign intelligence service setting up more revenge on the United States?

I DON'T KNOW WTF TO DO BECAUSE MY STORY IS TOO UNBELIEVABLE TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. I DON'T WANT IT TO BE TOO LATE. I DON'T WANT TO GO DOWN AS SOME KIND OF MONSTER THAT I'M NOT.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28229785


Zakk?
"And I know that when I leave savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock. Even from your own number men will arise and distort the truth in order to draw away disciples after them. So be on your guard. We are not the wolves at the gate, we are the ones who face them."

And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved. Matthew 10:22

Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you
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Seriously, why do they do this? WTF do I do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28229785


your schizophrenic...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29643034


Thanks for the diagnosis. My doctor disagrees.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28229785


i take that back, your just an attention whore...
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12/21/2012 01:39 PM
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Re: I'm being trained as a Patsy
They have been using classical conditioning to make me appear crazy and blackmail to try and shut me up. Seriously, wtf do I do?

Is it the CIA? Is it the FBI? Is it Mossad or another foreign intelligence service setting up more revenge on the United States?

I DON'T KNOW WTF TO DO BECAUSE MY STORY IS TOO UNBELIEVABLE TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. I DON'T WANT IT TO BE TOO LATE. I DON'T WANT TO GO DOWN AS SOME KIND OF MONSTER THAT I'M NOT.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28229785


Zakk?
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


nope

Seriously, why do they do this? WTF do I do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28229785


your schizophrenic...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29643034


Thanks for the diagnosis. My doctor disagrees.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28229785


i take that back, your just an attention whore...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29643034


Hey, the more attention I draw to myself the better. Maybe someone that can actually help will respond. At the very least, someone will question wtf happened if worse does come to worse.

Also, FUCK YOU.
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12/21/2012 01:43 PM
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Re: I'm being trained as a Patsy
"I'm being trained as a Patsy"

You sound like a "Mary" to me.
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Re: I'm being trained as a Patsy
They have been using classical conditioning to make me appear crazy and blackmail to try and shut me up. Seriously, wtf do I do?

Is it the CIA? Is it the FBI? Is it Mossad or another foreign intelligence service setting up more revenge on the United States?

I DON'T KNOW WTF TO DO BECAUSE MY STORY IS TOO UNBELIEVABLE TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. I DON'T WANT IT TO BE TOO LATE. I DON'T WANT TO GO DOWN AS SOME KIND OF MONSTER THAT I'M NOT.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28229785


Change the TV station...

Watch cartoons for the day...Try Underdog reruns :-)
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12/21/2012 01:45 PM
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12/21/2012 01:47 PM
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"I'm being trained as a Patsy"

You sound like a "Mary" to me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22766929


rocket FUCK YOU TOO rocket
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12/21/2012 01:47 PM
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Re: I'm being trained as a Patsy
Go for it Killer! lol

macgun

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This is serious shit.
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12/21/2012 01:48 PM
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Re: I'm being trained as a Patsy
I'm a Patsy, and my mission comes February 28, 2013 at 7:49 PM in Burlington, VT.

I will walk into a McDonalds, and casually order Apple Slices. After paying the fifty cents required for purchase of said item, I will then violently throw them at the nearest plant. After enjoying the horrified reaction of everyone in the building, at my horrific act of violence, I will slowly leave the building.


I don't know why I was trained to do this. But it is my life purpose. All the years of mkultra sessions, all the years of suffering abuse, and all the sleepless nights with my horrific nightmares infused with dissociative identity disorder, have led to this! I am not who I was, but I am who they want me to be! I am Martina Les Deru, the terrorist of apple slices!

anon
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12/21/2012 01:49 PM
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Re: I'm being trained as a Patsy
They have been using classical conditioning to make me appear crazy and blackmail to try and shut me up. Seriously, wtf do I do?

Is it the CIA? Is it the FBI? Is it Mossad or another foreign intelligence service setting up more revenge on the United States?

I DON'T KNOW WTF TO DO BECAUSE MY STORY IS TOO UNBELIEVABLE TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. I DON'T WANT IT TO BE TOO LATE. I DON'T WANT TO GO DOWN AS SOME KIND OF MONSTER THAT I'M NOT.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28229785


Zakk?
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


nope

...


your schizophrenic...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29643034


Thanks for the diagnosis. My doctor disagrees.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28229785


i take that back, your just an attention whore...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29643034


Hey, the more attention I draw to myself the better. Maybe someone that can actually help will respond. At the very least, someone will question wtf happened if worse does come to worse.

Also, FUCK YOU.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28229785


The only person that can help you is yourself. You obviously have some issues if you feel the need to post some bullshit like this. Grow up and learn to accept your life, however pathetic and pointless it may be..., and fuck you for trying to manipulate the hoards of gullible idiots on here. Threads like these just distract from actual posters who seek the TRUTH.
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12/21/2012 01:51 PM
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just put it all out there OP.
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12/21/2012 01:52 PM
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Re: I'm being trained as a Patsy
I'm a Patsy, and my mission comes February 28, 2013 at 7:49 PM in Burlington, VT.

I will walk into a McDonalds, and casually order Apple Slices. After paying the fifty cents required for purchase of said item, I will then violently throw them at the nearest plant. After enjoying the horrified reaction of everyone in the building, at my horrific act of violence, I will slowly leave the building.


I don't know why I was trained to do this. But it is my life purpose. All the years of mkultra sessions, all the years of suffering abuse, and all the sleepless nights with my horrific nightmares infused with dissociative identity disorder, have led to this! I am not who I was, but I am who they want me to be! I am Martina Les Deru, the terrorist of apple slices!

anon
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21062266


That's awesome. See, this person knows how to be helpful.

Also, they aren't MKultra sessions so much as classical conditioning and "suggestions" about what I should do. Also at least one drugging, people following me around, and shit getting stolen from my place. If violence comes at me, I'll be fucking armed.
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12/21/2012 01:56 PM
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You need to pray to The LORD to watch over you and to guide you. Do it in all seriousness in your deep heart - call out to The LORD to rescue you. He will then provide a way.
nwo_watcher_911
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12/21/2012 01:59 PM
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This is serious shit.
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Then laugh about it bro.

And realize YOU have CONTROL of it
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


I have some control over my reaction to it. I cannot control if someone else is dead. I cannot control a couple old as fucking dust tails following me when I drive. I cannot control getting hit with something that makes my whole body burn. I cannot control my computer getting repeatedly hacked. I cannot control getting drugged against my will by something that makes my go numb for a month in the wrong places.

I can go to the authorities and sound crazy, or keep it to myself and endure literal torture. I went to the authorities, but I still don't wtf to do.
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This is serious shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28229785


Then laugh about it bro.

And realize YOU have CONTROL of it
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


I have some control over my reaction to it. I cannot control if someone else is dead. I cannot control a couple old as fucking dust tails following me when I drive. I cannot control getting hit with something that makes my whole body burn. I cannot control my computer getting repeatedly hacked. I cannot control getting drugged against my will by something that makes my go numb for a month in the wrong places.

I can go to the authorities and sound crazy, or keep it to myself and endure literal torture. I went to the authorities, but I still don't wtf to do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28229785


You Are Healed
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Great, I'm healed. Two kids are dead. I may be being set up as a patsy and I'm still being monitored by some nefarious assholes. Either government or entertainment industry.

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