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Time for reasonable gun control - THE SOLUTION

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2012 01:37 PM
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Time for reasonable gun control - THE SOLUTION
1) Disarm all Democrats
2) Disarm all Federal agents and employees

Problem solved.
Dr. Lecter
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Goofy Thum
Liberal Logic - Demanding that the government stay out of their bedrooms while insisting on taxpayer funded birth control.
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12/21/2012 01:38 PM
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Stoopid Moran. whatever
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12/21/2012 01:41 PM
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Stoopid Moran. whatever
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23948538


Give me you gun, libtard.
You don't have the mental capacity to responsibly own on.

Also, you are barred from getting within 100 yards of a voting booth, ever.
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12/21/2012 01:41 PM
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Goofy Thum
 Quoting: Dr. Lecter


cheers
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Stoopid Moran. whatever
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23948538


Give me your gun, libtard.
You don't have the mental capacity to responsibly own one.

Also, you are barred from getting within 100 yards of a voting booth, ever.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30549134


Damn wireless keyboard.
Fixed.
Sleeping Giant
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Whoop!

yoda
The hour has already come for you to wake up from your slumber, because our salvation is nearer now than when we first believed. Romans 13:11

And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved. Matthew 10:22

Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you
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12/21/2012 02:06 PM
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Whoop!

yoda
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You're good.

Whoop whoop!
Sleeping Giant
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Whoop!

yoda
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


You're good.

Whoop whoop!
 Quoting: Carshy 30549134


Did you lose your password again?

chuckle
The hour has already come for you to wake up from your slumber, because our salvation is nearer now than when we first believed. Romans 13:11

And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved. Matthew 10:22

Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you
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12/21/2012 02:09 PM
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Whoop!

yoda
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


You're good.

Whoop whoop!
 Quoting: Carshy 30549134


Did you lose your password again?

chuckle
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


Apparently.
Some mystery mod nuked me and refused to say why...
cry
*HEISENBERG*

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12/21/2012 02:09 PM
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Sounds like a gun control agenda I could support Mr. McCarsh
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12/21/2012 02:10 PM
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Sounds like a gun control agenda I could support Mr. McCarsh
 Quoting: *HEISENBERG*


Only exceptionally bright people agree with me.

cheers
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12/21/2012 02:11 PM
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Take a deep breath and exhale slowly while you pull the trigger.
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12/21/2012 02:11 PM
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You could go futher than that. Criteria for future gun ownership

1. Drink bourbon
2. Screw whores and orphan boys
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12/21/2012 02:12 PM
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Sounds like a gun control agenda I could support Mr. McCarsh
 Quoting: *HEISENBERG*


Only exceptionally bright people agree with me.

cheers
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cool2
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You could go futher than that. Criteria for future gun ownership

1. Drink bourbon
2. Screw whores and orphan boys
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:relax12:

Last Edited by *Evan on 12/21/2012 02:12 PM
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12/21/2012 02:12 PM
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Re: Time for reasonable gun control - THE SOLUTION
1) Disarm all Democrats
2) Disarm all Federal agents and employees

Problem solved.
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I like this!

Only regular, law-abiding persons, should carry!
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12/21/2012 02:12 PM
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You could go futher than that. Criteria for future gun ownership

1. Drink bourbon
2. Screw whores and orphan boys
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9520353


That's how to become a Democrat legend.
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12/21/2012 02:12 PM
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Maybe there should be an age requirement of 25 to purchase a firearm that is a handgun, semi-automatic, or high capacity? That is when the cerebral cortex finishes maturing. Perhaps anyone under that age is simply too unpredictable.
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12/21/2012 02:13 PM
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Take a deep breath and exhale slowly while you pull the trigger.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30403256


Q. What did you feel when you shot that rapist?
A. (shrug) Mild recoil.
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12/21/2012 02:15 PM
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Maybe there should be an age requirement of 25 to purchase a firearm that is a handgun, semi-automatic, or high capacity? That is when the cerebral cortex finishes maturing. Perhaps anyone under that age is simply too unpredictable.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28912132


How about an IQ test before you can vote?
Most Democrats would never qualify at any age.
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12/21/2012 02:17 PM
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Re: Time for reasonable gun control - THE SOLUTION
1) Disarm all Democrats
2) Disarm all Federal agents and employees

Problem solved.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30549134


I like this!

Only regular, law-abiding persons, should carry!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2727760


Think America, 1920.
You could go to the local Hammer Hardware store, buy a 100 lb. bag of hemp seed and 2 Thompson .45 machine guns, and get change back from your gold-backed $10 note.
Sleeping Giant
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Stoopid Moran. whatever
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23948538


Give me your gun, libtard.
You don't have the mental capacity to responsibly own one.

Also, you are barred from getting within 100 yards of a voting booth, ever.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30549134


Damn wireless keyboard.
Fixed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30549134


I doubt libtard mcgee even noticed..
The hour has already come for you to wake up from your slumber, because our salvation is nearer now than when we first believed. Romans 13:11

And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved. Matthew 10:22

Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you
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12/21/2012 02:20 PM
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Stoopid Moran. whatever
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23948538


Give me your gun, libtard.
You don't have the mental capacity to responsibly own one.

Also, you are barred from getting within 100 yards of a voting booth, ever.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30549134


Damn wireless keyboard.
Fixed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30549134


I doubt libtard mcgee even noticed..
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


No, he didn't, but I'm driven by my own relentless sense of perfection...

superman
Sleeping Giant
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12/21/2012 02:22 PM

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Take a deep breath and exhale slowly while you pull the trigger.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30403256


Q. What did you feel when you shot that rapist?
A. (shrug) Mild recoil.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30549134


yes! I never get to use this smilie!

rapist
The hour has already come for you to wake up from your slumber, because our salvation is nearer now than when we first believed. Romans 13:11

And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved. Matthew 10:22

Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you
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12/21/2012 02:22 PM
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Re: Time for reasonable gun control - THE SOLUTION
1) Disarm all Democrats
2) Disarm all Federal agents and employees

Problem solved.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30549134


I like this!

Only regular, law-abiding persons, should carry!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2727760


Think America, 1920.
You could go to the local Hammer Hardware store, buy a 100 lb. bag of hemp seed and 2 Thompson .45 machine guns, and get change back from your gold-backed $10 note.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30549134


Fuck, YEAH!

Those halcyon days WILL return!
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12/21/2012 02:27 PM
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Take a deep breath and exhale slowly while you pull the trigger.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30403256


Q. What did you feel when you shot that rapist?
A. (shrug) Mild recoil.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30549134


yes! I never get to use this smilie!

:rapist:
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


1rof1 lmao
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12/21/2012 02:28 PM
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Re: Time for reasonable gun control - THE SOLUTION
1) Disarm all Democrats
2) Disarm all Federal agents and employees

Problem solved.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30549134


I like this!

Only regular, law-abiding persons, should carry!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2727760


Think America, 1920.
You could go to the local Hammer Hardware store, buy a 100 lb. bag of hemp seed and 2 Thompson .45 machine guns, and get change back from your gold-backed $10 note.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30549134


Fuck, YEAH!

Those halcyon days WILL return!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2727760


From my keyboard to God's inbox.
cheers
Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2012 02:28 PM
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+ Any welfare recipients.
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12/21/2012 02:29 PM
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+ Any welfare recipients.
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There are no Republicans on welfare.
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12/21/2012 02:31 PM
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5*

I think bloomberg should go first by walking alone in Harlem at midnight without his ARMED bodyguards.

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