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Why do SyFy Ch's Movies Suck Soooo Bad?

 
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Why do SyFy Ch's Movies Suck Soooo Bad?
"Doomsday Prophecy" on now, wow what a stinker....hell most that I see on there are complete CRAP, some story lines aren't so bad but the acting is, is, is just UTTER CRAP!

your thoughts?
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Re: Why do SyFy Ch's Movies Suck Soooo Bad?
they suck so bad they're good

ohyeah
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Re: Why do SyFy Ch's Movies Suck Soooo Bad?
Cable TV in general has become a vast wasteland over the last decade.
Remember when cable TV actually meant getting getting REAL movies that came out 3-6 months earlier?

Now all they play, unless you PAY MORE, is decades old crap.

Prime example of the SEWAGE that now inhabits HBO....what USED TO BE a first run movie channel.
Sad.

maher

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Re: Why do SyFy Ch's Movies Suck Soooo Bad?
you have to look at them for what they are. they're well past even Mystery Science Theater 3000 funny/bad. we never miss them. i mean... what is cooler than fucking SHARKTOPUS? hm?
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Re: Why do SyFy Ch's Movies Suck Soooo Bad?
Cos usually the have a very low budget !
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you have to look at them for what they are. they're well past even Mystery Science Theater 3000 funny/bad. we never miss them. i mean... what is cooler than fucking SHARKTOPUS? hm?
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Someone needs to bring that back to rank on most of the garbage they produce.
That show would have a FIELD DAY with all this new material.


ohyeah

Mystery Science Theater 3000


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Re: Why do SyFy Ch's Movies Suck Soooo Bad?
Cable TV in general has become a vast wasteland over the last decade.
Remember when cable TV actually meant getting getting REAL movies that came out 3-6 months earlier?

Now all they play, unless you PAY MORE, is decades old crap.

Prime example of the SEWAGE that now inhabits HBO....what USE TO BE a first run movie channel.

:maher:
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I know, DirecTv gives me Showtime for 3 mo as a gift every year and the last time I called in the 1st week and said turn it off , it wasn't worth watching, even for free.
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you have to look at them for what they are. they're well past even Mystery Science Theater 3000 funny/bad. we never miss them. i mean... what is cooler than fucking SHARKTOPUS? hm?
 Quoting: weenerdog 1416284


Someone needs to bring that back to rank on most of the garbage they produce.
That show would have a FIELD DAY with all this new material.


ohyeah



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Re: Why do SyFy Ch's Movies Suck Soooo Bad?
because stoners need entertainment too !!
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1rof1
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Debbie Gibson??? lol

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Re: Why do SyFy Ch's Movies Suck Soooo Bad?
Cable TV in general has become a vast wasteland over the last decade.
Remember when cable TV actually meant getting getting REAL movies that came out 3-6 months earlier?

Now all they play, unless you PAY MORE, is decades old crap.

Prime example of the SEWAGE that now inhabits HBO....what USED TO BE a first run movie channel.
Sad.

:maher:
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clappa
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1rof1
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Debbie Gibson??? lol

:wtfdoc: :gluesniff:


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Is that Loren Green with, with, with Braided Pig Tails??
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Re: Why do SyFy Ch's Movies Suck Soooo Bad?
you have to look at them for what they are. they're well past even Mystery Science Theater 3000 funny/bad. we never miss them. i mean... what is cooler than fucking SHARKTOPUS? hm?
 Quoting: weenerdog 1416284


Someone needs to bring that back to rank on most of the garbage they produce.
That show would have a FIELD DAY with all this new material.


ohyeah

Mystery Science Theater 3000

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you have to look at them for what they are. they're well past even Mystery Science Theater 3000 funny/bad. we never miss them. i mean... what is cooler than fucking SHARKTOPUS? hm?
 Quoting: weenerdog 1416284


Someone needs to bring that back to rank on most of the garbage they produce.
That show would have a FIELD DAY with all this new material.


ohyeah



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It has provided the single greatest scene in film...


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PLEASE bring back Mystery Science Theater!
....there is SOOOOOOO much material to work with.

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Re: Why do SyFy Ch's Movies Suck Soooo Bad?
It's because they use the same grade writer/actors that are utilized in other "bad" scripts that are sown by the MSM
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It's because they use the same grade writer/actors that are utilized in other "bad" scripts that are sown by the MSM
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More accurately.....they are products of the LIBTARD edumacation system for mindless idiots and drones.
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Re: Why do SyFy Ch's Movies Suck Soooo Bad?
well actually I think it's coz most of them are Canadian productions.

*duck*

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well actually I think it's coz most of them are Canadian productions.

*duck*

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OUCH sadly truthful
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Its not a conspiracy every now and then a station buys up all the straight to VHS movies going as some may archive cult status
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1rof1
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Debbie Gibson??? lol

wtfdoc gluesniff


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hitit
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they suck so bad they're good

ohyeah
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This^^^^^
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Re: Why do SyFy Ch's Movies Suck Soooo Bad?
It reminds me of the long run of Godzilla movies that were so bad they were laughable. The first one with Raymond Burr was actually not bad. But then they put a guy in a bad dino suit and the multitude of sequels just got worse and worse -yet people still went to see them!

The irony with the SyFy channel is that they are virtually impossible to submit unsolicited scripts to. They seem to hole themselves out as a channel with plenty of talent to draw upon, so lesser known writers need not apply. Yet we've all seem what their stable of writers are turning out!
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I love Debbie Gibson
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Re: Why do SyFy Ch's Movies Suck Soooo Bad?
It reminds me of the long run of Godzilla movies that were so bad they were laughable. The first one with Raymond Burr was actually not bad. But then they put a guy in a bad dino suit and the multitude of sequels just got worse and worse -yet people still went to see them!

The irony with the SyFy channel is that they are virtually impossible to submit unsolicited scripts to. They seem to hole themselves out as a channel with plenty of talent to draw upon, so lesser known writers need not apply. Yet we've all seem what their stable of writers are turning out!
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Re: Why do SyFy Ch's Movies Suck Soooo Bad?
"Doomsday Prophecy" on now, wow what a stinker....hell most that I see on there are complete CRAP, some story lines aren't so bad but the acting is, is, is just UTTER CRAP!

your thoughts?
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SY FY movies used to be good, something happened when they made their name so retarded, their movies also went to shit
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Re: Why do SyFy Ch's Movies Suck Soooo Bad?
In the really bad ones, they use semi retarded people to act.
I watched a zombie one about 6 months ago and i honestly thought it was a piss take until I realised they were using retards as actors/actresses.

Oh......no.........................there's...................​.a..........................zombie...........................​..what......................shall............................​.......................we....................................​........do.beated
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They all have the same plot:

Special forces team is stuck on an island with dinosaurs
Special forces team is stuck on an island with alien robots
Special forces team is stuck on an island with dinosaurs and alien robots
Special forces team is stuck in Chicago with Obama supporters

well, you get the picture !
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Re: Why do SyFy Ch's Movies Suck Soooo Bad?
I haven't been watching television for a long time, but I think part of this has to do with the production side of things.
They take risks, which is good, but they seem to be banking on the idea that their movies don't have to be good, since they are small budget and the audience is, pretty much, going to be their audience.

It's a sham. New ideas and good scripts don't take that much work and their budgets aren't that tiny. Many good productions have been had for less, but someone in power has to bother to care about them.

Without that it doesn't matter how good the script is, or the actors, it will fail at some point.