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Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(

 
Schlutzi
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12/21/2012 05:15 PM
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Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
the bunker commander says we are in for 4 weeks and will not open the exit hatch. What can i say to get him and the other 23 to understand the Mayan 2012 doom flopped? They keep saying new dates!!
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12/21/2012 06:53 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
I showed them the posts and we watched the news. They all say its a trap and you are all faking that nothing happened.
LaniJane

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12/21/2012 07:00 PM

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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
I admit, I lol'd when I read the thread title.
"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls." ~
George Carlin
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12/21/2012 07:05 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
I think the lesson here is be careful who you lock yourself in a bunker with!
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/21/2012 07:10 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
Thank you LJ :) cheered me up. I always look on the bright and cheery side of a situtation too.

Everyone in the bunker says "hi".
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12/21/2012 07:25 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
I think the lesson here is be careful who you lock yourself in a bunker with!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25323670


I had no idea these Danish women could be so paranoid. It seemed perfect when i answered their ad "looking for a strong handsome male to repopulate the world after 2012".
Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2012 07:28 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
HI bunker tards

popcorn
Zombietard

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12/21/2012 07:29 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
I showed them the posts and we watched the news. They all say its a trap and you are all faking that nothing happened.
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He is right. People is dying in biblical proportions out here.
hapless moran

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12/21/2012 07:31 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
I think the lesson here is be careful who you lock yourself in a bunker with!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25323670


I had no idea these Danish women could be so paranoid. It seemed perfect when i answered their ad "looking for a strong handsome male to repopulate the world after 2012".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30541752


Well, brother, the best advice I can give you is to let the repopulating begin! Dive in to the danish.
free your inner baboon.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/21/2012 07:42 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
I think the lesson here is be careful who you lock yourself in a bunker with!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25323670


I had no idea these Danish women could be so paranoid. It seemed perfect when i answered their ad "looking for a strong handsome male to repopulate the world after 2012".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30541752


Well, brother, the best advice I can give you is to let the repopulating begin! Dive in to the danish.
 Quoting: hapless moran


22 of them are hyper-menstrating right now. Chocolate supplies are getting low. The old commander and his wife went to bed. Everyone is getting cranky. I hope we have tacos for lunch tomorrow.
Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2012 07:46 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
I think the lesson here is be careful who you lock yourself in a bunker with!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25323670


I had no idea these Danish women could be so paranoid. It seemed perfect when i answered their ad "looking for a strong handsome male to repopulate the world after 2012".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30541752


Well, brother, the best advice I can give you is to let the repopulating begin! Dive in to the danish.
 Quoting: hapless moran


22 of them are hyper-menstrating right now. Chocolate supplies are getting low. The old commander and his wife went to bed. Everyone is getting cranky. I hope we have tacos for lunch tomorrow.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30541752


Be careful what you say, lmao.
Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2012 07:51 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
Thats the best laugh I have had for days.
It deserves a pin.
hf
Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2012 07:52 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
There is always a new date. ROFL.
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12/21/2012 08:05 PM

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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
I think the lesson here is be careful who you lock yourself in a bunker with!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25323670


I had no idea these Danish women could be so paranoid. It seemed perfect when i answered their ad "looking for a strong handsome male to repopulate the world after 2012".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30541752


Well, brother, the best advice I can give you is to let the repopulating begin! Dive in to the danish.
 Quoting: hapless moran


22 of them are hyper-menstrating right now. Chocolate supplies are getting low. The old commander and his wife went to bed. Everyone is getting cranky. I hope we have tacos for lunch tomorrow.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30541752


Oh, you gotta keep this going, give all the joketards here an opportunity to strut their stuff. We have some really hysterical people at glp.
Spread the word, change the collective conscious......
THERE IS MORE THAN ENOUGH OF EVERYTHING TO GO AROUND

When you are undisciplined, the universe is extremely forgiving and when you are disciplined, the universe is extremely generous. Me
Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2012 08:06 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
Come on out...we need more BRAINS...
Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2012 08:11 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
WTF!!! The contractor told me I would be the only bunkee with internet access
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12/21/2012 08:14 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
I showed them the posts and we watched the news. They all say its a trap and you are all faking that nothing happened.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30541752


He is right. People is dying in biblical proportions out here.
 Quoting: Zombietard


Come on out...we need more BRAINS...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1211208


Zombies. Thats what the commanders wife said when we watched the news tonight. They all think the news is fake!! A few of the others said they saw the news announcer "shapeshift".

What on earth can i say to convince them 2012 was a flop??
Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2012 08:15 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
If you have everything you need and can relax, may as well stay there for a few days and mentally prepare.

Just a thought.
Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2012 08:16 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
Ha ha ha! I'm standing in your bedroom at home wearing your underwear!

Where's the pump for this doll?
TheGasManII
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12/21/2012 08:19 PM

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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
I hope ya'll stocked plenty of booze! Just get drunk and play strip poker, 4 weeks will go by in no time! :)
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12/21/2012 08:19 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
I think the lesson here is be careful who you lock yourself in a bunker with!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25323670


I had no idea these Danish women could be so paranoid. It seemed perfect when i answered their ad "looking for a strong handsome male to repopulate the world after 2012".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30541752


Well, brother, the best advice I can give you is to let the repopulating begin! Dive in to the danish.
 Quoting: hapless moran


My thoughts exactly. Never argue with a woman, it doesn't help you get into her pants!
Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2012 08:29 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
Hope your bunker commander made sure all the females are of "fertile" age since repopulation is critical once you get out.

Assuming he did you just resign yourself to the fact that you are needed for the difficult task and START NOW with the "Repopulation Program".

I know blondes can get boring, so when you get tired of blondes just move on to the brunettes.

It will be a difficult task, but I am sure you can rise to the occaission.

blondes > sideways
brunettes > bananasex
redheads > dead (well I know they act dead, but maybe they like it)
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/21/2012 08:30 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
Ha ha ha! I'm standing in your bedroom at home wearing your underwear!

Where's the pump for this doll?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28688993


Over at Ziggys, 2nd floor apt. right above you. See the broom in the corner, just tap the cieling a few times. He will come down and ask what you want. Tell him you need the pump for the "raft".
Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2012 08:30 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
I think the lesson here is be careful who you lock yourself in a bunker with!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25323670


I had no idea these Danish women could be so paranoid. It seemed perfect when i answered their ad "looking for a strong handsome male to repopulate the world after 2012".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30541752

Kinda doubt any women would want to repopulate the world with a clown from a country that took it in the ass in two world wars.
SnowboardingAlien

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12/21/2012 08:31 PM

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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
hot1 hot3
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Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2012 08:32 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
op
is a liar

theres no bunker in germany, op is the role play tard or attention whore,
Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2012 08:33 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
Tell them Burger King is giving one Whopper for $.55 if you buy another one. In about a week they will cave.KD
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12/21/2012 08:35 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
I think your commander is a rump ranger. He's manufacturing reasons to keep you all locked up together. Don't give in. I encourage you to mutiny before the unspeakable happens.
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12/21/2012 08:37 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
Ha ha ha! I'm standing in your bedroom at home wearing your underwear!

Where's the pump for this doll?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28688993


Over at Ziggys, 2nd floor apt. right above you. See the broom in the corner, just tap the cieling a few times. He will come down and ask what you want. Tell him you need the pump for the "raft".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30541752


gwdance
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12/21/2012 08:39 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
Man IF you really locked yourself in a bunker thinking the end of the world was coming, you got off easy with just 4 weeks.
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12/21/2012 08:39 PM

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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
mmm... Bunker Fun! I'm half German does that count? LOL
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