Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(

I showed them the posts and we watched the news. They all say its a trap and you are all faking that nothing happened.

I admit, I lol'd when I read the thread title.

I think the lesson here is be careful who you lock yourself in a bunker with!

Thank you LJ :) cheered me up. I always look on the bright and cheery side of a situtation too.

Everyone in the bunker says "hi".

I had no idea these Danish women could be so paranoid. It seemed perfect when i answered their ad "looking for a strong handsome male to repopulate the world after 2012".

HI bunker tards

He is right. People is dying in biblical proportions out here.

Well, brother, the best advice I can give you is to let the repopulating begin! Dive in to the danish.

22 of them are hyper-menstrating right now. Chocolate supplies are getting low. The old commander and his wife went to bed. Everyone is getting cranky. I hope we have tacos for lunch tomorrow.

Be careful what you say, lmao.

Thats the best laugh I have had for days.
It deserves a pin.

There is always a new date. ROFL.

Oh, you gotta keep this going, give all the joketards here an opportunity to strut their stuff. We have some really hysterical people at glp.

Come on out...we need more BRAINS...

WTF!!! The contractor told me I would be the only bunkee with internet access

Zombies. Thats what the commanders wife said when we watched the news tonight. They all think the news is fake!! A few of the others said they saw the news announcer "shapeshift".

What on earth can i say to convince them 2012 was a flop??

If you have everything you need and can relax, may as well stay there for a few days and mentally prepare.

Just a thought.

Ha ha ha! I'm standing in your bedroom at home wearing your underwear!

Where's the pump for this doll?

I hope ya'll stocked plenty of booze! Just get drunk and play strip poker, 4 weeks will go by in no time! :)

My thoughts exactly. Never argue with a woman, it doesn't help you get into her pants!

Hope your bunker commander made sure all the females are of "fertile" age since repopulation is critical once you get out.

Assuming he did you just resign yourself to the fact that you are needed for the difficult task and START NOW with the "Repopulation Program".

I know blondes can get boring, so when you get tired of blondes just move on to the brunettes.

It will be a difficult task, but I am sure you can rise to the occaission.

blondes >
brunettes >
redheads > (well I know they act dead, but maybe they like it)

Over at Ziggys, 2nd floor apt. right above you. See the broom in the corner, just tap the cieling a few times. He will come down and ask what you want. Tell him you need the pump for the "raft".

Kinda doubt any women would want to repopulate the world with a clown from a country that took it in the ass in two world wars.

op
is a liar

theres no bunker in germany， op is the role play tard or attention whore，

Tell them Burger King is giving one Whopper for $.55 if you buy another one. In about a week they will cave.

I think your commander is a rump ranger. He's manufacturing reasons to keep you all locked up together. Don't give in. I encourage you to mutiny before the unspeakable happens.

Man IF you really locked yourself in a bunker thinking the end of the world was coming, you got off easy with just 4 weeks.

mmm... Bunker Fun! I'm half German does that count? LOL