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Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(

 
RedDawnPost

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12/21/2012 08:40 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
You've got four freaking weeks off. Sleeeep!! And play on the computer.

Last Edited by RedDawnPost on 12/21/2012 08:40 PM
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12/21/2012 08:41 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
op
is a liar

theres no bunker in germany, op is the role play tard or attention whore,
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dont you know how to have any kind of fun ? chillax
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12/21/2012 08:46 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
op
is a liar

theres no bunker in germany, op is the role play tard or attention whore,
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Its people like you who give the world the impression germans have no sense of humor. Lighten up bro. They know germany is the "home of the bunker". Its not a secret anymore.
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12/21/2012 08:48 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
the bunker commander says we are in for 4 weeks and will not open the exit hatch. What can i say to get him and the other 23 to understand the Mayan 2012 doom flopped? They keep saying new dates!!
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Hopefully the people in control of the doors don't currently have people on the outside raiding your homes while you're locked away ...
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12/21/2012 08:50 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
All the Fuck i Give --------> s226
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12/21/2012 08:53 PM

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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
I think the lesson here is be careful who you lock yourself in a bunker with!
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I had no idea these Danish women could be so paranoid. It seemed perfect when i answered their ad "looking for a strong handsome male to repopulate the world after 2012".
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Well, brother, the best advice I can give you is to let the repopulating begin! Dive in to the danish.
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lolatu
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12/21/2012 08:53 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
the bunker commander says we are in for 4 weeks and will not open the exit hatch. What can i say to get him and the other 23 to understand the Mayan 2012 doom flopped? They keep saying new dates!!
 Quoting: Schlutzi 30541752


Stuck in a bunker with a bunch of women that want to sex you and you want out? ahole
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12/21/2012 08:54 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
Any Pics?

hf
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12/21/2012 08:55 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
you seriously in a bunker?

for fucks sakes.

are they newly built or using the same run down ones from WW2 rofl
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12/21/2012 08:58 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
"Disable" the chief
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12/21/2012 08:59 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
Ha ha ha! I'm standing in your bedroom at home wearing your underwear!

Where's the pump for this doll?
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Over at Ziggys, 2nd floor apt. right above you. See the broom in the corner, just tap the cieling a few times. He will come down and ask what you want. Tell him you need the pump for the "raft".
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Ziggy says he lent the instructions to your uncle and was to post on GLP.
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12/21/2012 09:03 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
Ha ha ha! I'm standing in your bedroom at home wearing your underwear!

Where's the pump for this doll?
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Over at Ziggys, 2nd floor apt. right above you. See the broom in the corner, just tap the cieling a few times. He will come down and ask what you want. Tell him you need the pump for the "raft".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30541752


Ziggy says he lent the instructions to your uncle and was to post on GLP.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28688993


With pics!

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12/21/2012 09:14 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
How's the broom situation. ?
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12/21/2012 09:17 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
I made it out of the bunker! I hid the chocolate and told everyone I would risk going out into the chaos and scavenge amoung the ruins for chocolate.

Freedom.
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12/21/2012 09:17 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
There's reptilian shapeshifters and zombies everywhere out here! Stay inside your bunker if you value your lives!
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12/21/2012 09:21 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
There also may be a trap near the door ohyeah



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12/21/2012 09:30 PM

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12/21/2012 09:40 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
If you really were trapped in a bunker I would just work out.
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12/21/2012 09:42 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
op
is a liar

theres no bunker in germany, op is the role play tard or attention whore,
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Should you tell him... or should I?
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12/21/2012 09:50 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
here is a challenge i set for you,,,,, try to sleep with all the ladys good luck
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12/21/2012 09:55 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
Something tells me that I can't see what you're doing underthere... underwhere? MY point.
I wont come home if you can't come home.
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12/21/2012 10:05 PM

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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
this is big brother.... i have welded your door shut so you are there for double the time..... i figured halving your rations should make it more interesting... ...continue.... helga???... to the diary room....

Last Edited by Citizenperth on 12/21/2012 10:07 PM
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12/21/2012 10:07 PM

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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
I need a job. Where did you work?
"Don't do anything that affects anything. Unless it turns out you were supposed to do it, in which case for the love of God. Don't not do it!"
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12/21/2012 10:07 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
Say hi to my 'uncle' for me. And don't forget to water my tomato plants!
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12/21/2012 10:09 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
They're right, it IS a trap. We all died today. Lucky for us, they have WiFi in hell.
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12/21/2012 10:10 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
OP pics of you and some hot German broads in a bunker or gtfoh
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12/21/2012 10:20 PM

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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
OP pics of you and some hot German broads in a bunker or gtfoh
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roger that.... on the way.....
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12/21/2012 10:21 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
I made it out of the bunker! I hid the chocolate and told everyone I would risk going out into the chaos and scavenge amoung the ruins for chocolate.

Freedom.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30541752

Zombie bait
Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2012 10:28 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
someone weld the door shut.. i would
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12/21/2012 10:47 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
So if you knock up 10+ girls and then they find out the world didn't end are you still obligated to pay child support or how does that work? Is it a get out of jail free card or something?

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