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Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(

 
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
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12/21/2012 10:55 PM

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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
They are correct OP we are perishing,
Let Us In !!!
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12/21/2012 10:57 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
the bunker commander says we are in for 4 weeks and will not open the exit hatch. What can i say to get him and the other 23 to understand the Mayan 2012 doom flopped? They keep saying new dates!!
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Tell him to let you out or I'm going to start shitting down your air vent.
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12/21/2012 11:09 PM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
the bunker commander says we are in for 4 weeks and will not open the exit hatch. What can i say to get him and the other 23 to understand the Mayan 2012 doom flopped? They keep saying new dates!!
 Quoting: Schlutzi 30541752




IF THE BUNKER NEEDS ELECTRICITY TO FUNCTION YOU WILL BE TRAPPED AND DIE IN THERE.

THE SUN WILL NOT SHINE TOMORROW, THE BUNKER WILL NOT SAVE YOU, AS WHEN THE SUN GOES OUT, NO ELECTRICITY WILL FLOW, DUE TO EMP FROM THE CENTRE OF THE GALAXY.

THE SUN IS ELECTRICAL IN NATURE, IT IS A HUGE DIPOLE, CURRENT MAIN STREAM SCIENTIFIC IDEAS OF THE SUN IS WRONG.

GET OUT OF THE BUNKER IF YOU WANT TO LIVE. REBEL AND FIGHT IF YOU HAVE TO.
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12/22/2012 12:08 AM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
Start eating beans, he will open the door.
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12/22/2012 12:41 AM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
you have no women in your bunker or what? you fucking pussy..
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12/22/2012 12:44 AM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
I think the lesson here is be careful who you lock yourself in a bunker with!
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I had no idea these Danish women could be so paranoid. It seemed perfect when i answered their ad "looking for a strong handsome male to repopulate the world after 2012".
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Well, brother, the best advice I can give you is to let the repopulating begin! Dive in to the danish.
 Quoting: hapless moran


22 of them are hyper-menstrating right now. Chocolate supplies are getting low. The old commander and his wife went to bed. Everyone is getting cranky. I hope we have tacos for lunch tomorrow.
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What the Danish "women" failed to tell you is that they are all men whom had unfinished sex changes.....and are all looking forward to taking turns re-sizing your anal cavity...
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I had no idea these Danish women could be so paranoid. It seemed perfect when i answered their ad "looking for a strong handsome male to repopulate the world after 2012".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30541752


Well, brother, the best advice I can give you is to let the repopulating begin! Dive in to the danish.
 Quoting: hapless moran


22 of them are hyper-menstrating right now. Chocolate supplies are getting low. The old commander and his wife went to bed. Everyone is getting cranky. I hope we have tacos for lunch tomorrow.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30541752


What the Danish "women" failed to tell you is that they are all men whom had unfinished sex changes.....and are all looking forward to taking turns re-sizing your anal cavity...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30595574


bunkergirl
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12/22/2012 01:25 AM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
There is nothing to say it's a flop. If they get it within 2 to 4 weeks after 5126 years ago is close enough for me.
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12/22/2012 01:38 AM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
Don't eat the canned salmon OP.
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12/22/2012 01:57 AM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
knock knock,,
who's there?
Niburu

Niburu who...


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HOLY fucking shit OP , stay,, bang away, even the ugly ones, we need you..


AAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHhh
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12/22/2012 02:54 AM
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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
Don't eat all the fruit first.
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12/22/2012 03:02 AM

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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
Du Bist Eine Frau :)

Last Edited by Nyarlathotep on 12/22/2012 01:13 PM
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12/22/2012 03:17 AM

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Re: Hey outside peeps,I need some advice; the bunker door is closed for 4 weeks :(
OP, thank you for the comic relief. We all need a little break from the doom every once in a while.hf
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