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Are you ready for the 8 minutes of awakening tomorrow?

 
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Are you ready for the 8 minutes of awakening tomorrow?
I heard it happens around midday tomorrow.

According to the Mayan Elders, your mind will open wide and you will experience thoughts that you have never experienced before, for 8 minutes.

he said to write all thought down and sort through them to later to determaine what thoughts you will act on.
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12/21/2012 06:08 PM
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Re: Are you ready for the 8 minutes of awakening tomorrow?
It usually takes more than eight minutes to awake, but after the first coffee --> Boom, I'm there!
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12/21/2012 06:10 PM
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Re: Are you ready for the 8 minutes of awakening tomorrow?
It usually takes more than eight minutes to awake, but after the first coffee --> Boom, I'm there!
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lol

I hear it happens around noon so you should have the time to drink a few cups of coffee before then
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12/21/2012 06:14 PM
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Re: Are you ready for the 8 minutes of awakening tomorrow?
It usually takes more than eight minutes to awake, but after the first coffee --> Boom, I'm there!
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LOL! Me too! I hope I'm awake and on my second cup of coffee.
"When tyrants tremble in their fear, and hear their death knell ringing,
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Re: Are you ready for the 8 minutes of awakening tomorrow?
source ? !
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12/21/2012 06:15 PM
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lol well Im going to be sober tomorrow since I quit smoking weed last night.
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12/21/2012 06:17 PM
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Re: Are you ready for the 8 minutes of awakening tomorrow?
source ? !
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I think hes talking about this guy in the video:
[link to www.youtube.com]
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12/21/2012 06:18 PM
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Re: Are you ready for the 8 minutes of awakening tomorrow?
source ? !
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[link to www.youtube.com]
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12/21/2012 06:22 PM
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Re: Are you ready for the 8 minutes of awakening tomorrow?
source ? !
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[link to www.youtube.com]
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For the "8 minute" time frame detail, start watching at about the 24:00 minute mark.
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12/21/2012 06:23 PM
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Re: Are you ready for the 8 minutes of awakening tomorrow?
Say his name out loud.

He is not a Maya at all.

And I point out that the 8 minutes was today so you already missed it
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12/21/2012 06:25 PM
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Re: Are you ready for the 8 minutes of awakening tomorrow?
Might as well eat some shrooms and im sure you will have 8 minutes of thoughts you never had before.

All those mayan elders do is spew all sorts of drug induced bullshit.
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12/21/2012 06:26 PM
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Re: Are you ready for the 8 minutes of awakening tomorrow?
yes
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12/21/2012 06:27 PM
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he does look suspicious though.

I dont believe real mayans exist anymore IMO.

It's just Mexicans celebrating their ancient culture and there are many people who claim to be Mayan or of Mayan ancestry... really are probably just Mexicans trying to get attention for money.
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12/21/2012 06:32 PM
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Re: Are you ready for the 8 minutes of awakening tomorrow?
Say his name out loud.

He is not a Maya at all.

And I point out that the 8 minutes was today so you already missed it
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you obviously didn't watch the video

he said at midpoint, the 22nd, Mr know-it-all
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12/21/2012 06:35 PM
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Re: Are you ready for the 8 minutes of awakening tomorrow?
Say his name out loud.

He is not a Maya at all.

And I point out that the 8 minutes was today so you already missed it
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you obviously didn't watch the video

he said at midpoint, the 22nd, Mr know-it-all
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I just watched it three times and the 22nd is never mentioned

Could you point out the time stamp where he says this?

He also said that CERN was going to be involved and CERN has been offline for a long time now.
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12/21/2012 06:36 PM
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Re: Are you ready for the 8 minutes of awakening tomorrow?
Say his name out loud.

He is not a Maya at all.

And I point out that the 8 minutes was today so you already missed it
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29820852


you obviously didn't watch the video

he said at midpoint, the 22nd, Mr know-it-all
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30577366


I just watched it three times and the 22nd is never mentioned

Could you point out the time stamp where he says this?

He also said that CERN was going to be involved and CERN has been offline for a long time now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29820852


Go to 24:00 and listen for 3 minutes

He makes it very clear, you can't miss it

also, please provide proof CERN is offline then

(go for it, I already know that you can't prove your statement)
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12/21/2012 06:44 PM
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Re: Are you ready for the 8 minutes of awakening tomorrow?
But isnt it the 22nd already in Asia?
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12/21/2012 06:49 PM

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Re: Are you ready for the 8 minutes of awakening tomorrow?
This AcTah also says that we'll have three days of darkness, that there will be a solar eclipse today,an eclipse of Venus tomorrow and I gave up after that.
free your inner baboon.
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12/21/2012 06:50 PM
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Re: Are you ready for the 8 minutes of awakening tomorrow?
8 min of an Awakening, is way to much for the body to handle.

Mine back in 2011, lasted about 30sec to a minute. It literally zapped all the energy out me afterwards. Couldn't speak, cold and shivering for about an hour, wandering what the eff, happened to me,
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12/21/2012 06:51 PM
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Re: Are you ready for the 8 minutes of awakening tomorrow?
Say his name out loud.

He is not a Maya at all.

And I point out that the 8 minutes was today so you already missed it
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29820852


you obviously didn't watch the video

he said at midpoint, the 22nd, Mr know-it-all
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30577366


I just watched it three times and the 22nd is never mentioned

Could you point out the time stamp where he says this?

He also said that CERN was going to be involved and CERN has been offline for a long time now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29820852


Go to 24:00 and listen for 3 minutes

He makes it very clear, you can't miss it

also, please provide proof CERN is offline then

(go for it, I already know that you can't prove your statement)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30577366


He NEVER mentions a DATE he only says in the new time etc.

CERN has been offline since the last run in July 2012 as they are working it up to higher power which takes many months to accomplish.

Now it is your turn

Prove this "Ac Tah (ac-tor)" is even Maya as he is wearing a set of tourist trap plastic as a head band.

His entire outfit is a complete joke and his shoulder pieces are not even remotely Mayan origin.
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12/21/2012 06:53 PM

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Re: Are you ready for the 8 minutes of awakening tomorrow?
8 min of an Awakening, is way to much for the body to handle.

Mine back in 2011, lasted about 30sec to a minute. It literally zapped all the energy out me afterwards. Couldn't speak, cold and shivering for about an hour, wandering what the eff, happened to me,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1370992


You're awakened and you're still on GLP?
free your inner baboon.
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Re: Are you ready for the 8 minutes of awakening tomorrow?
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you obviously didn't watch the video

he said at midpoint, the 22nd, Mr know-it-all
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30577366


I just watched it three times and the 22nd is never mentioned

Could you point out the time stamp where he says this?

He also said that CERN was going to be involved and CERN has been offline for a long time now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29820852


Go to 24:00 and listen for 3 minutes

He makes it very clear, you can't miss it

also, please provide proof CERN is offline then

(go for it, I already know that you can't prove your statement)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30577366


He NEVER mentions a DATE he only says in the new time etc.

CERN has been offline since the last run in July 2012 as they are working it up to higher power which takes many months to accomplish.

Now it is your turn

Prove this "Ac Tah (ac-tor)" is even Maya as he is wearing a set of tourist trap plastic as a head band.

His entire outfit is a complete joke and his shoulder pieces are not even remotely Mayan origin.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29820852


never mind, you're the joke
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12/21/2012 07:02 PM
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Re: Are you ready for the 8 minutes of awakening tomorrow?
Ok, if this is supposed to happen at noon ..... which time zone? Can anyone figure this out? I watched it twice but it was not very clear as to the exact time for everyone.
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Re: Are you ready for the 8 minutes of awakening tomorrow?
Ok, if this is supposed to happen at noon ..... which time zone? Can anyone figure this out? I watched it twice but it was not very clear as to the exact time for everyone.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1509624


Yeah,this AcTah seemed to be pulling information out of his AcTah's butt.

We can only surmise that it will be Central standard time since that is the timezone that the Maya and this pseudo-Maya worked with.
free your inner baboon.
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Re: Are you ready for the 8 minutes of awakening tomorrow?
8 min of an Awakening, is way to much for the body to handle.

Mine back in 2011, lasted about 30sec to a minute. It literally zapped all the energy out me afterwards. Couldn't speak, cold and shivering for about an hour, wandering what the eff, happened to me,
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you are chatting shit... try 5 years and then some 24/7 and still fucking going!
it isnt any kind of picnic.. no wonder only a few only get to the start stage and then one or 2 make it through.
thats why there are only supposedly a handful of immortals in the world.
i know of 2. your body stops aging if you get through the end of the nightmare.
tu understand suffering is to understand the universe, as above , so below.
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Re: Are you ready for the 8 minutes of awakening tomorrow?
8 min of an Awakening, is way to much for the body to handle.

Mine back in 2011, lasted about 30sec to a minute. It literally zapped all the energy out me afterwards. Couldn't speak, cold and shivering for about an hour, wandering what the eff, happened to me,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1370992


You're awakened and you're still on GLP?
 Quoting: hapless moran


An awakening means that the Father has told Mother to send a gift of the Kundalini, to purify oneself, it's a gradual process.

Awakening means the Spirits inside Awakes, The Father(God), The Mother(Earth), and the Son(higher self).

When that happens the high is enormous, and the body can't handle the vibrations.

For months I tried to understand, what the purpose of the Awakening was, while having a strong urge to be close to the creator.

I tried to ignore this Kundalini as I read about horror stories. The messages from God kept on leading me to it.

Right now doing the Kundalini, I am discovering about my true self, than I ever would have thought. I recieve beautiful messages from visions, dreams, and sometimes through the heart, like someone is telling me a story.

The way its going now, I figure about a few more years, when I will be fully awake. It isn't going to be easy, though, as my body is going through pain, as I grow. Growing pains.
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Re: Are you ready for the 8 minutes of awakening tomorrow?
8 min of an Awakening, is way to much for the body to handle.

Mine back in 2011, lasted about 30sec to a minute. It literally zapped all the energy out me afterwards. Couldn't speak, cold and shivering for about an hour, wandering what the eff, happened to me,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1370992


You're awakened and you're still on GLP?
 Quoting: hapless moran


An awakening means that the Father has told Mother to send a gift of the Kundalini, to purify oneself, it's a gradual process.

Awakening means the Spirits inside Awakes, The Father(God), The Mother(Earth), and the Son(higher self).

When that happens the high is enormous, and the body can't handle the vibrations.

For months I tried to understand, what the purpose of the Awakening was, while having a strong urge to be close to the creator.

I tried to ignore this Kundalini as I read about horror stories. The messages from God kept on leading me to it.

Right now doing the Kundalini, I am discovering about my true self, than I ever would have thought. I recieve beautiful messages from visions, dreams, and sometimes through the heart, like someone is telling me a story.

The way its going now, I figure about a few more years, when I will be fully awake. It isn't going to be easy, though, as my body is going through pain, as I grow. Growing pains.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1370992


Ok,User ID: 1370992,I respect you, you responded reasonably without taking offense or trying to spar with me. I respect that as a sign of an awakened mind.
free your inner baboon.
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Re: Are you ready for the 8 minutes of awakening tomorrow?
8 min of an Awakening, is way to much for the body to handle.

Mine back in 2011, lasted about 30sec to a minute. It literally zapped all the energy out me afterwards. Couldn't speak, cold and shivering for about an hour, wandering what the eff, happened to me,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1370992


you are chatting shit... try 5 years and then some 24/7 and still fucking going!
it isnt any kind of picnic.. no wonder only a few only get to the start stage and then one or 2 make it through.
thats why there are only supposedly a handful of immortals in the world.
i know of 2. your body stops aging if you get through the end of the nightmare.
tu understand suffering is to understand the universe, as above , so below.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30521446


Why should I chat shit, I have nothing to gain.

Have you experienced one?

All 3 energies wakens when you have one, its temporary, and not permanent, you have to work for it.

Whats so hard not to believe?

Mother activates the Kundalini, and chakras to enable oneself to purify oneself, its a gift.

We save our own soul, in that we have to face our own fears, no one is magically going to do it for us.
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For the alcohol imbibers, your pineal will be open to it all. The rest have been having it calcified with fluoride. Cheers! moshpit
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Re: Are you ready for the 8 minutes of awakening tomorrow?
8 min of an Awakening, is way to much for the body to handle.

Mine back in 2011, lasted about 30sec to a minute. It literally zapped all the energy out me afterwards. Couldn't speak, cold and shivering for about an hour, wandering what the eff, happened to me,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1370992


You're awakened and you're still on GLP?
 Quoting: hapless moran


An awakening means that the Father has told Mother to send a gift of the Kundalini, to purify oneself, it's a gradual process.

Awakening means the Spirits inside Awakes, The Father(God), The Mother(Earth), and the Son(higher self).

When that happens the high is enormous, and the body can't handle the vibrations.

For months I tried to understand, what the purpose of the Awakening was, while having a strong urge to be close to the creator.

I tried to ignore this Kundalini as I read about horror stories. The messages from God kept on leading me to it.

Right now doing the Kundalini, I am discovering about my true self, than I ever would have thought. I recieve beautiful messages from visions, dreams, and sometimes through the heart, like someone is telling me a story.

The way its going now, I figure about a few more years, when I will be fully awake. It isn't going to be easy, though, as my body is going through pain, as I grow. Growing pains.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1370992


Ok,User ID: 1370992,I respect you, you responded reasonably without taking offense or trying to spar with me. I respect that as a sign of an awakened mind.
 Quoting: hapless moran


Thank you very much, now I gotta go and do my 7 O'clock meditation.

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