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I have found the ultimate aphrodisiac for females!

 
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The ultimate aphrodesiac for women is when they see the other women liking you....
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yes if their freinds like me she faints a little inside her self lol
one fucking popularity contest and showoff
hiding
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Ohh, its just that we women sometimes pick the wrong men, so we get a 'good to go' sign if others like the one we're attracted to.

Its actually true for men too, I've seen it in action over and over again.

cool2
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no its freinds
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No, it's a big hammer.

I kid you not.

eheh
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yea for a weekend date
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Not really... but I'll wait for you to marry and be happy with a small cock.

Good luck on that one.

lol
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im not worried about my cock size
Its just if lets say you have a big dick and then some chick goes woe and she scores you, ehm i mean you score her and then you find out she just picked you for your dick, i think it needs abit more chemestry to hold in the long run, but if she is happy with that then cool
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The ultimate aphrodesiac for women is when they see the other women liking you....
 Quoting: ººEATºº


yes if their freinds like me she faints a little inside her self lol
one fucking popularity contest and showoff
hiding
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30033832



Ohh, its just that we women sometimes pick the wrong men, so we get a 'good to go' sign if others like the one we're attracted to.

Its actually true for men too, I've seen it in action over and over again.

cool2
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yea your company kinda dictates who is good for you then
Well thats kinda true
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The ultimate aphrodesiac for women is when they see the other women liking you....
 Quoting: ººEATºº


yes if their freinds like me she faints a little inside her self lol
one fucking popularity contest and showoff
hiding
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30033832



Ohh, its just that we women sometimes pick the wrong men, so we get a 'good to go' sign if others like the one we're attracted to.

Its actually true for men too, I've seen it in action over and over again.

cool2
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yea your company kinda dictates who is good for you then
Well thats kinda true
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I didn't say we follow this tendency like sheep,
and many of us do the opposite (like me, but maybe I would have been better off not to).

Men do like to compete, if a guy is chatting to me somewhere, pretty soon and quite often, another one will butt in ;)

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Money...lots of it... 5a
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Actually, no. I don't admire people who have Phd's like maybe some of you sheeple do. Baaa baaaa. It was a decision on their part, and unless they are fucking part of Doctors without Borders, I have no reason to respect them just because they went to school longer than me and learned stuff I have no interest in learning. I find it's bad enough with your Master's degreed people. They want to be admired and respected just because of that. I still respect and admire my mom who worked night shift for most of my life to pay the bills, way more than I respect a doctor. So please stop with the stereotyping of women. If that is the kind of woman you are attracted to, that's you problem. Try lowering your physical standards and raising the mental ones.
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yes if their freinds like me she faints a little inside her self lol
one fucking popularity contest and showoff
hiding
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30033832



Ohh, its just that we women sometimes pick the wrong men, so we get a 'good to go' sign if others like the one we're attracted to.

Its actually true for men too, I've seen it in action over and over again.

cool2
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yea your company kinda dictates who is good for you then
Well thats kinda true
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30033832



I didn't say we follow this tendency like sheep,
and many of us do the opposite (like me, but maybe I would have been better off not to).

Men do like to compete, if a guy is chatting to me somewhere, pretty soon and quite often, another one will butt in ;)
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haha yea all the time, i just sit and watch the scene at the table like a cool movie, i duno i dont bother or something im a sad sad man
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booze>dr
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Ohh, its just that we women sometimes pick the wrong men, so we get a 'good to go' sign if others like the one we're attracted to.

Its actually true for men too, I've seen it in action over and over again.

cool2
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yea your company kinda dictates who is good for you then
Well thats kinda true
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30033832



I didn't say we follow this tendency like sheep,
and many of us do the opposite (like me, but maybe I would have been better off not to).

Men do like to compete, if a guy is chatting to me somewhere, pretty soon and quite often, another one will butt in ;)
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haha yea all the time, i just sit and watch the scene at the table like a cool movie, i duno i dont bother or something im a sad sad man
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I see you sitting there, many women do, and we just think you're not interested.
It's sad that you are, but don't bother, seems we're all imprisoned in some cool, cool world...
no wonder Dr Who is an aphrodisiac, he sure bothers about a lot!


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according to last nights viewing of saturn with Astro-
the aphrodisiac must be Dr.Atsro-nice voice and brains tounge
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Why don't men who clearly find a woman attractive, ever have the balls to come up and talk to them, unless they are drunk and by then all her friends are looking really good to them to? Ugh. It just never seems to happen for us! There can be such a spark, and nothing will ever come of it, either that or something comes of it and the guy ditches you afterwards then sees you again and acts like he is intimidated by you and will never speak to you again. Men are so confusing.
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Why don't men who clearly find a woman attractive, ever have the balls to come up and talk to them, unless they are drunk and by then all her friends are looking really good to them to? Ugh. It just never seems to happen for us! There can be such a spark, and nothing will ever come of it, either that or something comes of it and the guy ditches you afterwards then sees you again and acts like he is intimidated by you and will never speak to you again. Men are so confusing.
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You just need to meet the right one.

And sometimes that takes years.
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Why don't men who clearly find a woman attractive, ever have the balls to come up and talk to them, unless they are drunk and by then all her friends are looking really good to them to? Ugh. It just never seems to happen for us! There can be such a spark, and nothing will ever come of it, either that or something comes of it and the guy ditches you afterwards then sees you again and acts like he is intimidated by you and will never speak to you again. Men are so confusing.
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You just need to meet the right one.

And sometimes that takes years.
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Tell me about it. The nice thing is I feel in some ways like I am 18 again, the innocent me, I've ditched the vanity, don't get me wrong I still make myself look good, but instead of looking for and dreaming of love with a man, I'm reconnecting with nature, with my spirit, with the benevolence in me and the great feeling I get helping others, all the things that can make you feel good about yourself, because they come from within you, not the external feedback a man gives you. That's where I'm at right now, and it feels right.
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Why don't men who clearly find a woman attractive, ever have the balls to come up and talk to them, unless they are drunk and by then all her friends are looking really good to them to? Ugh. It just never seems to happen for us! There can be such a spark, and nothing will ever come of it, either that or something comes of it and the guy ditches you afterwards then sees you again and acts like he is intimidated by you and will never speak to you again. Men are so confusing.
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You just need to meet the right one.

And sometimes that takes years.
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Tell me about it. The nice thing is I feel in some ways like I am 18 again, the innocent me, I've ditched the vanity, don't get me wrong I still make myself look good, but instead of looking for and dreaming of love with a man, I'm reconnecting with nature, with my spirit, with the benevolence in me and the great feeling I get helping others, all the things that can make you feel good about yourself, because they come from within you, not the external feedback a man gives you. That's where I'm at right now, and it feels right.
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That is a better answer.

You are starting to be more open and honest.

It seems that you are struggling with expectations of what you are looking for.

Sometimes you think you know what you want.

And then some guy will pop into your life and give you what you need.

Let go of expectations.

And see what comes to you.

Last Edited by Open Your Eyes on 12/21/2012 08:58 PM
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chocolate
duh
and being really good at oral sex
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Tell me about it. The nice thing is I feel in some ways like I am 18 again, the innocent me, I've ditched the vanity, don't get me wrong I still make myself look good, but instead of looking for and dreaming of love with a man, I'm reconnecting with nature, with my spirit, with the benevolence in me and the great feeling I get helping others, all the things that can make you feel good about yourself, because they come from within you, not the external feedback a man gives you. That's where I'm at right now, and it feels right.
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Look Deep within yourself.

And See what you find.
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Tell me about it. The nice thing is I feel in some ways like I am 18 again, the innocent me, I've ditched the vanity, don't get me wrong I still make myself look good, but instead of looking for and dreaming of love with a man, I'm reconnecting with nature, with my spirit, with the benevolence in me and the great feeling I get helping others, all the things that can make you feel good about yourself, because they come from within you, not the external feedback a man gives you. That's where I'm at right now, and it feels right.
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Look Deep within yourself.

And See what you find.
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I see a lot, but I'm very constrained, financially and the fact that I am raising two kids alone, no help. That makes it a lot harder to do something about what you find within yourself. I am restricted, now my life is about caring for others. Unless you do that yourself, you don't know what I mean.
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Tell me about it. The nice thing is I feel in some ways like I am 18 again, the innocent me, I've ditched the vanity, don't get me wrong I still make myself look good, but instead of looking for and dreaming of love with a man, I'm reconnecting with nature, with my spirit, with the benevolence in me and the great feeling I get helping others, all the things that can make you feel good about yourself, because they come from within you, not the external feedback a man gives you. That's where I'm at right now, and it feels right.
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Look Deep within yourself.

And See what you find.
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


I see a lot, but I'm very constrained, financially and the fact that I am raising two kids alone, no help. That makes it a lot harder to do something about what you find within yourself. I am restricted, now my life is about caring for others. Unless you do that yourself, you don't know what I mean.
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You may want to find a single father with kids of his own.

As you would have much to relate to him with.

And I care for others everyday of my life.

It is my life's purpose.

Last Edited by Open Your Eyes on 12/21/2012 09:06 PM
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Tell me about it. The nice thing is I feel in some ways like I am 18 again, the innocent me, I've ditched the vanity, don't get me wrong I still make myself look good, but instead of looking for and dreaming of love with a man, I'm reconnecting with nature, with my spirit, with the benevolence in me and the great feeling I get helping others, all the things that can make you feel good about yourself, because they come from within you, not the external feedback a man gives you. That's where I'm at right now, and it feels right.
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Look Deep within yourself.

And See what you find.
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


I see a lot, but I'm very constrained, financially and the fact that I am raising two kids alone, no help. That makes it a lot harder to do something about what you find within yourself. I am restricted, now my life is about caring for others. Unless you do that yourself, you don't know what I mean.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17431247


You may want to find a single father with kids of his own.

As you would have much to relate to him with.

And I care for others everyday of my life.

It is my life's purpose.
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Yes, I would love to meet a man with kids. I have no family left of my own, more kids would be great (without having to birth them myself). I love kids, even when they are not mine.

Caring for others is the ONLY way you are going to feel good about yourself. Try any other way, it won't work. You'll just be that 60 yr old trying to feel like you are 30 again. Selfishness = misery, but the selfish are really, really good at denial and repression so they never get that.
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I've got to start putting "Dr." in front of my name.
Breaking Amish on TLC is completely fake and staged!

[link to www.breakingamishfake.com]
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hmmm
Breaking Amish on TLC is completely fake and staged!

[link to www.breakingamishfake.com]
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Science time!

The one true aphrodisiac is a combination of two drugs: methylenedioxy-pyrovalerone (MDPV), which is psychostimulant, and a second chemical compound ("TAN"), the structure of which hasn't been fully elucidated, but more than likely it has a methylenedioxy-phenylethylamine backbone.

The secondary compound is created when MDPV hydrochloride is freebased and subject to oxidation of it's pyrrolidine ring. The reaction can be performed with no more than a basing agent and heat.

We DO KNOW the pharmacology of this "TAN" product; it is a Serotonin Selective Releasing Agent, and a Melanocortin 4 receptor antagonist. It gives off an unmistakeable pyrrolidine odour.

"TAN" was far and away the most powerful aphrodisiac ever produced, it was sold online a few years back as it's precursor MDPV. It works equally well for men and women, and was occasionally HEAVILY abused for it's euphoric effects.

Sadly MDPV is banned in North America, some bullshit to do with zombies. GOD they are retarded. MDPV and TAN have so far failed to demonstrate significant adverse effects, and extensive testing by interested chemists has failed to show a significant tolerance or addiction syndrome.

But it did show that Melanocortin 4 receptor antagonists have a good future in this area, and several compounds are on the way to the market.
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Look Deep within yourself.

And See what you find.
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I see a lot, but I'm very constrained, financially and the fact that I am raising two kids alone, no help. That makes it a lot harder to do something about what you find within yourself. I am restricted, now my life is about caring for others. Unless you do that yourself, you don't know what I mean.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17431247


You may want to find a single father with kids of his own.

As you would have much to relate to him with.

And I care for others everyday of my life.

It is my life's purpose.
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Yes, I would love to meet a man with kids. I have no family left of my own, more kids would be great (without having to birth them myself). I love kids, even when they are not mine.

Caring for others is the ONLY way you are going to feel good about yourself. Try any other way, it won't work. You'll just be that 60 yr old trying to feel like you are 30 again. Selfishness = misery, but the selfish are really, really good at denial and repression so they never get that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17431247


I wish you the best darling.

I will send you some luck in finding someone who can help enrich your life's purpose.

And someday soon that person shall come into your life.

Last Edited by Open Your Eyes on 12/21/2012 09:23 PM
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Thank you, Alex!hf
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Thank you, Alex!hf
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Your welcome!

hf
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correction - that should read
" a single guy..."
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laugh

They wouldn't care if he was married. Believe me.
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The ultimate aphrodisiac for females is money and/or a rich husband.
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hmmm
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hmmm

Dr Who?

spock
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I thought the ultimate aphrodisiac for a woman is a male that does housework.