Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 2,891 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 2,244,851
Pageviews Today: 3,126,301Threads Today: 768Posts Today: 13,854
08:29 PM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

I have found the ultimate aphrodisiac for females!

 
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 29960820
United States
12/21/2012 08:38 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have found the ultimate aphrodisiac for females!
booze>dr
K.Kool

User ID: 27334789
Australia
12/21/2012 08:39 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have found the ultimate aphrodisiac for females!
...



Ohh, its just that we women sometimes pick the wrong men, so we get a 'good to go' sign if others like the one we're attracted to.

Its actually true for men too, I've seen it in action over and over again.

cool2
 Quoting: K.Kool



yea your company kinda dictates who is good for you then
Well thats kinda true
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30033832



I didn't say we follow this tendency like sheep,
and many of us do the opposite (like me, but maybe I would have been better off not to).

Men do like to compete, if a guy is chatting to me somewhere, pretty soon and quite often, another one will butt in ;)
 Quoting: K.Kool

haha yea all the time, i just sit and watch the scene at the table like a cool movie, i duno i dont bother or something im a sad sad man
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30033832




I see you sitting there, many women do, and we just think you're not interested.
It's sad that you are, but don't bother, seems we're all imprisoned in some cool, cool world...
no wonder Dr Who is an aphrodisiac, he sure bothers about a lot!


afro
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 30588492
Australia
12/21/2012 08:43 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have found the ultimate aphrodisiac for females!
according to last nights viewing of saturn with Astro-
the aphrodisiac must be Dr.Atsro-nice voice and brains tounge
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 17431247
United States
12/21/2012 08:43 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have found the ultimate aphrodisiac for females!
Why don't men who clearly find a woman attractive, ever have the balls to come up and talk to them, unless they are drunk and by then all her friends are looking really good to them to? Ugh. It just never seems to happen for us! There can be such a spark, and nothing will ever come of it, either that or something comes of it and the guy ditches you afterwards then sees you again and acts like he is intimidated by you and will never speak to you again. Men are so confusing.
SnowboardingAlien

User ID: 2230505
United States
12/21/2012 08:52 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have found the ultimate aphrodisiac for females!
poo
I look up at the sky, and wonder where I am on earth. Then I wonder where I am in the solar system. Then I wonder where I am in the galaxy. Then I wonder where I am in the universe.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 17431247
United States
12/21/2012 08:55 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have found the ultimate aphrodisiac for females!
Why don't men who clearly find a woman attractive, ever have the balls to come up and talk to them, unless they are drunk and by then all her friends are looking really good to them to? Ugh. It just never seems to happen for us! There can be such a spark, and nothing will ever come of it, either that or something comes of it and the guy ditches you afterwards then sees you again and acts like he is intimidated by you and will never speak to you again. Men are so confusing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17431247


You just need to meet the right one.

And sometimes that takes years.
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Tell me about it. The nice thing is I feel in some ways like I am 18 again, the innocent me, I've ditched the vanity, don't get me wrong I still make myself look good, but instead of looking for and dreaming of love with a man, I'm reconnecting with nature, with my spirit, with the benevolence in me and the great feeling I get helping others, all the things that can make you feel good about yourself, because they come from within you, not the external feedback a man gives you. That's where I'm at right now, and it feels right.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 26372742
Canada
12/21/2012 08:58 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have found the ultimate aphrodisiac for females!
chocolate
duh
and being really good at oral sex
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 17431247
United States
12/21/2012 09:03 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have found the ultimate aphrodisiac for females!
Tell me about it. The nice thing is I feel in some ways like I am 18 again, the innocent me, I've ditched the vanity, don't get me wrong I still make myself look good, but instead of looking for and dreaming of love with a man, I'm reconnecting with nature, with my spirit, with the benevolence in me and the great feeling I get helping others, all the things that can make you feel good about yourself, because they come from within you, not the external feedback a man gives you. That's where I'm at right now, and it feels right.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17431247


Look Deep within yourself.

And See what you find.
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


I see a lot, but I'm very constrained, financially and the fact that I am raising two kids alone, no help. That makes it a lot harder to do something about what you find within yourself. I am restricted, now my life is about caring for others. Unless you do that yourself, you don't know what I mean.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 17431247
United States
12/21/2012 09:13 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have found the ultimate aphrodisiac for females!
Tell me about it. The nice thing is I feel in some ways like I am 18 again, the innocent me, I've ditched the vanity, don't get me wrong I still make myself look good, but instead of looking for and dreaming of love with a man, I'm reconnecting with nature, with my spirit, with the benevolence in me and the great feeling I get helping others, all the things that can make you feel good about yourself, because they come from within you, not the external feedback a man gives you. That's where I'm at right now, and it feels right.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17431247


Look Deep within yourself.

And See what you find.
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


I see a lot, but I'm very constrained, financially and the fact that I am raising two kids alone, no help. That makes it a lot harder to do something about what you find within yourself. I am restricted, now my life is about caring for others. Unless you do that yourself, you don't know what I mean.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17431247


You may want to find a single father with kids of his own.

As you would have much to relate to him with.

And I care for others everyday of my life.

It is my life's purpose.
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Yes, I would love to meet a man with kids. I have no family left of my own, more kids would be great (without having to birth them myself). I love kids, even when they are not mine.

Caring for others is the ONLY way you are going to feel good about yourself. Try any other way, it won't work. You'll just be that 60 yr old trying to feel like you are 30 again. Selfishness = misery, but the selfish are really, really good at denial and repression so they never get that.
pi
User ID: 20063747
Canada
12/21/2012 09:21 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have found the ultimate aphrodisiac for females!
Science time!

The one true aphrodisiac is a combination of two drugs: methylenedioxy-pyrovalerone (MDPV), which is psychostimulant, and a second chemical compound ("TAN"), the structure of which hasn't been fully elucidated, but more than likely it has a methylenedioxy-phenylethylamine backbone.

The secondary compound is created when MDPV hydrochloride is freebased and subject to oxidation of it's pyrrolidine ring. The reaction can be performed with no more than a basing agent and heat.

We DO KNOW the pharmacology of this "TAN" product; it is a Serotonin Selective Releasing Agent, and a Melanocortin 4 receptor antagonist. It gives off an unmistakeable pyrrolidine odour.

"TAN" was far and away the most powerful aphrodisiac ever produced, it was sold online a few years back as it's precursor MDPV. It works equally well for men and women, and was occasionally HEAVILY abused for it's euphoric effects.

Sadly MDPV is banned in North America, some bullshit to do with zombies. GOD they are retarded. MDPV and TAN have so far failed to demonstrate significant adverse effects, and extensive testing by interested chemists has failed to show a significant tolerance or addiction syndrome.

But it did show that Melanocortin 4 receptor antagonists have a good future in this area, and several compounds are on the way to the market.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 17431247
United States
12/21/2012 09:25 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have found the ultimate aphrodisiac for females!
Thank you, Alex!hf
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 25867801
United States
12/21/2012 10:10 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have found the ultimate aphrodisiac for females!
correction - that should read
" a single guy..."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 219708


laugh

They wouldn't care if he was married. Believe me.
Zombietard

User ID: 30592149
12/21/2012 10:15 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have found the ultimate aphrodisiac for females!
The ultimate aphrodisiac for females is money and/or a rich husband.
K.Kool

User ID: 25430715
Australia
12/22/2012 03:40 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have found the ultimate aphrodisiac for females!
hmmm
 Quoting: Dr. Super Bowl Dave




hmmm

Dr Who?

spock
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 9014106
Australia
12/22/2012 04:17 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have found the ultimate aphrodisiac for females!
I thought the ultimate aphrodisiac for a woman is a male that does housework.
K.Kool

User ID: 25430715
Australia
12/22/2012 04:25 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I have found the ultimate aphrodisiac for females!
I thought the ultimate aphrodisiac for a woman is a male that does housework.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9014106



It's true, Dr Housework is the hottest :)

News