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WTF!!! WTF!! WTF!! Judge relies on "Miracle on 34th Street" to defend Obama's eligibility!!

 
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WTF!!! WTF!! WTF!! Judge relies on "Miracle on 34th Street" to defend Obama's eligibility!!
You can't make this stuff up! In a real court room a judge cancelled a hearing and dismissed a case questioning Obama's eligibility based not on any law, but on a fucking movie about a fantasy character named St. Nick!

The judge - a real judge, mind you - cancelled a hearing for December 23rd to make this premature and farcical ruling.

“This court notes that President Obama lives in the White House. He flies on Air Force One. He has appeared before Congress, delivered State of the Union addresses and meets with congressional leaders on a regular basis. He has appointed countless ambassadors to represent the interests of the United States throughout the world,” Carroll wrote.

“As this matter has come before the court at this time of the year it seems only appropriate to paraphrase the ruling rendered by the fictional Judge Henry X. Harper from New York in open court in the classic holiday film ‘Miracle on 34th St.’ ‘Since the United States Government declares this man to be president, this court will not dispute it. Case dismissed.’”

Read more at [link to www.wnd.com]

From now on in this new age of post-American Obamunism, all court cases will be decided by best selling novels and popular movies.

Be prepared to defend yourself from the Green Eggs and Ham argument.
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Time to restart the old tar and feathering! ohyeah
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Time to restart the old tar and feathering! ohyeah
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Boehner ought to be screaming from the top of his lungs, "THE INFAMY!! Get OUT YOU IMPOSTER!! GUARDS! GUARDS! ARREST THIS MAN!!"
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bump
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Thank you for the bump. bump
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Re: WTF!!! WTF!! WTF!! Judge relies on "Miracle on 34th Street" to defend Obama's eligibility!!
They're not real courts, and they're impersonating judges.
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Re: WTF!!! WTF!! WTF!! Judge relies on "Miracle on 34th Street" to defend Obama's eligibility!!
What kind of fantasy world are you people living in? Seriously?

You actually think anyone in a position of power gives a shit about what you think?

We don't.
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Re: WTF!!! WTF!! WTF!! Judge relies on "Miracle on 34th Street" to defend Obama's eligibility!!
What kind of fantasy world are you people living in? Seriously?

You actually think anyone in a position of power gives a shit about what you think?

We don't.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9788321


Are you a person in power?

Exposure of the truth is the best disinfectant for the corruption that is taking place.

This judge is so scared he canceled a December 23rd hearing to preemptively issue this "Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus" type of ruling.

The plaintiff was supposed to be providing their argument at that 12/23 hearing. But the judge changes his mind and issues an edict?? Are you fucking kidding me??

Perhaps in the 230+ years of the judicial system there has been a ruling that is more ludicrous than this one. I'm not familiar with any that site a movie about Santa Claus as its basis, are you?

If this story can reach the media at all, maybe it will make an impression upon the public.

We now have federal courts, state courts, and cartoon courts. Will Lucy has pulled away the football away from Charlie Brown with this decision.
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Re: WTF!!! WTF!! WTF!! Judge relies on "Miracle on 34th Street" to defend Obama's eligibility!!
What kind of fantasy world are you people living in? Seriously?

You actually think anyone in a position of power gives a shit about what you think?

We don't.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9788321


Are you a person in power?

Exposure of the truth is the best disinfectant for the corruption that is taking place.

This judge is so scared he canceled a December 23rd hearing to preemptively issue this "Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus" type of ruling.

The plaintiff was supposed to be providing their argument at that 12/23 hearing. But the judge changes his mind and issues an edict?? Are you fucking kidding me??

Perhaps in the 230+ years of the judicial system there has been a ruling that is more ludicrous than this one. I'm not familiar with any that site a movie about Santa Claus as its basis, are you?

If this story can reach the media at all, maybe it will make an impression upon the public.

We now have federal courts, state courts, and cartoon courts. Will Lucy has pulled away the football away from Charlie Brown with this decision.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 990186


Please delete the word will from the final sentence to read "Lucy has pulled away the football away from Charlie Brown with this decision."
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Time to restart the old tar and feathering! ohyeah
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Go ahead...
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It's called "de facto" law and it's all around you!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHA.

They fucking played you.
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Re: WTF!!! WTF!! WTF!! Judge relies on "Miracle on 34th Street" to defend Obama's eligibility!!
What kind of fantasy world are you people living in? Seriously?

You actually think anyone in a position of power gives a shit about what you think?

We don't.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9788321


Are you a person in power?

Exposure of the truth is the best disinfectant for the corruption that is taking place.

This judge is so scared he canceled a December 23rd hearing to preemptively issue this "Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus" type of ruling.

The plaintiff was supposed to be providing their argument at that 12/23 hearing. But the judge changes his mind and issues an edict?? Are you fucking kidding me??

Perhaps in the 230+ years of the judicial system there has been a ruling that is more ludicrous than this one. I'm not familiar with any that site a movie about Santa Claus as its basis, are you?

If this story can reach the media at all, maybe it will make an impression upon the public.

We now have federal courts, state courts, and cartoon courts. Will Lucy has pulled away the football away from Charlie Brown with this decision.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 990186


However, what if the Judge has been 'got at' and is being forced down a particular route? One of the best defenses he could mount would be to make a ridiculous judgement which would draw attention and incite rather than subdue....
Seek FIRST the Kingdom of YHWH and His knowledge of Good and Bad (righteousness) , for He says "My ways are not thy ways"
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Re: WTF!!! WTF!! WTF!! Judge relies on "Miracle on 34th Street" to defend Obama's eligibility!!
These type of judges tend not to be acting under oath, which means they are impersonating a judge.
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Re: WTF!!! WTF!! WTF!! Judge relies on "Miracle on 34th Street" to defend Obama's eligibility!!
He should be disrobed.
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Birther-tards.. WND is just a joke... they lie to get you acting up so you buy their badly-written books..
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Re: WTF!!! WTF!! WTF!! Judge relies on "Miracle on 34th Street" to defend Obama's eligibility!!
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You can't make this stuff up! In a real court room a judge cancelled a hearing and dismissed a case questioning Obama's eligibility based not on any law, but on a fucking movie about a fantasy character named St. Nick!

The judge - a real judge, mind you - cancelled a hearing for December 23rd to make this premature and farcical ruling.

“This court notes that President Obama lives in the White House. He flies on Air Force One. He has appeared before Congress, delivered State of the Union addresses and meets with congressional leaders on a regular basis. He has appointed countless ambassadors to represent the interests of the United States throughout the world,” Carroll wrote.

“As this matter has come before the court at this time of the year it seems only appropriate to paraphrase the ruling rendered by the fictional Judge Henry X. Harper from New York in open court in the classic holiday film ‘Miracle on 34th St.’ ‘Since the United States Government declares this man to be president, this court will not dispute it. Case dismissed.’”

Read more at [link to www.wnd.com]

From now on in this new age of post-American Obamunism, all court cases will be decided by best selling novels and popular movies.

Be prepared to defend yourself from the Green Eggs and Ham argument.
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no credibility whatsoever
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Re: WTF!!! WTF!! WTF!! Judge relies on "Miracle on 34th Street" to defend Obama's eligibility!!
absurd. The constitution is very clear regarding the requirements of eligibility. That this judge would rule as he did, although not unlawful per se, clearly indicates that the judiciary is not functional in this country as one of the checks and balances
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one of these judges needs to grow some balls and deal with the lying arab in the white house...

barry soetoro soebarkah bounel needs to be arrested and spend the rest of his life behind bars in federal prison.
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Birther-tards.. WND is just a joke... they lie to get you acting up so you buy their badly-written books..
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Google: 042-68-4425 Jean Paul Ludwig

stop saying "birther" you mark yourself as an obvious shill. there is more to Barry than his birth certificate, so just stop.
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Re: WTF!!! WTF!! WTF!! Judge relies on "Miracle on 34th Street" to defend Obama's eligibility!!
What kind of fantasy world are you people living in? Seriously?

You actually think anyone in a position of power gives a shit about what you think?

We don't.
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which means that you are in a position of power?
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He is because I say so.

know your place peasant....
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WND

What a fucking joke.
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What kind of fantasy world are you people living in? Seriously?

You actually think anyone in a position of power gives a shit about what you think?

We don't.
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You have no power except that which the TRUE FATHER OF LIGHTS has given. You are a puppet of your so called masters for YOU HAVE MANY. I on the other hand am A SON OF THE MOST HIGH ELYON. There is WATER which my father gave this WORLD........HE has sent me to bring the FIRE.

GET READY, I AM going to unleash HEAVENS HOST.

IN HIS MAJESTIES NAME, LORD GOD YESHUA.
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Re: WTF!!! WTF!! WTF!! Judge relies on "Miracle on 34th Street" to defend Obama's eligibility!!
You can't make this stuff up! In a real court room a judge cancelled a hearing and dismissed a case questioning Obama's eligibility based not on any law, but on a fucking movie about a fantasy character named St. Nick!

The judge - a real judge, mind you - cancelled a hearing for December 23rd to make this premature and farcical ruling.

“This court notes that President Obama lives in the White House. He flies on Air Force One. He has appeared before Congress, delivered State of the Union addresses and meets with congressional leaders on a regular basis. He has appointed countless ambassadors to represent the interests of the United States throughout the world,” Carroll wrote.

“As this matter has come before the court at this time of the year it seems only appropriate to paraphrase the ruling rendered by the fictional Judge Henry X. Harper from New York in open court in the classic holiday film ‘Miracle on 34th St.’ ‘Since the United States Government declares this man to be president, this court will not dispute it. Case dismissed.’”

Read more at [link to www.wnd.com]

From now on in this new age of post-American Obamunism, all court cases will be decided by best selling novels and popular movies.

Be prepared to defend yourself from the Green Eggs and Ham argument.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 990186


You know what they say, "ask a stupid question...."
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Eh, a newspaper in Hawaii the year Obama was born published the names of babies born that week. Yep.
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Eh, a newspaper in Hawaii the year Obama was born published the names of babies born that week. Yep.
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lmao
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Re: WTF!!! WTF!! WTF!! Judge relies on "Miracle on 34th Street" to defend Obama's eligibility!!
You can't make this stuff up! In a real court room a judge cancelled a hearing and dismissed a case questioning Obama's eligibility based not on any law, but on a fucking movie about a fantasy character named St. Nick!

The judge - a real judge, mind you - cancelled a hearing for December 23rd to make this premature and farcical ruling.

“This court notes that President Obama lives in the White House. He flies on Air Force One. He has appeared before Congress, delivered State of the Union addresses and meets with congressional leaders on a regular basis. He has appointed countless ambassadors to represent the interests of the United States throughout the world,” Carroll wrote.

“As this matter has come before the court at this time of the year it seems only appropriate to paraphrase the ruling rendered by the fictional Judge Henry X. Harper from New York in open court in the classic holiday film ‘Miracle on 34th St.’ ‘Since the United States Government declares this man to be president, this court will not dispute it. Case dismissed.’”

Read more at [link to www.wnd.com]

From now on in this new age of post-American Obamunism, all court cases will be decided by best selling novels and popular movies.

Be prepared to defend yourself from the Green Eggs and Ham argument.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 990186


What if the US government claimed Mickey Mouse was president?
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Re: WTF!!! WTF!! WTF!! Judge relies on "Miracle on 34th Street" to defend Obama's eligibility!!
You can't make this stuff up! In a real court room a judge cancelled a hearing and dismissed a case questioning Obama's eligibility based not on any law, but on a fucking movie about a fantasy character named St. Nick!

The judge - a real judge, mind you - cancelled a hearing for December 23rd to make this premature and farcical ruling.

“This court notes that President Obama lives in the White House. He flies on Air Force One. He has appeared before Congress, delivered State of the Union addresses and meets with congressional leaders on a regular basis. He has appointed countless ambassadors to represent the interests of the United States throughout the world,” Carroll wrote.

“As this matter has come before the court at this time of the year it seems only appropriate to paraphrase the ruling rendered by the fictional Judge Henry X. Harper from New York in open court in the classic holiday film ‘Miracle on 34th St.’ ‘Since the United States Government declares this man to be president, this court will not dispute it. Case dismissed.’”

Read more at [link to www.wnd.com]

From now on in this new age of post-American Obamunism, all court cases will be decided by best selling novels and popular movies.

Be prepared to defend yourself from the Green Eggs and Ham argument.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 990186


What if the US government claimed Mickey Mouse was president?
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He'd be a much better Commander-in-Chief than the traitor now occupying OUR White House.

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